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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 22, 2009 23:14:56 GMT -5
Reminded once again by Jack Swagger on this week's ECW, it's only fitting that we run this joke into the ground in one more thread before Tommy's name (and girth) disappears from the WWE-Current forum indefinitely.
Tommy Dreamer is SO fat, even God can't lift his spirits.
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 22, 2009 23:19:59 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, that when people ask what he's up to, the response is always "a metric ton."
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 22, 2009 23:23:45 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat he gets 2 profiles on the ECW roster page.
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 22, 2009 23:23:57 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he dreams of a svelte body like Big Daddy V's.
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 22, 2009 23:24:17 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that NASA has considered to offically declare him his own planet. After he leaves the WWE, he will take over Pluto's former job.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Dec 22, 2009 23:24:43 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, every picture of him has to be an aerial view.
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Post by Jimmy on Dec 22, 2009 23:26:28 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that Yokozuna's last words were "Tommy, you need to lose some weight".
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 22, 2009 23:27:16 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he once jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Dec 22, 2009 23:28:28 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, when he sits on a steel beam, it bends.
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 22, 2009 23:31:56 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, his body takes 2 minutes to stop moving after he comes to a stop.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, him running to the ring caused the blackout at the 1st ECW PPV.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he sat on December & Dismembered it.
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 22, 2009 23:33:44 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat when the WWE tests him for wellness all they do is make sure he can still walk without a scooter.
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 22, 2009 23:34:27 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, Beulah has to roll over twice in order to get off him.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 22, 2009 23:34:38 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when he acessed the internet,it broke.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat,that he needs to be in a no dq match to use all his body to fight.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 22, 2009 23:35:52 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he puts mayonnaise on his painkillers.
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Dec 22, 2009 23:36:04 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that Yokozuna's last words were "Tommy, you need to lose some weight". You made me nearly piss my pants with that one.
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Dec 22, 2009 23:36:06 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when he sits around the house, HE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
AmIRite?
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 22, 2009 23:37:47 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat all the other wrestlers get in line 4 hours before catering arrives just so they can MAYBE get some grapes.
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Post by frankincleveland on Dec 22, 2009 23:38:30 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, even fans who were pissed about "Piggie James" point and laugh at him.
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 22, 2009 23:38:33 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he invented 2D by falling on 3D.
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 22, 2009 23:40:21 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that his only Wellness violation was being tested positive for doughnuts.
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