Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 29, 2009 23:22:46 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he actually tried to quit last July, but couldn't get through the door.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 29, 2009 23:28:05 GMT -5
Leave Tommy Alone!
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 29, 2009 23:29:18 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he just went backstage and ate his children.
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 29, 2009 23:33:02 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, everyone is close to at least one part of his body. Tommy Dreamer is so fat, the gravitational force his body creates doesn't allow people to get far enough for him to be alone.
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theryno665
Grimlock
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 29, 2009 23:56:27 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that his tears were bottled up for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Spray.
(I'm so sorry...)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2009 0:00:59 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, his home is the world's leading importer of lard.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Dec 30, 2009 3:59:40 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, Giant Gonzales couldn't gutwrench suplex him because his arms were too short.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2009 6:10:38 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, that if Hogan slammed him, he'd feel no need to exaggerate this feat of strength. The truth would also stretch credibility as is.
It's worth noting "The truth" is what he calls his paunch, and "credibility" is what he calls the bottom half of his shirts.
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Thrillho
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 30, 2009 8:11:18 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, his calorie intake exceeds the amount of calories he burns...
I lost it.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 30, 2009 8:22:31 GMT -5
Tommy is so fat he took up 3 seats in the arena when he went to a WWE show as a kid! I knew I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of a "Tommy is fat" joke when he said it.
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Post by PTBartman on Dec 30, 2009 13:11:57 GMT -5
The Imaginary Piper's Pet
Piper: Whoa Boy You Ar one Obese son of an unamed goat Tommy: Well you have to remember the camera adds ten pounds so... Piper: Well how the hell many cameras are they taping you with boy...
Tommy Dreamer is so fat that he eats four helpings of Rice Flair at every meal.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Dec 30, 2009 14:42:36 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer is so fat, he plays hopscotch to get to the next arena.
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