Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 26, 2009 21:12:09 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, Beulah got arrested for "molesting an elephant".
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Post by coolkevthedude on Dec 26, 2009 21:15:08 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, that Lex Luger and Ahmed Johnson would rather Body Slam Yokozuna again.
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 26, 2009 21:18:44 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, it takes at least 7 pages for people to properly discuss his fatness.
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Post by coolkevthedude on Dec 26, 2009 21:23:50 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, Christian did a Missile Dropkick and got trapped in Tommy Dreamers fatness. I heard they had to send a Search Party in there.
I could go on and on.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 26, 2009 21:47:27 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that just mentioning his name is cause this thread to expand.
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 26, 2009 21:50:27 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he ate every single idea for a joke I had left
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Post by Young Game on Dec 26, 2009 21:52:39 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is sooooo fat, Jek Porkins couldn't cover him. "He sure is fat! Over."
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Dec 26, 2009 22:17:07 GMT -5
Tommy is so fat he sat on a dollar he sat on a dollar and made 3 quarters,his ass absorbed one of them into his blood. Tommy was the original pregnant man Han Solo accidently landed the Falcon on tommy Dreamer and found the same monsters too! Tommy dreamer pisses chicken broth They thought the world was flat because Tommy was sitting on it Tommy can't get a push because it would take 7 peaple to do it!
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 26, 2009 22:41:10 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he has to travel on a military cargo plane for overseas tours.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat his weekly grocery list is the same length as the list of the 1004 holds that Chris Jericho knows.
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Dec 26, 2009 22:45:32 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he need a vice to seperate his ass cheeks when he drops the deuce
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Facepalm
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Post by Facepalm on Dec 26, 2009 23:57:09 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he can't even jump to conclusions.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that sumo wrestlers wear inflatable Tommy Dreamer costumes.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he jumped along the east coast and created Manhattan Island.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that it takes a steel girdle, six electromagnetic cranes and the annual power output of the Hoover Dam to give him a gutwrench suplex.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that the Pillsbury Dough Boy is suing him for gimmick infringement.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 27, 2009 10:14:04 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he goes clothes shopping at his local tent and awning store.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat he takes his showers at a car wash.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Dec 27, 2009 10:25:34 GMT -5
Remarkably, Dreamer's girth hasn't really been much of a problem. You'd think he'd get stuck in doors, but it just hasn't happened... although it probably helps that he sweats Crisco.
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Dec 27, 2009 12:38:02 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he eats mashed potatoes with his butter
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Doctor Of Style
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 27, 2009 20:02:32 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, instead of shooting up steroids & HGH he injects himself with delicious marinades.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 27, 2009 22:58:29 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat the spare tire around his stomach says "Goodyear" on it.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 27, 2009 23:17:12 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he make Mickie James look thin
Its a two on one joke!
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 28, 2009 2:42:49 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, I would find it unpleasant to lift him in anyway.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he feels self-conscious at buffets.
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he dreams of food and wakes up in the middle of the night to eat third dinner.
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 29, 2009 23:04:15 GMT -5
Tommy is so fat he took up 3 seats in the arena when he went to a WWE show as a kid!
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 29, 2009 23:20:03 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, somebody follows him around with a tuba. (I've been watching Family Guy).
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he gets mistaken for either a hippopotamus or a rhinoceros that escaped from the zoo at least 3 times a week.
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