wwerules60
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Post by wwerules60 on Jan 3, 2010 23:54:02 GMT -5
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng. The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters. Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine." This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted. An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum. The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena. The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back. Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].” Unfortunately, he was wrong. www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 23:55:25 GMT -5
..............This sounds like a story you'd hear on the radio in GTA for f***s sake
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Jan 3, 2010 23:56:14 GMT -5
Fake story.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2010 23:56:35 GMT -5
Good lord, it is 2010 all over the world right?
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Post by default on Jan 3, 2010 23:57:52 GMT -5
...seriously?
Someone should've thrown that dude in with the lions.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Jan 3, 2010 23:59:42 GMT -5
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 3, 2010 23:59:59 GMT -5
Greatest story ever if it's true.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 4, 2010 0:00:33 GMT -5
It's more fun to just ignore the factual evidence and pretend it's real though.
Damn that lion!
Heh.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 4, 2010 0:01:02 GMT -5
According to Snopes, this is a fake from 2005
Funny as hell though.
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Post by default on Jan 4, 2010 0:01:17 GMT -5
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 4, 2010 0:01:17 GMT -5
BBC's website is bbc.co.uk
That website is fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm
They used the same idea for a joke story about zombies in Cambodia.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 4, 2010 0:04:59 GMT -5
If they combined the stories and had the lion fighting zombies, it might be the greatest story ever.
Also potentially a Syfy movie starring Casper Van Dien.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 4, 2010 0:13:48 GMT -5
..............This sounds like a story you'd hear on the radio in GTA for f***s sake It does, huh?
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Post by Hypnotix on Jan 4, 2010 0:20:30 GMT -5
Damnit, STOP THE MATCH!! Those midgets have FAMILIES!!
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Post by default on Jan 4, 2010 0:27:45 GMT -5
Damnit, STOP THE MATCH!! Those midgets have FAMILIES!! HOW DO YOU LEARN TO GET MAULED BY A LION?
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 4, 2010 0:29:30 GMT -5
I'm curious if such a Lion/Midgets fight would be the... mane event.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 4, 2010 0:30:47 GMT -5
I'm curious if such a Lion/Midgets fight would be the... mane event. Boooooooooooo! Now had you used "the maim event"....
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 4, 2010 0:32:42 GMT -5
If only one of them woulda taken the thorn outta his paw, it all coulda been avoided.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 4, 2010 1:03:18 GMT -5
Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion? Bart: Is it a Bible story? Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the village people tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough! So, they got Hercules. And Hercules used his mighty strength, and Bingo! Anyway, the moral is, the lion was so happy, he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches. Bart: How did a lion get rich? Homer: It was the olden days! Bart: Oh.
So you see, only a hoss could defeat a lion.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Jan 4, 2010 1:09:05 GMT -5
I was just thinking. There were "Allegedly" 42 midgets (Since it's fake).
Wrong main event. It's should've been the midget vs the DETROIT LIONS. At least then the midgets would probably win
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