Does Mayrse Make You Go Oui Oui?

[Ratings]

"Oh yes!"

[Avalanche Alvarez]

She's horrible.
Not Kelly Kelly horrible but babbling in her own language, out of breath, simulating whiplash bad.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I don't know if I hate her, but I think she gets waaaayy more praise than she deserves.

[Curt Hawkins Fan]

She also has a strange looking nose. And is too tanned.

And I hate her hair.

[Squirrel Master]

You guys are gay.

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

Dec 28, 2009 23:40:22 GMT -5 Kroot bringing Justice said:

Nope. Sucks in the ring, bleh promos, and she's not that hot.

[White Trash Lucha]

Dec 29, 2009 14:26:32 GMT -5 Squirrel Master said:

You guys are gay.

Your sig made that post epic.

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Dec 29, 2009 0:31:56 GMT -5 lildude8218 said:

I love her completely separate from her looks honestly. I love that borderline psychotic feel she has going that turns out to just be the way she is. I love when she maniacally laughs and then suddenly stops and makes a weird face. It's beyond nuts yet not. I can't explain it.

That and I'd also like to bounce loose change off her ass.

[Big Hurt]

Have fun trying to get it out of your head.

[Lord and Master of All.]

Dec 29, 2009 2:27:18 GMT -5 Curt Hawkins Fan said:

Dec 29, 2009 2:20:41 GMT -5 @rrm15 said:

Have you ever seen Jillian Hall?

What about her? Her stupid singing gimmick is supposed to annoy me?

Maryse annoys me when she talks, when she wrestles, I can't even watch her make her entrance I want to stab my eyes out.

Shes not even good looking.

It's like you're inside my head.

[Mozenrath]

J'etaime, ma petite Maryse....

[Cry Me a Wiggle]

Dec 29, 2009 14:26:32 GMT -5 Squirrel Master said:

You guys are gay.

I think they just have bad taste in unattainable women.

[rrm15]

Dec 29, 2009 22:02:49 GMT -5 Big Hurt said:

Have fun trying to get it out of your head.

I am watching this over and over again with the sound off.

[Lancers]

Dec 29, 2009 22:54:34 GMT -5 @rrm15 said:

Dec 29, 2009 22:02:49 GMT -5 Big Hurt said:

Have fun trying to get it out of your head.

I am watching this over and over again with the sound off.

I do the same with Cinemax. Up until the first time I saw "Gene Simmons Family Jewels", I never knew Shannon Tweed could speak.

[taylorandborland]

Saying that you don't like Maryse because she can't work is like saying you don't like an episode of Family Matters with Urkel in it.

Point is, there are three Divas who have consistently good in-ring performances: Natalie, Beth Phoenix, and Melina.

[theryno665]

Dec 29, 2009 23:32:35 GMT -5 Lancers said:

Dec 29, 2009 22:54:34 GMT -5 @rrm15 said:

I am watching this over and over again with the sound off.

I do the same with Cinemax. Up until the first time I saw "Gene Simmons Family Jewels", I never knew Shannon Tweed could speak.

I do this all the time with Bring It On, which makes the dialogue about 100x better.

[SenorCrest]

Dec 29, 2009 6:05:03 GMT -5 Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift said:

To me, as a woman, she's the most attractive of the divas. She's okay in the ring, and I love her character; she really does seem kind of insane, but in a dysfunctional hot chick supermodel way, as opposed to a viper or a master manipulator. She's also imo the closest thing the WWE has to a mainstream "hot" wrestler; Michelle and Kelly come close, and Alicia is there too, but Maryse looks like a model who could kick your ass, as opposed to a model, or just someone who could kick your ass.

I also enjoy how fully she embodies her character, especially during matches; to me, in ring body language acting is the most interesting part of wrestling (one of the reasons I LOVE Orton and am baffled when people call him boring), and I think she's right there with The Miz, Kofi, Zack Ryder, Cody Rhodes and Dolph Ziggler in that their in-ring mannerisms go miles in developing their character.

I agree with that times 7.