comahan
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Post by comahan on Oct 19, 2009 15:29:32 GMT -5
That was one of the better Hardcore matches in WWE history, imo
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 15:32:31 GMT -5
*The Murder City Machine Guns walk down to the ring.*
Tenay: What are the Guns doing out here? Taz: If what we saw backstage is any indication, I'd say we're in for something good Tenay.
*Shelley grabs a microphone.* You know, Chris Sabin and I have been working here for quite some time now. Since 2004, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin have been members of WCTNA. And not once were we in the situation that we're in now.
You see, other teams have been getting their shot while Alex and I have been forced out of the limelight. Rather than get a fair shake at proving ourselves and getting a shot at the WCTNA Tag Team Titles, we have to deal with bulls*** tournaments and singles matches. And what happens? The Murder City Machine Guns are forgotten about while teams like Team 3D and Lethal Dinero are the focus of the Tag Team Division.
So rather than wait for Mick Foley or Jeff Jarrett to give us a shot, we've decided that we're going to take it. We're not going to go through tournaments, we're not dealing with "Number 1 Contender Matches", NOTHING. We're just going to come out here and challenge Lethal Dinero to a match at Turning Point. Just you, us, and those Tag Team Titles at stake.
And you know what? You guys can pick the stipulations, the match type, whatever you want. But either way, we're getting our shot at those titles. And nothing is going to stand in our way.
*The Guns exit the ring.*
Tenay: Strong words from the Murder City Machine Guns. Taz: The question is, will Lethal Dinero accept their challenge? Tenay: Maybe we can find out. Let's go to one half of the tag champs, Jay Lethal.
So the Motor City Machine Guns want a tag team title shot? Well guys, the answer is real simple. No. Last week we beat you in the middle of the ring and you have done nothing to deserve an oppertunity at these belts. If you want a shot, try asking Mick Foley. His son is a mark for you guys.
Then again Mick, if you really want to see us defend these titles at Turning Point, why not stick us against 3D? They may be past their primes but at least they're not two idiots trying to make themselves look cool. That's not going to happen though, is it? They'll probably have a match against Joe and Petey despite them already having a PPV match this year.
Alex, I've beaten you before and I'm going to beat you again. You and Chris may have had some wins over in Japan but those mean nothing here. Mick can give you all the shots in the world, you're not going to get the belts back. After all, didn't it take you about two years to get them in the first place? Me and Dinero won them in less than four months. Just another reason we're better than you and as far as tonight goes, I bet I can beat you in four minutes
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Oct 19, 2009 15:33:15 GMT -5
OK we really need to start collaberating on promos mikey.
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 19, 2009 15:34:24 GMT -5
OK we really need to start collaberating on promos mikey. Noted. We probably should have done a joint one for the main event as well.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 15:35:49 GMT -5
BTW, I changed Jay to navy since that was the color of the original promo and blue clashes with Sabin. Okay, mikey?
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Oct 19, 2009 15:36:11 GMT -5
OK we really need to start collaberating on promos mikey. Noted. We probably should have done a joint one for the main event as well. I take full blame as i forgot all about WCTNA this week. I promise i'll start next week.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 15:36:49 GMT -5
Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brutus Magnus. You may not recognise me right now, as I am without the thing I hold dearest - MY World Heavyweight Championship. But never fear, for in just about... oooh... 18 days, I will bring the confusion to an end. And... actually wait... come on camera. SoCal Val, come on camera. You see SoCal Val? She usually interviews me, so I'd say it's best to add some normality back into the fray. Val, got any questions for the next World champ?
Val enters the screen with a mic in hand.
Brutus Magnus, last week you...
Brutus Magnus, World Heavyweight Champion Val! How many times have we been through this?
But Brutus you aren't the World champion.
Look... I know that, you know that, but these people will get confused if we don't refer to me as champion. And let's face it, I'm the real champ anyway. I lost one match in my whole time here! If that doesn't make me a champion I don't know what does!
Okay then... Brutus Magnus... World Heavyweight Champion...
Brutus nods and smiles.
Last week, you attacked Bobby Lashley after your tag team bout. You hit him with the Tormentum onto a steel chair and had Homicide count as you made a pinfall over the cha...over him. You also stated you would exercise your rematch to get back your....
My BELT. Not championship.
Yes your belt. You said you'd use this rematch at Turning Point. Why did you choose Turning Point.
It's simple Val. I chose Turning Point for one or two reasons. First of all, I want my belt back as soon as possible. I was robbed of it, and I want my property back! And secondly, I want to make the PPV name seem... irrelevant. You see, it is called Turning Point... could it be the Turning Point for WCTNA, where Bobby Lashley becomes the driving force in this great company? The answer is, again, simple Val. It isn't. The PPV should be called Status Quo, because that is exactly what is going to be restored in just a few short weeks, when I hit the Tormentum, and I pin him 1-2-3... to regain my BELT!
Magnus stares off into the air.
Oh, yeah nearly forgot tradition. Your arse is stunning today sweetcheeks!
Magnus winks and wanders off. Val looks pleased at the compliment, before Magnus wanders back over.
Silly me.... forgot something else... RULE BRITANNIA!
Tenay: Brutus Magnus is in action against the man he defeated last week. Taz: And according to Magnus, Lashley fears the Tormentum. Tenay: Well no-one has ever kicked out of Magnus' finishing manuveur. Taz: But until Bound For Glory no-one had ever beaten Magnus neither but Lashley did that.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Houston Texas, weighing 275 pounds, Hernandez!
And from the United kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 19, 2009 15:37:02 GMT -5
BTW, I changed Jay to navy since that was the color of the original promo and blue clashes with Sabin. Okay, mikey? Yeah. I was going to have him in Navy anyway. Must have accidently selected Blue. And MM, don't worry about it.
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 19, 2009 15:37:49 GMT -5
Brutus hits a lariat.
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comahan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by comahan on Oct 19, 2009 15:38:30 GMT -5
Magnus with a scoop slam and head bob
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Oct 19, 2009 15:38:58 GMT -5
Bruti Magni with a lariati
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 15:48:50 GMT -5
Hernandez goes for a high flying move from the top but is cught by Magnus. Magnus then lifts him up and hits the Tormentum. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Brutus Magnus!
Taz: Well Hernandez sure never kicked out of the Tormentum. But can Lashley? Tenay: Magnus must have one eye on the main event. Speaking of which, kurt Angle is backstage.
Cody Deaner and Jethro Holliday. You really think you can beat the best wrestler alive today and the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion? You bastards are even crazier than I thought.
Jethro, that win at Slammiversary was a fluke and there is no way in hell you will ever be a main eventer. I know it, Lashley knows it, Jeff Jarrett knows it and deep down you know it. It's only a matter of time before I expose your lack of skill to the world and I will break your ankle to the point where you'll be lucky to walk again. Tonight is just a preview. I do it to your boy Deaner and then to you at Turning Point.
However, don't think I'm best buds with Lashley. The way I see it, Jeff Jarrett is going to owe me one after Turning Point so Lashley, I'd keep a hold of that belt while you still can. I won't think twice about taking it from you. Meet you in the ring, champ.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 15:50:49 GMT -5
Tenay: Earlier tonight, Shelley and Sabin challenged Lethal Dinero to a title shot. A challenge which was rejected. Taz: Well if Alex Shelley wins, Lethal Dinero might have no choice but to give them a title shot.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Chris Sabin, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 199 pounds, Alex Shelley!
Penzer: And from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 210 pounds, he is one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jay Lethal!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Oct 19, 2009 15:51:48 GMT -5
Jay with a dragon suplex.
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comahan
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Post by comahan on Oct 19, 2009 15:54:51 GMT -5
Shelley with a double stomp
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Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Oct 19, 2009 15:55:36 GMT -5
Shelley hits a lariat.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 16:02:54 GMT -5
Jay gets Shelley down and goes for the Lethal Elbow. Sabin howver pulls Shelley out of the way. Shelley then grabs Lethal and hist the Shellshock. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Alex Shelley!
Taz: The Guns have got to get a shot after that. Tenay: Well that remains to be seen. But certainly you'd have to consider them contenders.
*cut back to the office of Dr Stevie*
Okay, I want to talk about this idea of you getting a title shot.
Raven thought I deserved one.
Actually I do too. Have you thought about what Mick Foley said?
That I can have a shot if I'm good?
Well yes. Is that why you're here?
Maybe. I dunno.
I can help you. I can talk to Mick Foley and get you a title shot. But you have to do something for me.
What's that?
Team with Tara and go after the Knockout Tag Titles.
That's it? Sure.
You like Tara?
Tara's cool.
You know she was like you?
What, crazy?
Well I wouldn't use that term but...she was rather unhinged when I met her. But gradually she got better. And she became a champion.
Wasn't she a champion before?
We that was...
And didn't you dress a women to....
Look, the point is Tara is now a perfectly functional person. And you could be too.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 16:05:02 GMT -5
*Cut to backstage where the Nation of Violence is seen standing by.*
Tonight... is special. It really is. Because tonight, the Nation of Violence isn't focusing on the Violence. Tonight, we focus on retribution.
You see, two weeks ago, Samoa Joe here choked you out Brother Devon. He left you lying in that ring unconscious. And last week, you and your brother want to anger him? You want to anger the man that left you lying on the mat?
Team 3D, if you want to anger the Nation of Violence, I can't stop you from doing that. But what Joe and I can do is leave you beaten, bloody and unconscious as punishment for your stupidity.
*Petey turns to Joe and Hamada.*
Tonight Joe... I want you to unleash the Violence on Team 3D. I want you to remember what they did to us last week and exact your revenge.
No problem.
Hamada, tonight you make a statement in the Knockouts Division when you destroy their Champion. I want you to hold nothing back in that match, and win or lose, I want you to break Sarita.
*Hamada nods her head.*
Tonight, we prove that the Nation of Violence is more than a name. It's a reason to fear for your lives.
Let's go.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 19, 2009 16:06:41 GMT -5
Tenay: well it was announced earlier that Team 3D and the Nation of Violence will settle their differences at Turning point. Taz; Well next they team with two hardcore gals in this six person tag.
Penzer: The following six person tag team match is ser for one fall. Introducing first, the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion Sarita and Brother Ray, brother Devon, Team 3D!
Penzer: And their opponent, Hamada along with Petey Williams and Samoa Joe, the Nation of Violence!
3 votes 10 minutes
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comahan
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Post by comahan on Oct 19, 2009 16:10:08 GMT -5
Hamada with a spin kick to Sarita
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