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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:10:28 GMT -5
Lethal with a (moderately decent) top rope elbow drop onto Kiyoshi Because I can't be bothered writing a proper finish, this happens and Lethal gets the 3. Tenay: Kiyoshi lost the match tonight but can he get the win when he faces Daivari for the title at Turning Point? Taz: Time will tell, Mike. |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:11:24 GMT -5
Ray:So tonight's halloween
Tonight little kids and creepy old guy's dress up and Go Beg for food
Well I'll give you a hint as for what Petey Williams will be going
Petey Williams will be going as a amouthy little Canadian Shit with a black eye and a bottle of maple syrup shoved so far up his ass he's vomiting Canadian Flags
I'm sure that'll get him plenty of chocolate and which will in turn make Joe both happy and clinically obese
I don't like Halloween
I don't like those that do
But I'll tell you something right now Petey while your helping Joe put on his Fred Flintsone costume
At Turning Point
We're going to hurt you
We're going to beat the Canadian out of you Beat the fat out of Joe and just beat Hamada
I may not be the one who gets to kick the shit outta you tonight but my brother will be
*D-Von runs on-screen wearing a Mohawk Wig and Gold Chains*
D-von:I PITY DA FATASS SAMOAN FOO' WHO THINKS HE HARD!
PETEY WILLIAMS TONIGHT I WHIP YO ASS FOO'
AND OH MY BROTHER TESTIFY!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:13:52 GMT -5
*Petey Williams is in the back with Samoa Joe.*
Joe, remind me of something.
Who did we beat last week?
Team 3D.
Which team did we beat weeks ago?
Team 3D.
Which team cost us the win two weeks ago?
Team 3D.
Who am I facing tonight?
Brother Devon.
Ahh, I thought so.
Brother Ray, Brother Devon, you two just don't get it do you?
We've offered you a chance to back out of fighting us.
We give you time to realize the mistake you're making by interfering with the Nation of Violence.
But do you listen? DO YOU EVER F***ING LISTEN!?!
No. You don't.
Brother Devon, you've already felt the full force of the Violence when Samoa Joe literally destroyed you weeks ago.
And tonight, you want to challenge me?
I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE VIOLENCE, AND YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME?!
Didn't you learn your lesson weeks ago?
Didn't the beating you recieved at the hands of Samoa Joe teach you that the Violence isn't something you want to anger?
Well, rest assured, I'll beat that piece of information into your thick skull.
After I stand over your lifeless body, I'm going to make sure that you never, EVER, underestimate the power of the Violence ever again.
And Brother Ray?
Just because I'm busy teaching your brother about the Violence tonight doesn't mean I've forgotten about you.
Come Turning Point, our No DQ Street Fight will become the physical manifestation of your worst fears.
Samoa Joe and I will turn that match into your most vivid nightmare.
So think of tonight as just a precursor to what will happen at Turning Point, Team 3D.
Because for you, the Violence will never end.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:19:31 GMT -5
Tenay: Well indeed this issue will be settled at Turning Point.
Taz: In a no-DQ brawl.
Tenay: But tonight we get a preview.
Penzer: Introducing first, accompanied by Brother Ray, from New York City weighing 280 pounds, Brother Devon!
Penzer: And accompanied by Samoa joe, representing the Nation of Violence, weighing 179 pounds, Petey Williams!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2009 18:20:08 GMT -5
D-Von hits a Running Headbutt
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Post by Above Average on Oct 31, 2009 18:21:12 GMT -5
Devon hits a death valley driver.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2009 18:21:35 GMT -5
Devon with a BrotherPlex!
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Post by comahan on Oct 31, 2009 18:21:56 GMT -5
Petey exposes the turnbuckle with VIOLENCE on his mind, but his irish whip is reversed and he is sent neck first into the steel
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:29:12 GMT -5
Williams brings a kendo stick in but Devon ducks and hits the Saving Grace. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Brother Devon!
As soon as the bell rings, Samoa Joe jumps in and goes after Devon. Ray comes in as well and the whole things decends into a brawl.
Tenay: This thing has gotten out of hand here.
Taz: Man, even a No DQ Street Fight may not be enoufh for these four.
Tenay: As officials try to get control we can go for some comments from Amazing Red.
So tonight, I find myself against two men who actually grew a set last week and proved they were more than just comedy fodder.
Shelley, Sabin, I respect the hell out of you two based on what you two did last week.
You said "f*** what they say, we're going to take what we want".
And in this sort of business, that's the mindset you need.
Yeah, it does seem weird to be praising the guys I'm supposed to be fighting, but let's be real here.
This isn't a serious match.
Suicide and I... we're not a tag team. Not really.
So this is more of an X-Division showcase then anything.
And in case people haven't noticed, the X-Division is f***ed right now.
The fact is, we have Scott Steiner as the X-Division Champion.
Let me repeat that, because I don't think you understand.
Scott Steiner is the X-Division Champion!
One more time.
SCOTT F***ING STEINER IS THE X-DIVISION CHAMPION.
The worst part?
THE FANS DON'T GIVE A S***!
How the rest of the X-Division can be taken seriously after this, I don't know.
Hell, I don't know how the rest of the X-Division can be content to stand by while Scott Steiner represents us as Champion.
Maybe they don't care either.
So excuse me for talking about the X-Division when there's a match coming up, but honestly I could care less.
*Red takes a long drag from his cigarette, exhaling the smoke through his nose.*
Makes you wonder why you even bother trying, eh?
If all your hard work is overshadowed by a joke, then why bother working at all?
*Red laughs bitterly.*
So Guns, don't take this as me not caring about the match.
That's not the case at all.
I could just care less about the X-Division, seeing as how everyone treats us like a joke.
Honestly, a midget could win our title and it wouldn't be as bad.
*Red takes another drag from his cigarette.*
So tonight, rather than fight for the fans, let's fight for ourselves.
Alex, Chris, tonight, let's go out there, f*** what the fans think, and let's just wrestle.
No limits, isn't that what this division is all about?
Tonight, f*** the fans.
Just you two, me, and Suicide ,fighting to see who's the better team.
*Red takes one last drag before flicking the cigarette off-screen, exhaling the smoke through his nose once more.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:31:13 GMT -5
*So Cal Val is in the back with the Murder City Machine Guns.*
Thanks guys. Joining me at this time are the Number 1 Contenders to the WCTNA Tag Team Titles, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Murder City Machine Guns. Guys, at Turning Point you take on the current champs, Lethal Dinero. What are your thoughts heading into such a big match like this?
Well Sweet Cheeks, let me make it simple. See, for the last couple of months, you've seen Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin wrestle, but you haven't seen us FIGHT. Until now, Chris and I have been viewed as "Yeah, those guys are pretty good, but they're not serious enough", "Shelley and Sabin, they held the titles once, but they can't do it again". Come Turning Point, we prove that the Murder City Machine Guns not only have the skill to win, but the determination as well.
You see Val, unlike Dinero and Lethal, we're not looking to take the Tag Team Titles just for our selfish needs. We're not trying to win the Titles just to satisfy our own egos. We're going into Turning Point looking to take those Tag Team Titles and not only prove that the Machine Guns are the best team in WCTNA today, but to take on all comers and prove that we deserve those belts.
Well tonight, you have an opportunity to make a statement when you take on Amazing Red and Suicide.
Val, be serious. As much as we respect Red and occasionally Suicide, they're not a tag team. They're just two wrestlers paired together to give us a workout.
But you're right, we do get to make a statement tonight. And unfortunately for you two, we plan on making a one hell of a statement.
Every match, every win... it's all just culminating towards Turning Point. And once we get done with Red and Suicide, we're going to prove that among all the tag teams here in WCTNA, we're among the elite.
*The Guns pull down their entrance masks and walk off-camera. As Val begins to speak, Sabin enters the scene and hands her a hotel room key before walking off once again.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:33:11 GMT -5
Tenay: Well the Guns warm up for their tag title match against Red and Suicide next.
Penzer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. introducing first, at a combined weight of 362 pounds, Amazing Red and Suicide!
Penzer: And their opponents at a combined weight of 415 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Murder City Machine Guns!
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Post by comahan on Oct 31, 2009 18:34:49 GMT -5
Sabin with a Springboard Tornado DDT
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Post by Above Average on Oct 31, 2009 18:35:12 GMT -5
Shelley washes Red's face with a boot.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2009 18:35:43 GMT -5
Red with a dropkick!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:42:03 GMT -5
The Guns hit the Made in Detroit on Red. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners: The Murder City Machine Guns!
Suicide comes in and is met with a double superkick.
Tenay: Hey, come on now!
Taz: Well the guns have a bit of a mean streak lately. maybe that cna propell them to the tag titles.
We see Melissa backstage in the gym where she's presently kicking away at a kick bag. She is then approached by Cheerleaders Josie and Trisha. Josie starts to speak.
Hey Melissa, how's it going?
Melissa continues to kick away at the kick bag.
MELISSA!
Melissa turns around and sees Josie and Trisha standing there. She pulls out her earphones.
Oh hey Trisha. Hey Josie. Sorry about that, I was just listening to my iPod there. So, what's up?
Well Melissa, we know you aren't happy with us and we just came here because we want to clear the air over this whole situation. Isn't that right Trisha?
Trisha is staring at the roof looking irritated.
Isn't that RIGHT Trisha?!
Josie elbows Trisha in the gut.
*Sigh* Yeah, yeah that's the one...
Thank you. Melissa, we know we've been a little bit harsh on you lately. We haven't been seeing eye to eye on a few things, but I mean it's not like the three of us are ever gonna be able to agree on everything right? And I just think we owe you an apology. And well, Melissa, I am sorry!
Thanks Josie. That's all I asked. I accept your apology.
Melissa hugs Josie in acceptance.
Trisha?
....
Josie again elbows Trisha in the midsection.
Yeah..... sorry....
Trisha rolls her eyes. Melissa chooses to ignore the eye rolling.
Thank you Trisha. I accept your apology too.
Melissa hugs Trisha who looks totally disinterested.
So girls, have you been preparing for tonight's match?
Trisha shakes her head.
Well, Trisha and I have actually been putting a lot of effort in for tonight. We decided to have a go at doing things your way. I mean, you've done a lot of things our way for a while and we felt it was only fair! And I mean... we've not been having the most success as of late, so we need to perfect our game for our match at Turning Point too.
Daffney, Tara and Sarita tonight as well will be no pushover.
Melissa smiles.
Cool. Well, do you wanna do a little bit more preparation, and join me in a bit more gym work. I'm just about to do a few weights here.
Trisha again looks totally disinterested. Josie doesn't look too thrilled but reluctantly says...
Eh... sure Melissa. Let's do this!
Trisha?
*Sigh*... yeah... why not.
Okay then let's go. They're right over here. Just follow me!
Melissa leads the way enthusiastically, as Trisha gives Josie a WTF look and they follow.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Oct 31, 2009 18:42:11 GMT -5
Sabin with a Sabinator
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:44:51 GMT -5
Backstage, we see a giant ape wearing the X-Division Championship.
HAPPY HAL WEEN!!! BIG POPPA PUMP IS ALL READY TO GO!!! FIRST I'MA GO OUT THERE AN DESMATE ALLMY PONENTS, DEN WHEN DA SHOWS OVER, SURVIVOR CHICK AN ME ARE GOIN TRICK OR TREATIN!!! I WANNA GEMME SOME CANDY!!! I JUS HOPE SOMEONE IS GIVIN OUT JAWBREAKERS!!!! I LOVE JAWBREAKERS!!!!
But before all that, it's down to business for me. Daniels, tonight we're on opposite sides of the ring in a six man tag. Now I've said before, I have nothing but respect for you. And as far as my partners go, they can go jump in the ocean for all I care!!! But Chris, I ain't takin' you lightly, man! I've proudly worn this belt since July! I ain't givin' it up now!!!
CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS!!!! BIG POPPA PUMP AIN'T AFRAID OF NO MAN!!! NO WOMAN!!! NO CHILD!!!!! NO ANIMAL!!!! AN DO YEW KNOW WHY DAT IS SURVIVOR CHICK?!!!
Why Scotty?
CAUSE BIG POPPA PUMP IS YA HOOKUP!!! NOW HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!!!
Jenna hollers and the two leave.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2009 18:46:48 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 31, 2009 18:47:24 GMT -5
Taz: well we were heading into this match talking about the problems Pep Squad USA are having but it looks like they're back on the same page and Daffney and Tara are having issues.
Tenay: Well then team with Sarita who of course will defend her Knockouts title against Cheerleader Melissa at Turning Point.
Penzer: The following six Knockout tag team match set for one fall. Introducing first, Cheerleader Melissa and the WCTNA Knockout tag team champions Cheerleader Josie and Cheerleader Trisha, Pep Squad USA!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, the team of Daffney and Tara!
Penzer: And their partner from Mexico City, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Sarita!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 31, 2009 18:49:18 GMT -5
Melissa hits a DDT on Tara.
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