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Post by Above Average on Oct 12, 2009 15:53:37 GMT -5
You ready to go boom? Are you ready... for... XPLOSION?!?!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2009 15:59:38 GMT -5
JB: Welcome to WCTNA Xplosion. I'm JB Jeremy Borash with Don West. DW: At least you didn't use that lame "explosive" pun this week. JB: We're ready for some explosive action tonight. DW: Good lord... JB: And we kick things off with that Nation of Violence in action against the Murder City Machine Guns. DW: You know Team 3D have had problems with the Nation lately so they'll have an eye on this one.
Penzer: The following is our opeing Xplosion contest, a tag team bout set for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 434 pounds, Petey Williams and Samoa Joe, the Nation of Violence!
Penzer: And from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 415 pounds, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Murder City machine Guns!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 12, 2009 16:00:48 GMT -5
Sabin hits a Yakuza kick on Joe.
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 12, 2009 16:03:16 GMT -5
Joe with a lariat to Shelley.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2009 16:14:03 GMT -5
Sabin goes for a superkick on Williams but Petey ducks and the ref gets hit instead. Joe comes in illegally and locks the Coquina Clutch on Sabin while Petey holds Shelley back. Suddenly Team 3D rush to ringside. Ray and Devon takle out Petey and 3D Joe. They pull Shelley into the cover as the ref comes to. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners: The Murder City Machine Guns!
DW: What the hell are Team 3D doing out here? JB: Sending a message by the looks of it. DW: You call that a message? The cost the Nation the match.
Team 3D taunt Nation of Violence from the ramp as Petey and Joe fume in the ring.
JB: Big Poppa Pump is backstage with Jenna Morasca. DW: The lovely Jenna Morasca, please.
So, Christopher Daniels. You’ve earned yourself a shot at my X-Division Championship. Well, I always welcome a good challenge, so I look forward to facing you at Turning Point. But tonight, I’ve got Eric Young, the man I beat to win this title in the first place. Eric, I really hope you bring all you got. You’re gonna need it…
CAUSE BIG POPPA PUMP’S GONNA MESS YOU UP SON!!! YOU AIN’T NEVA BEEN NO MATCH FOR DA BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!!! AND WHEN I’M THROUGH WIT YOU, DA WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IS GONNA KNOW WHO’S DA MAN!!!! DERE GONNA KNOW WHO’S DA CHAMP!!! AND DERE GONNA KNOW DAT BIG POPPA PUMP IS DERE HOOKUP!!!!
Now, holla… if ya hear me.
Jenna holler’s and the two head to the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2009 16:15:38 GMT -5
JB: Well indeed Scott Steiner defends the X Divison title against Christopher Daniels at Turning Point but tonight he tunes up against Eric Young. DW: Like Steiner needs to practice.
Penzer: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, residing in Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, "Showtime" Eric Young!
Penzer: And being accompanied by Jenna Morasca, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 280 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 12, 2009 16:17:22 GMT -5
Steiner lariats Young.
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 12, 2009 16:17:37 GMT -5
Steiner with the Killswitch.
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Post by comahan on Oct 12, 2009 16:17:59 GMT -5
Steiner with 13 straight belly to belly suplexes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2009 16:23:29 GMT -5
Steiner locks on the Steiner Recliner and EY quickly taps.
Penzer: Here is you winner: Scott Steiner!
JB: Steiner gets the win here tonight. DW: Like there was any doubt.
We cut backstage where we see Pep Squad USA wandering along a hallway. Trisha and Josie are deep in a very important conversation.
Look, I'm telling you, highlights would look FABULOUS in your hair Josie. You could really pull it off. I'm tellin' ya! You should give it a try later tonight.
I might try that. But you know, I actually just prefer using hair spray. I mean the amount of that stuff I go through... it can't be much good for the environment can it? But so long as I look good who cares?
Josie and Trisha start laughing hysterically.
So Melissa what did you use for your hair tonight? It's looking... yeah...
Just a hair brush really... I didn't really think about it too much honestly.
Are you high? How can you NOT think about your hair! Okay okay... now I know we were doing a lot of focusing on the dance moves last night Melissa, but today we're gonna have to focus on your hair and get that sorted... What the hell did you DO with your time today? Did you just get up before coming here?!
Melissa sighs and turns to Trisha.
Well if you MUST know... I was doing a little bit of study. I mean... I have a big Women's title match coming up in less than 4 weeks, and results haven't exactly been... promising lately have they?
Um... how did you become #1 contender Melissa?
Well, I won against Hamada by..
That's right. You won. How can you become Women's Champion Melissa?
....By winning.
Well then what's the problem? You didn't need to study last week, why should you need to study now?
Just in case you missed it... I won the match by disqualification after the referee reversed his decision after Hamada had beaten me. Now to the best of my knowledge a title cannot be won by count out or disqualification can it? So I would have lost had Hamada not lost her cool... and well, how was it you fared against Daffney last week?
Daffney? Who cares about a stupid singles nothing meaningless match between Daffney and I? I'm still the champion, Josie is still the champion, and, if you'd stop being so damn paranoid about "study" lately, you'll be champ too in just a few weeks!
"Study"? God... do you not get this sport at all?! I don't have time for this. I'm gonna go watch Daffney vs. Traci Brooks. I'll see you girls later...
Melissa storms off as Trisha gives a WTF look.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2009 16:26:42 GMT -5
*Raven is sitting backstage with Daffney kneeling beside him*
Mick, Mick, Mick. I'm a cancer? That's not very nice now is it. But the thing is when you call most people a cancer, they take it as an insult. I take it as a compliment. Because it means I'm getting under your skin. And I enjoy getting under people's skin, to take them out of their comfort zone. Is that why you want rid of me, Mick? Because I remind you of the angry, anti-social side of yourself. The dark places in your mind that gave birth to Mankind and Cactus Jack.
See Mick, while you can function in normal society, with your beautiful wife and four lovely children, people like Daffney and I prefer to live the American Nightmare. And that is why you don't like people like us to hold championships, to represent you company.
So tonight, when Daffney defeats your Playboy bunny, your former Knockouts Champion and Knockouts Tag title contender, she will prove that there is no American Dream, only the dark a decrepit Nightmare.
Quote the Raven...
I'm going to see Dr Stevie.
What?!
I'm going to see Dr Stevie. I have an appointment...
No. You don't need him. You don't need anything, You're perfect just the way you are.
But I...
If you visit Dr Stevie, there will be consequences.
*Raven strokes Daffney's cheek, then grabs her round the throat.*
Understand?
*Daffney nods.*
Then go out there and destroy Brooks.
*Daffney gets up and walks away.*
And Daff? I'll be watching.
JB: Well that was... DW: Plain freaky is what that was. JB: Well Daffney will indeed take on Traci Brooks next. DW: Well with Daffney still angling for a title shot, Pep Squad USA better keep an eye on this match. She coule be a potential opponent for any one of them
Penzer: The following Knockouts contest is scheduled for one fall. First, from St Mary's, Ontario, Canada, Traci Brooks!
Penzer: And from Sybil, Texas, Daffney!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 12, 2009 16:28:54 GMT -5
Good work PN.
Daffney hits a leg lariat.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2009 16:28:55 GMT -5
Daffney hits a superkick
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Post by comahan on Oct 12, 2009 16:29:30 GMT -5
Daffney with a scoop slam
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 12, 2009 16:31:44 GMT -5
Daffney... has already won. No point in me voting then.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2009 16:37:53 GMT -5
Brooks goes for a clothesline but Daffney ducks, catches Traci as she turns and hits the Lobotomy. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is you winner: Daffney!
Daffney gets a weird look on her face. She picks Brooks up and hits another Lobotomy.. The Daffney rolls outside and grabs a chair.
JB: Hey. come on now!
Daffney slides back in with the chair. but the referee blocks her getting to Traci Brooks. Daffney turns to go but turns back and blasts the ref with the chair.
JB: What the hell?!
Daffney throws her head back and lets out a manic laugh.
DW: This girl is just plain nuts, I don't care which way you slice it. JB: Val is backstage with Matt Morgan. DW: From a freak to a blueprint. Fantastic.
So Cal Val: Im here with Ma--
* Morgan snatches the mic from her and stares at her, causing her to back away and out of the screen *
Tonight's the night huh? James Storm, I've been waiting for this for a long time. Im The Blueprint, The DNA of WCTNA, I should be headlining Pay-Per-Views. But because of you and your damn beer bottle, I'm down here on your level. Because of you, I've bordered on irrelevance for over a month. But everything that you've done to me, for all of the time you've made me miss, I'm paying you and Roode back tenfold. And I'll tell you exactly how I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make you bleed, Cowboy. Im gonna bust you open, force you to look at it, and then I'm gonna kick your head off with the Carbon Footprint. How can I get away with telling you what I'm gonna do? It's simple. It's because I'm good enough to back it up. I am the Crown Jewel of this business, boys. The Most Genetically–Jacked, Athletically–Stacked Giant Walking Today. And once it's all said and done, and you two are lyong on your backs, unconscious, I'll only have one thing to say to you in response to your GENIUS decision on taking me out. Sorry, about your damn luck.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 12, 2009 16:40:39 GMT -5
JB: Well it is time, Morgan will take on James Storm next. DW: This is one of the few times where I'd rather not be James Storm.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Robert Roode, from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, weighing 230 pounds, "Cowboy" James Storm!
Penzer: And his opponent, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 12, 2009 16:41:39 GMT -5
Morgan with a huge crossbody (no pun intended)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2009 16:42:02 GMT -5
Nice job on the promo new guy
Morgan boots Storm's head into the eigth row center
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Post by Above Average on Oct 12, 2009 16:42:35 GMT -5
Morgan with a Carbonara footprint.
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