Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 28, 2009 13:02:40 GMT -5
YES!-
a) Act slightly bashful, it's worked for me on every single girl I've dated (etc) and is EXTREMELY succesful.
b) Mention how good she normally looks, but how surprised you are at how even more beautiful she looks.
c) Do a little detective work (NOT STALKER WORK) and find out some small things that she likes ie: her favorite flower, and get her a couple or small things like that.
d) Make a checklist of your positive personality points, and try to play to them. Enlist the help of a serious friend.
NO!-
a) There's a fine line between bashful and awkward. If she gives you a kiss on the cheek, it's okay to look away for a second and smile. If she gives you a kiss on the cheek, it's NOT okay to scream.
b) Being sweet, charming, and silly are okay. But as with the bashful/awkward line, there's also a blurred border between being those 3 things, and being stupid. If it sounds really stupid in your head, it's going to sound really stupid coming out of your mouth.
c) In reference to the above detective work, do NOT find out her favorite TV show, save that for the conversational parts of the date, do NOT find out her shoe size (that's just creepy), and most importantly...
d) Don't ask to see a picture of her mom. I did that once. Don't do it.
Go get 'er, Tiger.
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Parrish
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Post by Parrish on Dec 28, 2009 21:15:15 GMT -5
if it gets weird and you run out of ideas then just do the dick in the popcorn bucket trick
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 29, 2009 4:02:59 GMT -5
It's probably a trick. She is probably the sister or cousin of a bully that picked on you. I'd take her out on the date, order the most expensive item on the menu and then get the hell out of there. Also from one chubby man to another. Often tiny skinny girls like the bigger guys. We keep them warm. Janet Jackson? Looks more like Freddie Jackson! |
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 29, 2009 4:53:50 GMT -5
ok, so we are meeting at a restaurant (not a food court, but a macado's that just happens to be just inside one entrance of the giant concord mills mall...cool place). provided dinner goes ok...what should i do next? let it end? ask her if she would like to walk? putt-putt? go-karts? there are so may options, i dunno what to do!
normally, i am fine on dates, but this chick has me second guessing my entire repertoire...
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 29, 2009 5:01:00 GMT -5
ok, so we are meeting at a restaurant (not a food court, but a macado's that just happens to be just inside one entrance of the giant concord mills mall...cool place). provided dinner goes ok...what should i do next? let it end? ask her if she would like to walk? putt-putt? go-karts? there are so may options, i dunno what to do! normally, i am fine on dates, but this chick has me second guessing my entire repertoire... Doesn't matter how good looking you think she is, she's still just a person. The only problem you'll run into is if she's one of those gals who create their identity based on how men treat them because of their looks. Don't be that guy. See how dinner goes. Maybe go out for drinks, go play putt-putt, something where you can be yourself.... Easy stuff man, don't let her looks change how you'd treat her. |
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 29, 2009 15:01:23 GMT -5
ok, so we are meeting at a restaurant (not a food court, but a macado's that just happens to be just inside one entrance of the giant concord mills mall...cool place). provided dinner goes ok...what should i do next? let it end? ask her if she would like to walk? putt-putt? go-karts? there are so may options, i dunno what to do! normally, i am fine on dates, but this chick has me second guessing my entire repertoire... What are you going to do, man? If she has you changing up your whole arsenal now, imagine if it works out. You'll have to change everything. Just be yourself and if she doesn't like it, tell everyone she wanted to involve a dog and be done with her. You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggoneit, people like you! |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 29, 2009 20:51:23 GMT -5
Let's ask Admiral Ackbar...
Sorry dude...
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 29, 2009 23:41:22 GMT -5
ok, so we are meeting at a restaurant (not a food court, but a macado's that just happens to be just inside one entrance of the giant concord mills mall...cool place). provided dinner goes ok...what should i do next? let it end? ask her if she would like to walk? putt-putt? go-karts? there are so may options, i dunno what to do! normally, i am fine on dates, but this chick has me second guessing my entire repertoire... Ask her what she'd like to do. |
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 30, 2009 0:26:54 GMT -5
yeah, that's my plan. i'm gonna let her decide, provided the rest of the evening has gone well.
thanks to everybody for helping me chill a little, and offering kind words and advice.
well, tomorrow's the big day. i'll let everybody know how it goes.
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Dec 30, 2009 0:36:28 GMT -5
Man I was too late, but anyways i hope you do well on this date and I it turn out to be awesome. Just believe in yourself and be who you are. We all here support you man!
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 30, 2009 0:38:27 GMT -5
Try to have a good time, dude.
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 30, 2009 9:55:39 GMT -5
ok, so we are meeting at a restaurant (not a food court, but a macado's that just happens to be just inside one entrance of the giant concord mills mall...cool place). provided dinner goes ok...what should i do next? let it end? ask her if she would like to walk? putt-putt? go-karts? there are so may options, i dunno what to do! normally, i am fine on dates, but this chick has me second guessing my entire repertoire... "Do you like to...do it yourself?" Ask her what she'd like to do. |
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Dec 30, 2009 10:02:47 GMT -5
^I gotta ask Smarky, did you ask for a clothed picture of your date's mother or otherwise?  |
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Post by Throwback on Dec 30, 2009 11:43:23 GMT -5
Seems like you've already lost. Telling yourself your not attractive shows you are not confident and have self appearance issues. Girls don't like that. The truth is no matter how bad you feel about your own looks, chances are the girl feels the same way about herself.
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Post by Perigryn on Dec 30, 2009 12:43:41 GMT -5
Wear one of those tuxedo t-shirts on the date. Those things always give me confidence. Sure, they say "I can be formal...but I also like to party". But in all seriousness...girls do like a man a who can make them laugh, be at ease with and not simply be put on a pedestal (compliments are fine but space them out when appropriate). Just let her know you appreciate her presence and that ask her what she likes and go from there. |
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 30, 2009 15:02:07 GMT -5
^I gotta ask Smarky, did you ask for a clothed picture of your date's mother or otherwise? Yeah, I did. I got into a conversation with this girl who I didn't know was drunk. We talked about resembling siblings and parents, she said she looked just like her mom and I said, "Wow, she must be hot, do you have a picture?" and she said she'd show me during the week at work. A few days later I ran into her and asked, "So do you have a picture of your mom?" and she slapped me in the face. |
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Parrish
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Post by Parrish on Jan 2, 2010 21:56:39 GMT -5
well did we ever find out if the guy finger banged his dream girl?
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 2, 2010 22:06:54 GMT -5
Maybe the date went really, really well... and he's a bit too "busy" to get on here and let us know how it went?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 2, 2010 22:10:45 GMT -5
Maybe the date went really, really well... and he's a bit too "busy" to get on here and let us know how it went? We can only hope ... |
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Parrish
El Dandy
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Post by Parrish on Jan 2, 2010 22:27:40 GMT -5
so you think he has been fingering her butthole for like 4 days straight???
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