THE Baldy Kendrick
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Post by THE Baldy Kendrick on Jan 2, 2010 22:10:47 GMT -5
"...so here's a large pizza... cut in half."
This isn't a quote from anything. This is what my Pizza Hut delivery man said to me as he handed me two boxes. Unreal.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 2, 2010 22:15:48 GMT -5
At least he didn't say"We were out of large Pizza boxes,here is a medium pizza.Deal with it."
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Post by Alucard on Jan 2, 2010 22:16:09 GMT -5
It happens more than you'd think.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 2, 2010 22:16:59 GMT -5
Don't they have XL boxes?
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Post by Alucard on Jan 2, 2010 22:20:16 GMT -5
I know the place I work for doesn't make anything above a large anymore, since the panormous was phased out.
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Post by bob on Jan 2, 2010 22:20:50 GMT -5
I've never haerd of this happening before and I worked mkaing a pizzas for a bit
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 2, 2010 22:22:01 GMT -5
Sometimes you run out of crap and have to improvise.
Or convince customers they decreased the size of the pizza.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 2, 2010 22:25:32 GMT -5
Just be thankful it wasn't "We ran out of large pizza boxes, so I ate some of your pizza just to make it fit. But you still have to pay full price."
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Post by Branimal on Jan 2, 2010 22:37:32 GMT -5
"...so here's a large pizza... cut in half." This isn't a quote from anything. This is what my Pizza Hut delivery man said to me as he handed me two boxes. Unreal. "Also, we ran out of stuffed crust..so here's a bowl of cheese to dip your crust in".
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 2, 2010 22:41:44 GMT -5
At least they didn't like make you wait on them going to get more boxes.
At a burger joint I worked at, we had to wait once because we ran out of onions. I had to chop them up when the manager came back from Wal-Mart with a couple of onions. The air was so thick with onion gas when I was done that I had to hide in the freezer to regain my composure.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 2, 2010 22:44:19 GMT -5
Sometimes you run out of crap and have to improvise. Or convince customers they decreased the size of the pizza. I ordered a large. This is large. You've just got bigger.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2010 23:05:57 GMT -5
It happens more than you'd think. True, it happens here. But that's pretty much because our large special ("The Big Daddy") is rectangle shaped.
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Post by default on Jan 2, 2010 23:10:26 GMT -5
At least your pizza delivery person didn't offer TO INCREESE THE SIZE OF YOUR P1ZZA WITH XTYNDZZZ for $12.99 and deliver it discreetly to your door in a plain brown box.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2010 23:32:30 GMT -5
How about, "We run out of large boxes, so we just folded your pizza in half like a giant taco and stuffed it into a chicken wing box." Not that it's ever happened to me, but it could.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2010 23:35:47 GMT -5
We ran out of large pizza boxes so f*** you we didn't bring a pizza. You owe me 20 dollars.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 2, 2010 23:40:22 GMT -5
If he'd said, " I'm here to kick ass and deliver large pizza boxes..."
That would be the coolest pizza delivery ever.
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Post by Lionheart on Jan 3, 2010 0:41:50 GMT -5
You got all the pizza you paid for. You're going to cut it up anyway. What's the big deal?
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Post by Reptar on Jan 3, 2010 0:51:20 GMT -5
"We ran out of large pizza boxes, so I tried to carry your pizza in one hand while I drove with the other. Someone ran out into my way and I ended up hitting them and spilling your pizza. You owe me money for the pizza, extra money to get my car cleaned, and you're gonna have to bail me out of jail. Where's my f***ing tip?"
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Jan 3, 2010 1:24:36 GMT -5
I remember Burger King running out of meat patties once. We laughed for hours on that one.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 3, 2010 2:07:06 GMT -5
One time our KFC ran out of chicken. No f'ing joke, the only chicken they were serving was nuggets. No thighs, no drumsticks, no wings. All you could buy that day was nuggets and a side.
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