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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 2:01:23 GMT -5
I checked the Satellite guide, and Street Fighter with Jean Claude Van Damme is coming on at 1 in the morning, Central time. I don't care what anyone says, I'm watching.
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Post by andrew8798 on Jan 9, 2010 2:04:44 GMT -5
Never seen the movie so will check it out to see if its as bad as everyone said it is
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 2:07:16 GMT -5
Oh it is, Andrew. It is. Raul Julia's as M. Bison? He's supposed to be a huge beast, not some guy the size of Greg Gagne.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 2:08:55 GMT -5
It doesn't even have the over the top cheesy factor that made Flash Gordon and Snakes on a Plane enjoyable. Hey, you know what would rule? A movie with Samuel L. Jackson and Brian Blessed in it. Throw in Danny Trejo, and I'm there on opening night.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 9, 2010 2:13:06 GMT -5
Never seen the movie so will check it out to see if its as bad as everyone said it is OF COURSE! |
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 2:14:42 GMT -5
Never seen the movie so will check it out to see if its as bad as everyone said it is OF COURSE! **Insert Citizen Kane Applause .gif here** |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 9, 2010 2:19:15 GMT -5
Welp,know what I'm watchin now. Have never actually seen it.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jan 9, 2010 2:19:45 GMT -5
It doesn't even have the over the top cheesy factor that made Flash Gordon and Snakes on a Plane enjoyable. Hey, you know what would rule? A movie with Samuel L. Jackson and Brian Blessed in it. Throw in Danny Trejo, and I'm there on opening night. I would mark out for Danny Trejo, Tom Arnold, Sinbad, and Terry Crews movie. |
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 2:20:36 GMT -5
It doesn't even have the over the top cheesy factor that made Flash Gordon and Snakes on a Plane enjoyable. Hey, you know what would rule? A movie with Samuel L. Jackson and Brian Blessed in it. Throw in Danny Trejo, and I'm there on opening night. I would mark out for Danny Trejo, Tom Arnold, Sinbad, and Terry Crews movie. Terry Crews just has to do the robot in it ... |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 9, 2010 2:23:25 GMT -5
Welp few minutes in and I'm already diggin the awfulness of Van Damme's accent.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 2:37:29 GMT -5
^^Just you wait. There is more accent awfulness coming your way.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 3:00:03 GMT -5
Here comes the moving speech from Col. Guile ...
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 9, 2010 3:01:19 GMT -5
Heh, they censored kick his ass.. Spike's so schizo when it comes to that shit.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 3:07:46 GMT -5
Heh, they censored kick his ass.. Spike's so schizo when it comes to that s***. They also edited out part of Bison's line. After he said that he didn't remember a thing, he said something like, "It may have been the most momentous moment of your life, but for me, it was just Tuesday." |
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 9, 2010 3:35:05 GMT -5
Raul Julia was dying of AIDS while this was in production, which explains why he was too gaunt-looking for most people's idea of Bison.
Still, he's infinitely better in the role than crappy Neal McDonough was.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 3:58:00 GMT -5
Raul Julia was dying of AIDS while this was in production, which explains why he was too gaunt-looking for most people's idea of Bison. Still, he's infinitely better in the role than crappy Neal McDonough was. I thought he had cancer? |
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Post by Cela on Jan 9, 2010 3:59:22 GMT -5
or we could go home...
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Post by AriadosMan on Jan 9, 2010 4:02:23 GMT -5
Raul Julia was dying of AIDS while this was in production, which explains why he was too gaunt-looking for most people's idea of Bison. Still, he's infinitely better in the role than crappy Neal McDonough was. I thought he had cancer? We were both wrong. Apparently it was food poisoning from bad sushi. |
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Post by VenomFang on Jan 9, 2010 10:48:30 GMT -5
If Raul Julia was healthy, they probably would have made him "beef up" for the role like a lot of actors do now when playing certain parts.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2010 11:22:11 GMT -5
So, to those who hadn't seen the film before, what did you think?
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