Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 20, 2010 21:19:48 GMT -5
Don't you have a meaningless cause to crusade for? Get out of my face, or join me in a night of debauchery and sin. The choice is yours, "Evil" M. You call yourself Evil, and there you are, warning civilians everywhere about the dangers of Tweeter. What a joke. You wanna know what's really a joke? The fact that at some point, someone in charge actually looked at you and said, "this guy could make us some money!" No doubt that person is probably standing on the street corner, begging for food scraps right now. It's okay to be jealous of what you should be, but aren't. It's natural, man. You're a 7 foot monster who can't tap in to the anger that's been bubbling underneath that facade of fixing everything that's broken in the world, and that's why you aren't on top like I was and will be very shortly. Simply put, I do whatever it takes to win. You don't really do much of anything except cast a large shadow these days.
You can go ahead and try and bait me, you big slow f***, but if it's a fight you want, you can come and get it, anytime, any place. I've got better things to do than justify my incredibility to you.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 20, 2010 21:23:26 GMT -5
You know, I haven't heard too much of Jay around that much recently. No doubt, ever since he heard I was his challenger, he has been hiding at his parent's house, with his little blanky over his head asking of the big bad Amigo is coming for him.
Well, yes Jay, I am. And this Raw, I'm coming with a match stip you have never been in. It will tear and pummle you, and then? Back to the mid-card for you.
On a another note, I can't say I'm too happy with Blackout at this current moment. If you don't shape up soon, I have no problem tossing you out on your ass.
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Post by The Hangman on Jun 20, 2010 21:28:47 GMT -5
* At Anaheim, California:
A Disny executive officer is hanging out of his multi-story office*
Disney Guy: Ah...ahhhhhh what do you want?!?
*Pan to the Hangman, who is indeed the guy hanging him out*
I want you and your company to stop censoring me. All you have to do is sign my little paper, and no more harm will come to you. Refuse, and I'll drop you, then I'll come out, put the pen in your hand and forge it anyways. Now, before you shit anymore in your pants then you already doing, what do you say?
Disney Guy: YES! YES! JUST LET ME LIVE!
Sign, please.
*The Disney CEO signs the paper*
Wonderful......................
*Drops him anyways, but a dump truck happens to stop in the road for him to fall into*
Ah, man. I can't get no satisfaction.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2010 21:29:04 GMT -5
You wanna know what's really a joke? The fact that at some point, someone in charge actually looked at you and said, "this guy could make us some money!" No doubt that person is probably standing on the street corner, begging for food scraps right now. It's okay to be jealous of what you should be, but aren't. It's natural, man. You're a 7 foot monster who can't tap in to the anger that's been bubbling underneath that facade of fixing everything that's broken in the world, and that's why you aren't on top like I was and will be very shortly. Simply put, I do whatever it takes to win. You don't really do much of anything except cast a large shadow these days.
You can go ahead and try and bait me, you big slow f***, but if it's a fight you want, you can come and get it, anytime, any place. I've got better things to do than justify my incredibility to you. Why would I be jealous of you? Everything you are, I don't wanna be. I'm doing my good friend Yellow Jacket proud by continuing what he started. Knowing that he's watching and is proud of me, that's better than any World Title.
And if you actually think you could survive against me in the ring, maybe you should put your money where your mouth is. How great would it be if I could silence one of the worst offenders of morality in this company? It's exactly what YJ would've done.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 20, 2010 21:30:07 GMT -5
You know, I haven't heard too much of Jay around that much recently. No doubt, ever since he heard I was his challenger, he has been hiding at his parent's house, with his little blanky over his head asking of the big bad Amigo is coming for him.
Well, yes Jay, I am. And this Raw, I'm coming with a match stip you have never been in. It will tear and pummle you, and then? Back to the mid-card for you.
On a another note, I can't say I'm too happy with Blackout at this current moment. If you don't shape up soon, I have no problem tossing you out on your ass. You realize that the stipulation you want has to be spun on and come up on the wheel, right? You're not just going to pick and choose whatever you want. You sure sound confident about something that has a 10 percent chance of happening.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 20, 2010 21:33:57 GMT -5
You know, I haven't heard too much of Jay around that much recently. No doubt, ever since he heard I was his challenger, he has been hiding at his parent's house, with his little blanky over his head asking of the big bad Amigo is coming for him.
Well, yes Jay, I am. And this Raw, I'm coming with a match stip you have never been in. It will tear and pummle you, and then? Back to the mid-card for you.
On a another note, I can't say I'm too happy with Blackout at this current moment. If you don't shape up soon, I have no problem tossing you out on your ass. You realize that the stipulation you want has to be spun on and come up on the wheel, right? You're not just going to pick and choose whatever you want. You sure sound confident about something that has a 10 percent chance of happening. Eh, Seth can spin his wheel all he wants, when I show him what I got, I'm pretty sure he'll rig it for me to win, because he's A. corrupt, and B. touchable. As in the sense of bribery, that is.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 20, 2010 21:41:14 GMT -5
It's okay to be jealous of what you should be, but aren't. It's natural, man. You're a 7 foot monster who can't tap in to the anger that's been bubbling underneath that facade of fixing everything that's broken in the world, and that's why you aren't on top like I was and will be very shortly. Simply put, I do whatever it takes to win. You don't really do much of anything except cast a large shadow these days.
You can go ahead and try and bait me, you big slow f***, but if it's a fight you want, you can come and get it, anytime, any place. I've got better things to do than justify my incredibility to you. Why would I be jealous of you? Everything you are, I don't wanna be. I'm doing my good friend Yellow Jacket proud by continuing what he started. Knowing that he's watching and is proud of me, that's better than any World Title.
And if you actually think you could survive against me in the ring, maybe you should put your money where your mouth is. How great would it be if I could silence one of the worst offenders of morality in this company? It's exactly what YJ would've done. You sure are wrong there. YellowJacket would have talked up a big tough game and promptly gotten the reality smacked in to his manipulative little brain. That's my problem with guys like you. You stand back and you judge people and the way they live their lives. Your superiority complex sickens me. You don't get to decide what's right, or what's moral. When the timer on my life ticks zero, I will NOT have to answer to you.
Get your head out of your jaded stupid ass and fight for something that matters. Your dignity, for example. You don't need to hide behind fake agendas to pound someone into the pavement. You need to do it because you know you're capable. You haven't proven anything in a long god damn time and it's because you're stuck on your high horse fighting for whatever you think is right. Well, whether you like it or not, what's right and wrong is subjective. What you may think is honorable, I may find it cowardly, and I have no f***ing problem meeting you in the ring.
The problem is, you have nothing to make it worth my while. Say you win that Championship of Honor, come and see me then. Otherwise? Get in line, douche. I got bigger fish to fry.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 20, 2010 23:07:14 GMT -5
*The camera shows Kris in baggy pants, a baggy baseball jersey, a gold chain and a hat kicked to the side. He has a mic in his hand and is on a stage. A small crowd has gathered. Rap music starts to play. Kris: "Yo yo. Here we go. This week I go up a gangsta. Judging by his matches he's more like a wanksta. I'm a rock star, you're a back up dancer. I pull the sled, you're just a prancer. So what is it homie, Cage King or Black Out? Judging by your weight it should be Cake King or Black Cow. I'm like a knife cutting through hot butter. So hi to your grilfriend for me and word to your mother." *The crowd cheers as Kris raises his hands in victory. Hot butter melts, dumbass. A knife wouldn't cut through it. Jesus Christ, the people that are employed in this company have a lower IQ than former WWE superstar Eugene.Listen weiner. That's the point. See the butter turns to liquid and the knife goes right in. Of course I'm sure you're more familar with a cup of warm water. What's her name again?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 20, 2010 23:20:25 GMT -5
Hot butter melts, dumbass. A knife wouldn't cut through it. Jesus Christ, the people that are employed in this company have a lower IQ than former WWE superstar Eugene. Listen weiner. That's the point. See the butter turns to liquid and the knife goes right in. Of course I'm sure you're more familar with a cup of warm water. What's her name again? No, that isn't the point. A hot knife cuts through cold butter easier, you dumb piece of stupid shit. The f***ing saying is "A hot knife through butter."
Are you people f***ing serious? Finish getting your high school diplomas before deciding to be a wrestler, kids. You'll end up like this idiot if you don't.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 21, 2010 3:00:21 GMT -5
*Mysth can be seen dragging an armchair next to Kobain and Bio Dome. He also has a bucket of pop-corn. He sits down and starts enjoying the pop-corn with a huge smile on his face.*
This high-flying debate between these two highly amuses me. Aw darn, I think I should've brought my camera. Oh well.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 21, 2010 4:53:33 GMT -5
Listen weiner. That's the point. See the butter turns to liquid and the knife goes right in. Of course I'm sure you're more familar with a cup of warm water. What's her name again? No, that isn't the point. A hot knife cuts through cold butter easier, you dumb piece of stupid s***. The f***ing saying is "A hot knife through butter."
Are you people f***ing serious? Finish getting your high school diplomas before deciding to be a wrestler, kids. You'll end up like this idiot if you don't.Hey you try being a cracker writting a rap on the spot. Spit it out junior!
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jun 21, 2010 9:58:28 GMT -5
From D-Day Dave's Tweeter.com Profile
So a cage match with weapons. The Southwest Connection is going down!!!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 21, 2010 15:44:04 GMT -5
Hmmm... I love it! A good battle, the tension of the fight, the screams of the crowd, the adrenaline pumping through my veins, and better than everything... the thrill of victory and the pride of defeating a tough opponent. And now, things only seem to be getting better as I get to wrestle on Pay-Per-View and I have an opportunity to move up the rankings right away. So Kris, you may be a dangerous man, but I am not going to let you win. You can claim to be champion of whatever country you want, heck, at this point I'm almost expecting a poor joke about my mother country, complete with amphibian pet, but the fact is, actions speak louder than words and at Wheel of Misfortune, my actions will ROAR.
So I know what you're going to say. I'm still a newcomer, I only had one match so far and there's no prood it wasn't a fluke, but that's precisely my point. So much is at stake for me. Proving my value, my first PPV win in WWCF and climbing the ranking ladder. I have so much to win, and so much to lose if I don't, and that makes me that much more motivated. And that is why, Kobain, I will win this match and hit the jackpot.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 21, 2010 19:56:21 GMT -5
Disney is going to be less then thrilled with us...
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 21, 2010 20:26:09 GMT -5
According to sources within the company, Disney is said to be deeply angered with Seth Drakin and his apparent approval of a "Caged Weapons Match" taking place between The Southwest Connection and The Heavy Metal Express. Disney is said to have demanded refunds for all commercial spots planned during the last hour of Niteraw, and is said to have taken Seth to task for allowing such a violent match to even take place. On last word, our source claimed that Disney was trying to recruit Nintendo as an ally in their cause, and demanding the suspension of both Tag Teams if the match does indeed go on.
-WCObserver
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Post by General Adam on Jun 21, 2010 22:45:07 GMT -5
*The General is setting in the back*
I've lost two in a row Tinkers. I not as good as I once was. I've been in the WWCF for a long time, and during that time I haven't really done much. Sure a good match here and a good match there, but I never really been to the top.
*The General puts in head in his hands and takes a deep breath*
Tinkers....Bongo.....I'm thinking about retireing.
*Both Tinkers and Bongo grunt*
I said I'm thinking about it. Hell I might not even go through with it. It's just....dammit I don't know. I need to do something....something that will make people remember me. Besides having a gorilla for a body guard and a monkey for a wife.
*Bongo grunts*
Tag Team? With you? It will never work.......wait I got an idea. How about you and me make a tag team?
*Bongo grunts*
I knew you would have agreed on that, but what would we call ourselves?
*Bongo grunts*
The Midnight Monkey Express? No that sounds silly......wait! How about the Midnight Monkey Express?
*Bongo grunts*
Excellent! Get ready WWCF here comes the new tag team of the General and Bongo!
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 22, 2010 11:01:57 GMT -5
*In the back*
*Amigo writes a tally mark in the air*
That's one more tag victory over you, Jay. A pity the goon squad prohibited the use of my Sickle Chain, but don't worry. Very soon, you will feel how that works on a human body.
Again, I see unless you need to be there, you have vanished once more. Scared, Jay? Are you frightned that all you worked for in your life is coming to an end? Terrified that I have come for you and what may be the end of your career?
You should be.
By the time, this is all over, my tally shall be 3 singles victories, 4 tag victories, and pinning you in the Stable Warz. I know what you are thinking: "Am I ever going to win the belt again?"
No Jay, you aren't. Your 15 minutes of fame are over, and it's time for the cold realities of life to sink in that you were just simply lucky to the hilt. And I am the Reaper of this truth, and I bring my Scythe to bring your meaningless reign to an end.
Have a nice week of hiding under your blanky at your house, Jay. Once we meet again in the Parts Unknown Colosseum, there won't be anymore hiding.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 22, 2010 16:14:45 GMT -5
MasterOfPuppetsCEO @ Tweeter posted this message via blackberry.
Just got finished talking with Nintendo and on July 6, I will be meeting with a Disney representative in the ring.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 22, 2010 16:23:54 GMT -5
PainTrainTyfo @ Tweeter via Mobile Web
14 stitches. Strained Elbow. Broken Toe but ready for Square and Hangman!
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Post by Square on Jun 22, 2010 16:36:01 GMT -5
RevofEv @ Tweeterific via iPad
@paintraintyfo So go for the elbow, got it. Cheers for the info, jackass
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