barley96
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Post by barley96 on Dec 26, 2009 2:00:58 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that the reason he lost the ECW title was because Vince caught him putting the belt between two pieces of bread.
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Facepalm
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Post by Facepalm on Dec 26, 2009 3:54:19 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he calls his Irish Whip "The Miracle Whip"
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that whenever someone does a flapjack during a match, he stops whatever he's doing and drools uncontrollably.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that his Titantron has to be shown on a triple-wide screen.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he once jumped off the top turnbuckle and caused an eclipse.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he takes Viagra just so he can carry extra donuts at all times.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 26, 2009 4:20:32 GMT -5
Before he goes to sleep every night, the owner of Golden Corral checks under his bed for Tommy Dreamer.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 26, 2009 4:33:01 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when people see him walking down the street, they stop and go "****! That is one FAT ASS!"
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 26, 2009 8:30:43 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat one of the bedrooms at his house has been converted into a pantry.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 26, 2009 10:23:40 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he's leaving WWE because he can make more money selling shade.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 26, 2009 14:02:03 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he calls his Irish Whip "The Miracle Whip" OK, this one made me lol, mostly as a fan of Miracle Whip. But where is Creative on this one? I'd mark for a fat guy gimmick that names every move after some sort of food.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Dec 26, 2009 14:20:07 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamr is so fat that it probably negatively affects his self-esteem
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 26, 2009 19:33:20 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he has put the children of 147 sidewalk food vendors through college... wait make that 148 children.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 26, 2009 20:22:53 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when he turns around people have a welcome back party. Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he's on BOTH sides of the family. Tommy Dreamer is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay the liposuction bill. Tommy Dreamer is so fat that when he gets on a scale it says "To be continued..." Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he has a wood leg with a kickstand on it. Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he went swimming in the ocean and Spain claimed him as the new world. Tommy Dreamer is so fat that Bealuh has to iron his pants on the driveway.
and finally...
Tommy Dreamer is SO fat that we're all in him right now.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 26, 2009 20:24:17 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat people think he is Raven.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 26, 2009 20:25:45 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that you have to take the train and two buses to get on his good side.
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 26, 2009 20:32:54 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he calculates Pi with a knife & fork.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 26, 2009 20:35:04 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat he makes Mick Foley on anorexic.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 26, 2009 20:37:30 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer's so fat he makes Mick Foley on anorexic. Speaking of which,Mick Foley says Tommy Dreamer is so fat the fans wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. Or maybe it was something other then weight i don't remember.
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Post by coolkevthedude on Dec 26, 2009 20:49:35 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he travels on his own tour bus
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 26, 2009 20:57:24 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he travels on his own tour bus Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he IS his own tour bus.
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 26, 2009 21:01:57 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, the WWE Universe spins around him.
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 26, 2009 21:07:20 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, Scorpion dislocated his shoulder trying to use the Spear Throw on him.
"COME H...GET OV...GET ME A DOCTOR!" "Dreamer wins. OBESIALITY!"
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Post by coolkevthedude on Dec 26, 2009 21:09:22 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he can barely open his eyelids
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