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Post by kingdingo on Dec 27, 2009 0:23:06 GMT -5
21. Diss the local sports team where the show is being held
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Post by skiller on Dec 27, 2009 0:46:37 GMT -5
22. Use, or even make it look like you'll attempt any sort of offensive move on Hornswoggle during a sanctioned match with him while not named Triple H.
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Post by mikey_editor on Dec 27, 2009 1:55:50 GMT -5
23. Never win without help (become suddenly ineffective)
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Dec 27, 2009 2:03:10 GMT -5
24. Wear a fanny pack.
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Post by Schattenjager on Dec 27, 2009 2:06:39 GMT -5
25. Be right and tell the fans the ugly truth they don't want to hear.
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Dec 27, 2009 2:17:45 GMT -5
26.if you are changing to a SRS attitude,starts wearing trunks
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Dec 27, 2009 2:26:23 GMT -5
27. If the fans are still cheer you even after you turn heel, you all of a sudden just won't need them anymore, and you'll let them know that at the next show.
28. Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler will hate your ass. Be prepared.
29. Every offensive move you land will be deemed by Michael Cole as a "cheap shot", even if it really isn't.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 27, 2009 2:33:15 GMT -5
30. Use of big words, and small complicated words.
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Kendo
AC Slater
7 time WC greatest hardcore champion. of all times!
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Post by Kendo on Dec 27, 2009 2:45:59 GMT -5
31. Hit midgets named hornswaggle with a guitar cause they called you slap nuts
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
Posts: 40,357
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Dec 27, 2009 3:18:31 GMT -5
32. You only have 1 of 2 facial expressions, either cocky smiles/smirks or mean guy angry face
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 27, 2009 9:02:34 GMT -5
33. Walk really, REALLY slowly.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Dec 27, 2009 9:10:25 GMT -5
34. Get on Hunter and Shawn's good side backstage for at least an instant title shot
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 10:30:46 GMT -5
Not just facial hair. Matt Hardy & MVP have facial hair. Rey Rey has facial hair. As does Triple H. We're talking full-facial, unkempt, "left my razor at the house" beards on guys taller than 5 feet! (Only trimmed if you can't grow one properly.) 35) Be the guy who makes Michael Cole scream, "I've never seen the Undertaker manhandled like this before!" 36a) Be mysterious and absolutely destroy your jobber opponent. (Beth Phoenix, Vance Archer) 36b) When you finally speak, you say just enough where the words make more of an impact. 37) Stop doing the things you did to make people cheer you as a face.
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 27, 2009 10:35:24 GMT -5
38. Have the tendency to go up against a certain someone (from the planet Krypton) that looks unbeatable when THAT person's finisher is a body slam.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 10:43:26 GMT -5
39) Kill your parents in a house fire, then blame your brother.
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Dec 27, 2009 10:48:49 GMT -5
40) Be ready to job to Raw's top babyface...
41) ... then be ready to get outsmarted by Hornswoggle in Tom & Jerry Cartoon-like fashion
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 10:53:58 GMT -5
42) You're the World Champion, you've beaten everyone put in front of you, yet have the sudden urge to need a bodyguard.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Dec 27, 2009 19:14:50 GMT -5
43. Embrace homoeroticism.
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Dec 27, 2009 19:27:32 GMT -5
44. Cash in your MITB shot against Jeff Hardy
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 27, 2009 20:31:08 GMT -5
45. Must oil down Batista before tapings (this one isn't talked about too much)
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