Doctor Of Style
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 22, 2009 23:41:34 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, the National Weather Service names all of his farts.
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Post by happybirthdayted on Dec 22, 2009 23:41:53 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross Tommy Dreamer and Christian? Tim Hortons! I've been sitting on that joke since the 4 on 4 tag match between Goldust, Yoshi Tatsu, Tommy Dreamer and Christian vs. Zack Ryder and the Roundtable from like august or early october... i suck
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 22, 2009 23:44:48 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat Simon Dean filed for bankruptcy and left the WWE because Dreamer bought all his products.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 22, 2009 23:45:37 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that not even Mickie James can match him at the buffet. (I kid, fellow crappers)
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he's his own team at Survivor Series.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he's the first, second, third, and fourth entrants at the Royal Rumble.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that ever singles match he's in automatically becomes a handicap bout.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when offered either a bucket of fried chicken or two large pizzas, he replied "I'll take em both I'm hardcore!"
Tommy Dreamer has been fat so long, he believes his penis resides in parts unknown.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that the WWE will be holding an outdoor Wrestlemania on his ass.
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Dec 22, 2009 23:47:07 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat,that he is used as Smackdown! ring
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Post by The Tank on Dec 22, 2009 23:49:24 GMT -5
I heard that Tommy Dreamer went to a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
........y'know, because he's fat.
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 22, 2009 23:51:49 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he fell off a cliff and bounced back up.
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Dec 22, 2009 23:56:55 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat,that when he wrestled on RAW ,he crushed all the litte people court world
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Post by thatguybayne on Dec 22, 2009 23:58:09 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when offered either a bucket of fried chicken or two large pizzas, he replied "I'll take em both I'm hardcore!" Tommy Dreamer has been fat so long, he believes his penis resides in parts unknown. Super happy fun time win! ;D
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Dec 23, 2009 0:05:56 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat that the last time he saw 90210 was on the scale. Tommy Dreamer's so fat that Kristie Alley won't even give him the time of day Tommy Dreamer's so fat that his stomach was picked to be the location of the upcoming season of survivor Tommy Dreamer's so fat that when you go to the movies, they sell popcorn sizes, in small, meduim, large, Extra Large and Tommy Dreamer's wasteline. Tommy Dreamer's so fat, that a forum, where at leat 1/2 its members are overweight are making fun of him
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 23, 2009 0:10:53 GMT -5
Dreamer is so fat that his blood type is Rocky Road.
Dreamer is so fat that his ass has it's own congressman.
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Mr Captain Falcon
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Dec 23, 2009 0:18:53 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he can't wear the same size pants now that he wore 15 years ago. No good?
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Post by romafan87 on Dec 23, 2009 0:21:04 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when he walks by people they say "Boy, he could stand to lose 5-10 lbs."
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H-Fist
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 23, 2009 0:31:07 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat that over the summer, WWE puts tentpoles under his t-shirt and rents him out to block parties as a moonwalk.
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Post by Ed Fouyoun on Dec 23, 2009 1:01:56 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that NASA has considered to offically declare him his own planet. After he leaves the WWE, he will take over Pluto's former job. /thread, seriously. ;D
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Post by Mighty Mouth on Dec 23, 2009 1:10:39 GMT -5
Not that I'm offended or anything, but how does this thread stay open when others are locked?
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 23, 2009 1:11:36 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that the ghost of Mike Awesome finds him sexy.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 23, 2009 1:18:05 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer, you are the biggest superstar in ECW history! I mean seriously look at you, you're humongous! Huh? Huh?
AHUHUHU!
Last week my guest were twins, this week my guest looks like he's carrying twins!
AHUHUHU!
Tommy, you're so fat you had to bring a hot dog cart to the ring with you during your match, talk about eating on the job!!!
AHUHUHU!!!
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 23, 2009 1:22:07 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he spills over onto Raw.
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he can hold down HHH.
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he makes me look like I'm only morbidly obese.
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Post by halliday32 on Dec 23, 2009 1:33:56 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, Scott Steiner had to be hospitalized for exhaustion from 20 straight hours of shooting on how fat Tommy Dreamer is
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