The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
Posts: 36,698
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Post by The Line on Jan 3, 2010 6:19:05 GMT -5
I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. LIES! *plugs ears*
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jan 3, 2010 6:32:28 GMT -5
I played the head Nazi in my high school's Spring musical, terrorizing Taylor Swift and her family.
What? It was "The Sound of Music."
I'd like to think I hardened her against the rigors of fame.
And yes, that can be taken horribly out of context. But I was 17 and she was 12, so trust me, it wasn't even in my head.
I was much more interested in the girl playing Liesl. Preposterously-gorgeous, and just a grade below mine. Plus, I'm totally attracted to talent.
Wait, is that another thing that makes me special? Whatever, I'm counting it.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 3, 2010 7:22:42 GMT -5
I'm very flexable. And i'm a good listener. Those are crap, I feel bad now
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,273
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 3, 2010 7:37:43 GMT -5
I once put a Fruit Pastille in my mouth without chewing it.
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Tigerlily
Team Rocket
In a beaker?
Posts: 849
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Post by Tigerlily on Jan 3, 2010 9:02:24 GMT -5
I once put a Fruit Pastille in my mouth without chewing it. But that's impossible!
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
Posts: 3,740
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Post by Thrillho on Jan 3, 2010 9:04:53 GMT -5
If it wasn't for me, the world wouldn't revolve around anything, it would just drift off into deep space and you'd all freeze to death.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2010 9:13:45 GMT -5
You know those plastic things on shoelaces? I invented them
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jan 3, 2010 9:19:45 GMT -5
Well I can...
I can hand out a million vaccinations Or let'em all die in exasperation Have'em all healed of their lacerations Have'em all killed by assassination I can make anybody go to prison Just because I don't like'em and I can do anything with no permission I have it all under my command I can guide a missile by satellite and I can hit a target through a telescope and I can end the planet in a holocaust
All that AND. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. No Handlebars.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Jan 3, 2010 9:20:26 GMT -5
Well I can... I can hand out a million vaccinations Or let'em all die in exasperation Have'em all healed of their lacerations Have'em all killed by assassination I can make anybody go to prison Just because I don't like'em and I can do anything with no permission I have it all under my command I can guide a missile by satellite and I can hit a target through a telescope and I can end the planet in a holocaust All that AND. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. No Handlebars. But can you do a rubix cube?
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 3, 2010 10:00:30 GMT -5
I just got the Turret achievement on TF2.
(10 Turret kills with a single turret)
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on Jan 3, 2010 11:22:33 GMT -5
I was my school's valedictorian. I was also voted "Biggest Heart" in my grad class, and that is something I will ALWAYS hold higher than being a valedictorian. You might wanna get that heart thing checked out. That's how Andre The Giant died.
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Post by El Kabongs Revenge on Jan 3, 2010 12:32:05 GMT -5
I am a certified bowling coach. Wanna be a good bowler? I can teach you.
Other than that, I got nothin.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
Posts: 5,319
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jan 3, 2010 12:34:02 GMT -5
I used to be a moderator at a popular Resident Evil board before...well, I won't get into personal attacks here.
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Post by Reptar on Jan 3, 2010 12:38:08 GMT -5
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2010 12:39:16 GMT -5
I can poo without peeing.
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Post by S-Chrome on Jan 3, 2010 12:51:04 GMT -5
I'm arguably the most non-threatening 6'3, 235lb. man on the planet.
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Post by ani on Jan 3, 2010 13:01:05 GMT -5
I have a pretty encyclopedic knowledge on US History, especially the Presidents.
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Post by Young Game on Jan 3, 2010 13:13:25 GMT -5
I can cook. I collect lucha masks. I can make my voice sound like almost anyone. I will also school you with Cammy in Street Fighter. I talked Jim Butcher into emailing me a copy of Turncoat four months before it came out. As I am a sci-fi nerd, this was quite the coup, imho. This also means I have Jim Butcher's email address. How about Abdullah T. Butcher, Esq.? Would you happen to have his?
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 3, 2010 13:36:49 GMT -5
I can touch my nose with my tongue. I can do this too
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
Posts: 1,620
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Post by Raging_Demons on Jan 3, 2010 16:30:14 GMT -5
Well I can... I can hand out a million vaccinations Or let'em all die in exasperation Have'em all healed of their lacerations Have'em all killed by assassination I can make anybody go to prison Just because I don't like'em and I can do anything with no permission I have it all under my command I can guide a missile by satellite and I can hit a target through a telescope and I can end the planet in a holocaust All that AND. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. No Handlebars. But can you do a rubix cube? You mean killing a man by throwing a rubix cube at their head? Yeah I can do that if I want. ;D
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