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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 23, 2009 12:54:43 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer was so fat... HOW FAT WAS HE?Tommy Dreamer was so fat that when Braden Walker (BLANK)ed, he scoffed "lightweight".
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Post by Ralnathane on Dec 23, 2009 13:55:25 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat... he had to use a boomerang to put on the ECW title.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat... his blood type is gravy.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat... the last time he wore a yellow pair of pants, six retarded kids jumped on him thinking he was the short bus.
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Post by default on Dec 23, 2009 13:59:07 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he actually eats at Arby's.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 23, 2009 14:20:03 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is So fat that when he wears skinny jeans he doesn't have a muffin top...he has a mushroom cloud!
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Post by ani on Dec 23, 2009 14:34:11 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he thinks that a whole pork roast is light fare.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Dec 23, 2009 15:27:51 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that they have to rebrand the ECW show because he ate the logo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2009 15:40:51 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer doesn't take them both because he's hardcore, he takes them both because he's fat.
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Post by Facepalm on Dec 23, 2009 16:07:17 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that people keep hitting him with their cars... because they don't want to run out of gas driving around him.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that the Royal Rumble was named after the noise his stomach makes between meals.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he rents out his shirts to Cirque du Soleil to use as bigtops.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that RVD only had to jump 6 inches across the ring to give him a Van Terminator.
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Post by sebulba on Dec 23, 2009 16:28:38 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat, he puts mayonnaise on his painkillers. COMEDY GENIUS!
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Post by Matt Dunn on Dec 23, 2009 16:37:16 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that Big Show and Mark Henry said to each other "Damn! That guys fat!"
I'll show myself out.
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Post by montee916 on Dec 23, 2009 16:39:12 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat God didn't say "Let there be light", he said "Dreamer, get the %$#@ outta the way!"
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 23, 2009 17:03:19 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he wasn't one of the secret santas on RAW Monday because they couldn't find a Santa suit big enough to fit him.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Dec 23, 2009 17:04:21 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer IS the WWE Universe!
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 23, 2009 17:09:49 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, his eyelashes have high cholesterol.
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Dec 23, 2009 17:14:56 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he fell in love and broke it.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 23, 2009 17:33:37 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, despite being off the brand for a good six months, Jack Swagger returned and was like, "Tommy Dreamer is still fat!"
The problem here is, ten seconds later Swagger felt stupid because Tommy Dreamer isn't still fat, in fact he is fatter!
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 23, 2009 17:33:59 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that even though he just put in his notice with WWE, they'll have to spend the next month and a half just to future-endeavor his gut.
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Post by theganzobomb on Dec 23, 2009 21:30:42 GMT -5
I am sorry but this is not funny at all. just cause everyone heard raven make this joke like 3 years ago does not make this funny at all it was not even funny the first time and its not funny now after its been done about 1000 times
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Post by Ralnathane on Dec 23, 2009 22:58:43 GMT -5
I am sorry but this is not funny at all. just cause everyone heard raven make this joke like 3 years ago does not make this funny at all it was not even funny the first time and its not funny now after its been done about 1000 times You're right. It's not funny. Obesity is an expanding problem in the United States, and it is wrong for us to poke fun at Tommy Dreamer. I mean who are we to judge the poor man? He has to look in the mirror every day, and have to wonder where in the hell his feet went. He has to deal with the fact that he gets winded just lifting the seat to have a piss. Who are we to point out the fact that Tommy Dreamer has an reflexive opening of the mouth every time he bends his arm at the elbow. You are right... it's not funny. We should be ashamed of ourselves for finding amusement in the fact that Tommy Dreamer is the single reason that Baskin Robbins and Duncan Doughnuts are now located in the same stores so that he wouldn't have to go to two places to not only eat an ice cream cake and a box of crullers. Who are we to judge that when Tommy bought Beula edible underwear he skipped over the strawberry and lemon flavors and went straight for Macaroni and Cheese and Fried Chicken flavors. I mean honestly, Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he seriously needs some kind of help... I mean come on man... HE PUTS MAYONNAISE ON HIS PAIN KILLERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (Props to Dr of Style)
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 23, 2009 23:07:12 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when he sat down in Northern Arizona, he created the Grand Canyon.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he sweats grease.
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