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Post by Cela on Jan 4, 2010 1:53:10 GMT -5
They hould have had them fight a cheetah, cheetahs never prosper.
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Post by Ass Dan on Jan 4, 2010 4:24:54 GMT -5
43 midgets, however....
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 4, 2010 4:31:17 GMT -5
I will say to this story what I say to all stories of the nature...
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 4, 2010 8:03:54 GMT -5
I hope the lions entrance music was ' Goodbye Yellow Brick Road' and his opponents was 'Lollipop Guild'
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Jan 4, 2010 8:06:45 GMT -5
I hope the lions entrance music was ' Goodbye Yellow Brick Road' and his opponents was 'Lollipop Guild' Totally agree with the lions I was thinking more "Hi-Ho Hi-Ho This Match is gonna blow" for the midgets though |
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 4, 2010 8:10:38 GMT -5
They should have had them fight a Snarf instead.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Jan 4, 2010 8:17:24 GMT -5
They should have had them fight a Snarf instead.  Now if he had Panthro in his corner.... |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 4, 2010 8:44:44 GMT -5
Because this story was fake, I am allowed to think this is hilarious.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 4, 2010 10:31:20 GMT -5
...The fight was called in only 12 minutes... How long do these things usually last? |
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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 4, 2010 10:39:48 GMT -5
I still can't believe that the BBC was tricked by this story.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jan 6, 2010 22:35:36 GMT -5
Cheetah couldn't win a fight with anything. They have a strong flight response, because if they get injured, they can't hunt. They can't hunt, good bye. Lions, on the other hand, are very good at wrestling.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 6, 2010 22:37:23 GMT -5
Hm, I heard a different version. There were like 500 midgets, and a hippopotamus, and strippers were probably involved.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jan 6, 2010 23:10:25 GMT -5
..............This sounds like a story you'd hear on the radio in GTA for f***s sake It does, huh? This week on Liberty City Survivor, a capita of midgets are thrown into a lion's den, fearing for their lives. Watch as the lion scratches, claws, and bites his way through many of Cambodia's best. "After reading the advertisements, I decided to try Liberty City Survivor. I was so excited, I didn't know I just got decapitated! Everyday in the hospital I watch Liberty City Survivor!" Liberty City Survivor, natural selection has come home! |
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Post by shiranui on Jan 6, 2010 23:12:42 GMT -5
I still can't believe that the BBC was tricked by this story. They weren't, that page with the article is a fake that was made to look like the BBC site. This story inspired me to come up with and write a set of matching new lyrics for "Holiday In Cambodia" by the Dead Kennedys. They aren't very board-friendly, though, so I won't post them... at least until I write another verse about the supposed Cambodian zombie story. |
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 6, 2010 23:24:22 GMT -5
I remember hearing about this story a couple of years ago on Ricky Gervais's radio program. Pretty funny. Damnit, STOP THE MATCH!! Those midgets have FAMILIES!! HOW DO YOU LEARN TO GET MAULED BY A LION? It's not Ballet. |
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jan 7, 2010 5:41:16 GMT -5
I must be a sick character because now I actually WANT to see a match like this take place out of morbid curiosity
For some reason I bet 43 trained midgets COULD take down a lion.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 7, 2010 7:11:08 GMT -5
I must be a sick character because now I actually WANT to see a match like this take place out of morbid curiosity For some reason I bet 43 trained midgets COULD take down a lion. Trained? Maybe. They'd probably need to be armed. I see reach being a problem. Only way I see them winning is if the lion lingered too long on a kill. If he just slashed around, they'd all be eviscerated. |
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jan 8, 2010 5:39:46 GMT -5
I must be a sick character because now I actually WANT to see a match like this take place out of morbid curiosity For some reason I bet 43 trained midgets COULD take down a lion. Trained? Maybe. They'd probably need to be armed. I see reach being a problem. Only way I see them winning is if the lion lingered too long on a kill. If he just slashed around, they'd all be eviscerated. Well yeah, one or 2 of the midgets would CLEARLY have to be sacrificed for the greater good, but don't lions sleep for like 3 hours after eating? They could just wait for him to fall asleep and then snap his neck. |
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jan 8, 2010 13:00:28 GMT -5
I'm curious if such a Lion/Midgets fight would be the... mane event. Either way, going on the story it seems a lot of the midgets took this story... lion down. |
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