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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 28, 2009 0:28:42 GMT -5
i have an extremely interesting problem, and i am kinda tweaking about it...
it's a girl see...i have a date with a girl on wednesday and there is one tiny, strange problem....she is one of the hottest chicks i have ever seen, let alone actually had the pleasure to go out with...she is just...wow...
now, keep in mind, i am not an attractive man, and i am actually panicking over this date. please, someone encourage me, or give me words of wisdom, or something...
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Post by Psy on Dec 28, 2009 0:36:11 GMT -5
Stick it in her pooper! ....no, I'm kidding.
I'd say 'relax, be yourself' but that's probably what has you tweaking.
Get her some flowers or chocolates - nothing extravagant - and tell her you've really been looking forward to the date. After that - let it flow. It sounds harder than it is.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 28, 2009 0:36:24 GMT -5
Just relax, dude. You already got the date, so she must have some interest in you... so that's half the battle right there. Be yourself, try to have a good time, and things'll be fine.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 28, 2009 0:38:48 GMT -5
i almost feel the need to give you a picture comparison on this topic...the looks margin is extremely wide...
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 28, 2009 0:44:05 GMT -5
Yeah, if she already agreed to the date it can't be as bad as you think. Don't do anything differently than what you've usually done around her. Seems to have worked so far.
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Post by FrankGotch on Dec 28, 2009 0:48:03 GMT -5
You already asked her out, you're past the hard part. Now start showing a little confidence or this will be your only date with her.
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Post by Perd on Dec 28, 2009 0:56:50 GMT -5
Wear one of those tuxedo t-shirts on the date. Those things always give me confidence.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 28, 2009 0:57:06 GMT -5
ok, sorry guys, but you have to see what i am dealing with here, in comparison to myself... me first: 6'3", about 340, not good looking now her: dear god, she is beautiful. and the other intimidating thing is that she is actually really cool. she has personality and is funny. we went to high school together, so i actually know her a little. if she was just hot and no brains, i wouldn't be as nervous. but as it is...i am freaking.
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Post by Young Game on Dec 28, 2009 1:12:41 GMT -5
Really? Really?? I can understand how you might be nervous...first date jitters and all...but just be confident. Like everyone else said, you got the date, that's the first step. You're doing quite well. You can make this work. I BELIEVE IN YOU, DAMMIT!!!
For what it's worth, I see couples much like you and her all the time. Don't think it can't happen. Make her laugh. Make her feel important.
Most importantly...make her want a second date.
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Post by FrankGotch on Dec 28, 2009 1:14:46 GMT -5
Well screw it you're dead now anyway. Rule 1: Never post her picture on the internet without permission. Also she looks kinda like Ken Griffey Jr.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 28, 2009 1:15:41 GMT -5
Well screw it you're dead now anyway. Rule 1: Never post her picture on the internet without permission. believe me bro, she would not care...in fact, i'm willing to bet she would think it's hilarious that i am freaking this much.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 28, 2009 1:26:52 GMT -5
It's probably a trick. She is probably the sister or cousin of a bully that picked on you. I'd take her out on the date, order the most expensive item on the menu and then get the hell out of there. Also from one chubby man to another. Often tiny skinny girls like the bigger guys. We keep them warm.
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Post by FrankGotch on Dec 28, 2009 1:30:25 GMT -5
[/quote]believe me bro, she would not care...in fact, i'm willing to bet she would think it's hilarious that i am freaking this much.[/quote]
She would if she knew what I was doing with her picture...
You know saying she looks kinda like Ken Griffey Jr.
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Post by Cela on Dec 28, 2009 1:30:48 GMT -5
You'll be fine, just run at the first sign of Pig's Blood.
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Post by Parrish on Dec 28, 2009 1:36:14 GMT -5
she has already agreed to the date so you have nothing to worry about....unless she only accepted by guilt and plans to cancel at the last minute...
just messing with ya
and plus this girl probably knows that most big guys eat poon like olympic champions
YOUR MONEY BABY
Its like my great aunt used to tell me when i was 4...all girls really want is for a nice guy to stick two in the cake and one in the pudding and make them feel important.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 28, 2009 2:50:27 GMT -5
she has already agreed to the date so you have nothing to worry about....unless she only accepted by guilt and plans to cancel at the last minute... just messing with ya and plus this girl probably knows that most big guys eat poon like olympic champions YOUR MONEY BABY Its like my great aunt used to tell me when i was 4...all girls really want is for a nice guy to stick two in the cake and one in the pudding and make them feel important. this is the greatest post ever. thank you.
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Post by Franchise on Dec 28, 2009 3:03:07 GMT -5
Firstly, Gotch, you are my hero. I laughed for like 5 minutes at that Ken Griffey Jr. thing.
Now, serious time. As has been already said, she's already agreed to date you, so she sees something in you for sure. Get past that physical thing, since it seems to be the main thing that's upsetting you and if she saw it as a big deal she wouldn't have agreed to see you in the first place. So just do you! If you fake it, one of two things are going to happen. She's either gonna see right through you or eventually you'll drop the act and then she'll realize you're not the person you made yourself out to be.
In other words, don't think, just go and have fun! Treat her with respect, hold doors open, typical gentlemanly stuff, and just be!
EDIT: After clicking on your sig, I see you're a musician. I hate to sound cliched, but I'm a musician myself and women practically wet themselves when I say I play music. I don' get it either, but...I dunno, work it into conversation. Now help me out and tell me how to get signed! (I'm actually serious, I'm getting a demo together at the moment and have little idea how to go about it.)
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 28, 2009 3:23:09 GMT -5
make sure to check your inbox, ox...hehe, rhyming...
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 28, 2009 3:43:56 GMT -5
Just don't do what did this guy did....
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Post by Display Name on Dec 28, 2009 4:15:27 GMT -5
I really,really like her nose(no B.S.)good luck bro..and if you just get TOO nervous,please send her my way,ha.
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