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Post by Kris Kobain on May 22, 2010 23:51:10 GMT -5
*We see Kris standing outside the WWCF arena with a pickets sign in hand reading "2 4 6 8 Dream Warrior Is Really Lame!" on one side and "CEO Needs To Go!" on the other side. He has a megaphone and is shouting through it at anyone who will listen. We catch him in the middle of a rant....
"....and another thing, he wears makeup like a clown. Number 42 reason to fire Dream Warrior: he uses illegal tactics like jumping from the rafters and sneak attacking people. Reason number 43 to fire Dream Warrior....."
Fan: "How do you feel about your tag match this week?" Kris: "I have a tag match?" Fan: "Yes. It's against Dream Warrior and Titanothere." Kris: "Ok....who's my partner?" Fan: "Dave Joseph/" Kris: Who?" Fan: "Dave Joseph. Kris: "Never heard of him." Fan: "He's the new guy in the WWCF." Kris: "Ok so it's myself and the founder of Wendy's vs. two socialy retarded morons. How do I feel about this match? I feel the way I feel about every match. I'll step into the ring and force these never will be's to elevate thier games. That includes you two first name Dave. You're lucky to have a parner of my caliber and good looks. Titan, Warrior and Dave will all live out thier live long dream on NiteRaw. They will all step into the ring with the messiah of magnanimity, the sultan of chivalry, Mr. highlight reel himself, Kris Kobain. Stand in line and get your tickets early kiddies. Your hero Kris Kobain is sure to make these guys feel The Afterburn."
*Kris turns from the camera and walks away chanting "2,4,6,8 who do we really hate? Dirken!"
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 23, 2010 2:51:38 GMT -5
Predator becomes prey at last when I finally step into the squared circle against you, Hangman. I don't understand a word that you say but maybe you'll understand my brand of big brother justice when I go to bat with my big, massive, pipe wrench for my hardcore brother from another mother, the Smokin' Vokoun.
And what's this? You have Square in your corner? This has got to be the most lopsided face off ever. Two champs versus two chumps.
You'd best take your temperature Hangman, cuz it's going straight to the Boiling Point, this Monday!
What kind of dumb ass threat "take your tempature!"? Hangman....if your not careful BRB can just bring a giant theromoniter...AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!!!! HE'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO IT!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!![/color]
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 23, 2010 4:52:27 GMT -5
You know folks, when your sitting in a dark basement half the time...you begin to think alot. And when you think, you remember. And when you remember.....you reflect. Right know, I'm reflecting on my career in the WWCF. Of course, apon hearing that, I'm sure all of the Smokin Vokoun disbelievers with cry out.."Look at this man, he has only been here for 5 months...how can he be arrogent that me may look at his career like a 20 year legend?" *He giggles* Oh believe me, I have earned the right to reflect. I've seen so many new comers ever since I showed up to the WWCF, Titanothere, Kris Kobain, Dream Warrior....Hangman. But none of them....NONE OF THEM...have reached the success that I have attained so far. Oh sure, Titanothere your a dominant big man, oh yes Kris Kobain, your a talented and cocky guy and...Hangman...well your just plain annoying. But none of you have championship gold. *He holds up his Hardcore Championship* This is what its all about boys. This piece of junk is what it's all about. I SMOKE BOMBED TITANOTHERE THROUGH OFF A ****** LADDER THROUGH A TABLE, TO GET A SHOT AT THIS!!!! I HAD TO GO THROUGH THE GREATEST HARDCORE MATCH OF ALL TIME WITH THE GREATEST HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME.....to win this belt. And so far....I haven't heard a peep, I have an open contract to put this belt on the line....but no one offers. Except you Hangman. But Hangman, we will meet soon. And yes I've talked over and over again our backstory so you folks at home don't need to go through the details again. But Hangman, one of the things I HATE about you the most....and it's THE BIGGEST PET PEEVE I've had in the WWCF....it's being doubted. Hangman, talk to Titanothere, ask him if you should doubt me. Or as Blackout or Cage King or whatever his name is...just ask him...if you should doubt me. I can tell you all this...Boiler Room Brawler doesn't doubt me. And when I made Square TAP OUT TO THE MANDIBLE CLAW.....I'm sure he doesn't doubt me anymore. So as Nina Simone put it in her song......Hangman....where are you gonna run to....all on that day?
*He gets into a trance and stares into the camera*
Think about it.[/color]
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Post by delurked on May 23, 2010 7:57:50 GMT -5
*We see Kris standing outside the WWCF arena with a pickets sign in hand reading "2 4 6 8 Dream Warrior Is Really Lame!" on one side and "CEO Needs To Go!" on the other side. He has a megaphone and is shouting through it at anyone who will listen. We catch him in the middle of a rant.... "....and another thing, he wears makeup like a clown. Number 42 reason to fire Dream Warrior: he uses illegal tactics like jumping from the rafters and sneak attacking people. Reason number 43 to fire Dream Warrior....." Fan: "How do you feel about your tag match this week?" Kris: "I have a tag match?" Fan: "Yes. It's against Dream Warrior and Titanothere." Kris: "Ok....who's my partner?" Fan: "Dave Joseph/" Kris: Who?" Fan: "Dave Joseph. Kris: "Never heard of him." Fan: "He's the new guy in the WWCF." Kris: "Ok so it's myself and the founder of Wendy's vs. two socialy retarded morons. How do I feel about this match? I feel the way I feel about every match. I'll step into the ring and force these never will be's to elevate thier games. That includes you two first name Dave. You're lucky to have a parner of my caliber and good looks. Titan, Warrior and Dave will all live out thier live long dream on NiteRaw. They will all step into the ring with the messiah of magnanimity, the sultan of chivalry, Mr. highlight reel himself, Kris Kobain. Stand in line and get your tickets early kiddies. Your hero Kris Kobain is sure to make these guys feel The Afterburn." *Kris turns from the camera and walks away chanting "2,4,6,8 who do we really hate? Dirken!" Titanothere and Jerry Fish are seen watching Kobain's promo on a television screen backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena. Fish (holding mic): Any comment? Titan (holding copy of 'WWCF: The Magazine' under his arm): Being called a 'socially retarded moron' would hurt much more if it wasn't coming from a guy still into the grunge scene fifteen years after it stopped being relevant. But really, I can't get too mad at Double K. Sure, he's stupid at times, but he's a funny little bugger. Its like watching a dog chasing its tail. Fish: A dog chasing its tail? Titan: Yeah, its dumb but amusing. Though it can reach a point where it stops being funny, just annoying, and then you have to do something about it. You know what? Fish: Er, cut off its tail so the dog will die? Titan (aghast): No! That's horrible! What kind of sick mind would come up with that?! No, what you do is (rolls up magazine) give the dog a little 'rap' on the snout (demonstrates with Fish). That will remind him of his place. And that's what Dream Warrior and myself are going to do to both Kobain and Dave Joseph on Monday NiteRaw in our tag team match. Figuratively, of course. Fish (rubs his nose): Of course. Do you plan on using your 'devastating new submission hold' this Monday? Titan (unrolls magazine so the audience can see the Jay Carroll cover): Not yet. My trainer doesn't think I've perfected it enough to use in an actual match. But soon, Jerry. Right now I'm more focussed on training with my new tag team partner so we will be in sync this Monday. This is an important match, and maybe a big step in achieving both of our dreams of winning WWCF gold.
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Post by Square on May 23, 2010 9:22:58 GMT -5
Predator becomes prey at last when I finally step into the squared circle against you, Hangman. I don't understand a word that you say but maybe you'll understand my brand of big brother justice when I go to bat with my big, massive, pipe wrench for my hardcore brother from another mother, the Smokin' Vokoun.
And what's this? You have Square in your corner? This has got to be the most lopsided face off ever. Two champs versus two chumps.
You'd best take your temperature Hangman, cuz it's going straight to the Boiling Point, this Monday!
Chump? Really, what is this the 40's? Hangman will hurt you in ways your pathetic uneducated brain can not imagine, and next week that title is taking off you and given to a TRUE wrestler. Not some hardcore freak
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 23, 2010 15:16:35 GMT -5
Predator becomes prey at last when I finally step into the squared circle against you, Hangman. I don't understand a word that you say but maybe you'll understand my brand of big brother justice when I go to bat with my big, massive, pipe wrench for my hardcore brother from another mother, the Smokin' Vokoun.
And what's this? You have Square in your corner? This has got to be the most lopsided face off ever. Two champs versus two chumps.
You'd best take your temperature Hangman, cuz it's going straight to the Boiling Point, this Monday!
Chump? Really, what is this the 40's? Hangman will hurt you in ways your pathetic uneducated brain can not imagine, and next week that title is taking off you and given to a TRUE wrestler. Not some hardcore freak Nah man, if it was the 40's, Jackson and Yellowjacket couldn't wrestle here because of the race and sex discriminations.
Too bad, huh?
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Post by Square on May 23, 2010 16:00:54 GMT -5
Chump? Really, what is this the 40's? Hangman will hurt you in ways your pathetic uneducated brain can not imagine, and next week that title is taking off you and given to a TRUE wrestler. Not some hardcore freak Nah man, if it was the 40's, Jackson and Yellowjacket couldn't wrestle here because of the race and sex discriminations.
Too bad, huh? There were black and female wrestlers in the 40s jackass. Stop watching Mick Foley matches and get in the history books and educate yourself, child
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 23, 2010 16:37:42 GMT -5
Nah man, if it was the 40's, Jackson and Yellowjacket couldn't wrestle here because of the race and sex discriminations.
Too bad, huh? There were black and female wrestlers in the 40s jackass. Stop watching Mick Foley matches and get in the history books and educate yourself, child Have you been takin' some of Blackout's weed, Square? You seem to forget you be to talking to.
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Post by Square on May 23, 2010 16:45:23 GMT -5
There were black and female wrestlers in the 40s jackass. Stop watching Mick Foley matches and get in the history books and educate yourself, child Have you been takin' some of Blackout's weed, Square? You seem to forget you be to talking to.OOC: Whoops, my bad How do you think the nicknames come about? That stuff is strong and good
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 23, 2010 17:16:21 GMT -5
Predator becomes prey at last when I finally step into the squared circle against you, Hangman. I don't understand a word that you say but maybe you'll understand my brand of big brother justice when I go to bat with my big, massive, pipe wrench for my hardcore brother from another mother, the Smokin' Vokoun.
And what's this? You have Square in your corner? This has got to be the most lopsided face off ever. Two champs versus two chumps.
You'd best take your temperature Hangman, cuz it's going straight to the Boiling Point, this Monday!
What kind of dumb ass threat "take your tempature!"? I really need an interpretor down here with me. You keep sounding like you're trying to taunt me or threaten me but all I get is Portuguese talk or whatever out of you.
Now, it sounded like you said, "Take your temperature," and I think that I detected an upward vocal inflection, that is to say, a question.
I would talk more trash but there seems be enough in your mouth for now.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 23, 2010 17:16:48 GMT -5
Have you been takin' some of Blackout's weed, Square? You seem to forget you be to talking to. OOC: Whoops, my bad Was it Smokin' you were thinking of?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 23, 2010 17:22:25 GMT -5
What kind of dumb ass threat "take your tempature!"? Hangman....if your not careful BRB can just bring a giant theromoniter...AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!!!! HE'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO IT!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!![/color][/quote] Hey, that's not a bad idea, Vokoun!*BRB walks off camera, a loud clanging followed by cracking is heard, and then he reappears with an engine thermometer* I could take this and shove it up your brazilian hoo-ha, Hangman. I really could. And just to make sure that it goes in really good, I can use my big, massive, pipe wrench to hammer it in.
See ya Monday, Hangman.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 23, 2010 17:24:24 GMT -5
Predator becomes prey at last when I finally step into the squared circle against you, Hangman. I don't understand a word that you say but maybe you'll understand my brand of big brother justice when I go to bat with my big, massive, pipe wrench for my hardcore brother from another mother, the Smokin' Vokoun.
And what's this? You have Square in your corner? This has got to be the most lopsided face off ever. Two champs versus two chumps.
You'd best take your temperature Hangman, cuz it's going straight to the Boiling Point, this Monday!
Chump? Really, what is this the 40's? Hangman will hurt you in ways your pathetic uneducated brain can not imagine, and next week that title is taking off you and given to a TRUE wrestler. Not some hardcore freak Wait, whuh? I'm not facing Littlenaitch next week.
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Post by The Hangman on May 23, 2010 17:29:13 GMT -5
Hangman....if your not careful BRB can just bring a giant theromoniter...AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!!!! HE'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO IT!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [/color][/quote] Hey, that's not a bad idea, Vokoun!*BRB walks off camera, a loud clanging followed by cracking is heard, and then he reappears with an engine thermometer* I could take this and shove it up your brazilian hoo-ha, Hangman. I really could. And just to make sure that it goes in really good, I can use my big, massive, pipe wrench to hammer it in.
See ya Monday, Hangman. [/quote] So you and Smokin' really are fags then.
I could go in how different Brazil and Jamaica are, but since you flunked grade school and have an IQ of 14, I won't waste my time.
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Post by Square on May 23, 2010 17:45:02 GMT -5
Chump? Really, what is this the 40's? Hangman will hurt you in ways your pathetic uneducated brain can not imagine, and next week that title is taking off you and given to a TRUE wrestler. Not some hardcore freak Wait, whuh? I'm not facing Littlenaitch next week.
No, your facing a TRUE wrestler, the Revolution of Evolution, the English Nightmare, Her Majesty's Greatest Export, Mr. Bigger than the Beatles, The LadyThriller, the SAVIOUR of the IF title SQUARE
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 24, 2010 1:15:34 GMT -5
*We see Kris standing outside the WWCF arena with a pickets sign in hand reading "2 4 6 8 Dream Warrior Is Really Lame!" on one side and "CEO Needs To Go!" on the other side. He has a megaphone and is shouting through it at anyone who will listen. We catch him in the middle of a rant.... "....and another thing, he wears makeup like a clown. Number 42 reason to fire Dream Warrior: he uses illegal tactics like jumping from the rafters and sneak attacking people. Reason number 43 to fire Dream Warrior....." Fan: "How do you feel about your tag match this week?" Kris: "I have a tag match?" Fan: "Yes. It's against Dream Warrior and Titanothere." Kris: "Ok....who's my partner?" Fan: "Dave Joseph/" Kris: Who?" Fan: "Dave Joseph. Kris: "Never heard of him." Fan: "He's the new guy in the WWCF." Kris: "Ok so it's myself and the founder of Wendy's vs. two socialy retarded morons. How do I feel about this match? I feel the way I feel about every match. I'll step into the ring and force these never will be's to elevate thier games. That includes you two first name Dave. You're lucky to have a parner of my caliber and good looks. Titan, Warrior and Dave will all live out thier live long dream on NiteRaw. They will all step into the ring with the messiah of magnanimity, the sultan of chivalry, Mr. highlight reel himself, Kris Kobain. Stand in line and get your tickets early kiddies. Your hero Kris Kobain is sure to make these guys feel The Afterburn." *Kris turns from the camera and walks away chanting "2,4,6,8 who do we really hate? Dirken!" Titanothere and Jerry Fish are seen watching Kobain's promo on a television screen backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena. Fish (holding mic): Any comment? Titan (holding copy of 'WWCF: The Magazine' under his arm): Being called a 'socially retarded moron' would hurt much more if it wasn't coming from a guy still into the grunge scene fifteen years after it stopped being relevant. But really, I can't get too mad at Double K. Sure, he's stupid at times, but he's a funny little bugger. Its like watching a dog chasing its tail. Fish: A dog chasing its tail? Titan: Yeah, its dumb but amusing. Though it can reach a point where it stops being funny, just annoying, and then you have to do something about it. You know what? Fish: Er, cut off its tail so the dog will die? Titan (aghast): No! That's horrible! What kind of sick mind would come up with that?! No, what you do is (rolls up magazine) give the dog a little 'rap' on the snout (demonstrates with Fish). That will remind him of his place. And that's what Dream Warrior and myself are going to do to both Kobain and Dave Joseph on Monday NiteRaw in our tag team match. Figuratively, of course. Fish (rubs his nose): Of course. Do you plan on using your 'devastating new submission hold' this Monday? Titan (unrolls magazine so the audience can see the Jay Carroll cover): Not yet. My trainer doesn't think I've perfected it enough to use in an actual match. But soon, Jerry. Right now I'm more focussed on training with my new tag team partner so we will be in sync this Monday. This is an important match, and maybe a big step in achieving both of our dreams of winning WWCF gold. What kind of sickos are working in this company? Cut off the dog's tail? Stupid Fish. Jokes are for blokes. So Titanothere and Dream Warrior are an official tag team now huh? What do you guys call yourselves? The Weiner Patrol? So you want to teach me a lesson huh? I have a lesson for you kid. Don't mess with the best, green means go, can The Weiner Patrol beat Kobain? Survey says no. Point, set, match. (out of character. I have shed the grunge image in order to fit the direction I took myself.)
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Post by dreamwarrior on May 24, 2010 21:06:35 GMT -5
Titanothere and Jerry Fish are seen watching Kobain's promo on a television screen backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena. Fish (holding mic): Any comment? Titan (holding copy of 'WWCF: The Magazine' under his arm): Being called a 'socially retarded moron' would hurt much more if it wasn't coming from a guy still into the grunge scene fifteen years after it stopped being relevant. But really, I can't get too mad at Double K. Sure, he's stupid at times, but he's a funny little bugger. Its like watching a dog chasing its tail. Fish: A dog chasing its tail? Titan: Yeah, its dumb but amusing. Though it can reach a point where it stops being funny, just annoying, and then you have to do something about it. You know what? Fish: Er, cut off its tail so the dog will die? Titan (aghast): No! That's horrible! What kind of sick mind would come up with that?! No, what you do is (rolls up magazine) give the dog a little 'rap' on the snout (demonstrates with Fish). That will remind him of his place. And that's what Dream Warrior and myself are going to do to both Kobain and Dave Joseph on Monday NiteRaw in our tag team match. Figuratively, of course. Fish (rubs his nose): Of course. Do you plan on using your 'devastating new submission hold' this Monday? Titan (unrolls magazine so the audience can see the Jay Carroll cover): Not yet. My trainer doesn't think I've perfected it enough to use in an actual match. But soon, Jerry. Right now I'm more focussed on training with my new tag team partner so we will be in sync this Monday. This is an important match, and maybe a big step in achieving both of our dreams of winning WWCF gold. What kind of sickos are working in this company? Cut off the dog's tail? Stupid Fish. Jokes are for blokes. So Titanothere and Dream Warrior are an official tag team now huh? What do you guys call yourselves? The Weiner Patrol? So you want to teach me a lesson huh? I have a lesson for you kid. Don't mess with the best, green means go, can The Weiner Patrol beat Kobain? Survey says no. Point, set, match. (out of character. I have shed the grunge image in order to fit the direction I took myself.) Oh Kobain you make me laugh when your facing the lights you will learn a lesson me and titanonthere will beat you and your partner and we will send you back to the grunge era which has alot common with you overated and useless
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 24, 2010 23:25:37 GMT -5
Awww little Dreamy Waruh is getting a backbone. Listen you pimple popping, pickle eating, pie tossing, pandering waffer thin useless drain on society. You haven't won one single match yet. You paint your face to hide your ugly freak a zoid mug and hang in the rafters because no one wants to hang with you back stage. Hang in the rafters, hang on to your hopes, in the end you'll hang from your dream and feel The Afterburn. Then you'll be an after thought.
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Post by Jay Carroll on May 25, 2010 18:58:13 GMT -5
Viva, let's get one thing clear: I don't want, nor do I care for, sympathy. If I lose, I lose. Period. There won't be a million protests, I won't be screaming for a rematch, and I won't go through the locker room asking people to feel sorry for me. You mentioned that I basically leapfrogged the World Championship ladder and got a title shot... When 1.) You're the person who decided this, and 2.) there hasn't been a single protest about it. As a matter of fact, I'm of the opinion that the locker room would be quite happy with me taking that World Title off your hands.
Also, you're not in my head, as much as you'd like to be. The only thing in my head is how wonderful it's going to be when I'm announced as the new World Champion, and the fact that you seem to think because you've climbed the mountain you can't be knocked off. So did Aaron Enigma. So did Jazzman. So did Seth Drakin. So did MiLo Duck. So did Amigo. My point is, being World Champ doesn't make you infallible, and just the same way you "took advantage of your opportunities" is the same way I can take advantage of mine. Your decision to make me number one contender is going to bite you on the ass, Viva. It's easy to say that my decision is going to bite me in the ass, much harder to make a reality, my friend. And you're right, I did decide it. I don't know why I should expect gratitude. Again, you feel you deserve the spot you're in, when frankly, it could have been a plethora of other people. But we can argue about semantics all day, Jay.
I've just got one question for you, and I want an honest answer. What makes you ready? What makes you think that you're fit to rule this federation like I do? Because let me tell you something, my friend, when the lights come on, when the cameras are on me, when my back's up against the wall... That's when I deliver my best. I've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that on the grandest of stages, you're going to get my A-game, and not an iota less.
You know what I'm going to bring on Championship Heatz!!1, the only question for you is, what makes you think you have what it takes to match it? It's your turn to prove to all of us not only that you belong, but that you are what you say you are. I know it's cliche, but talk is cheap. To steal a phrase from Jonathan Michaels, when the director screams action, are you going to get camera shy? I sure hope not, pal, because I'll serve you up a nice cold glass of purple sticky punch.*Jay Carroll chuckles to himself* He wants to know what makes me ready.... *Jay grabs the camera and pulls it into his face for an extreme close up* I was BORN for this. Everything I've ever tried my hand at in life, I've succeeded with flying colors. I don't back down. I don't run. And I don't know how to quit. I didn't become rich by sitting on my ass and hoping that dear ol' Daddy Dearest would hand me a fortune. I MADE myself rich by working my ass off. I didn't succeed in the wrestling business by latching onto others and having them pull me up by the bootstraps. I WORKED for it. I trained. I learned how to dissect a man in the ring. I learned how to break a man's will.
And that, my friend, is how I plan on taking the WWCF Championship off of your waist. A Submissions match. All the mindgames in the world won't save your ass when I lock in the Hangover. All the tough talk you can think off won't break that hold. And I WILL break you at Championship Heetz!!1!, if it is the last thing I do in this industry. You've done more than just get under my skin, Viva. You've done more than just piss me off. You've made me become consumed with you. I seethe at the sight of you. I dream of making you tap out. I find myself wishing that this Sunday would arrive just a little bit faster, so I can finally get my hands on you. But the time will come soon enough. And when it does, I promise you, you will know just what it feels like to have your will broken by the superior wrestler. I am the Champagne Standard around here, Viva. And you will find out firsthand why there isn't a wrestler ALIVE on.... my...... level.*Jay Carroll flings the camera into the ground, breaking it. The camera captures him walking off, then flickers into darkness.*
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on May 25, 2010 19:58:53 GMT -5
DR Jackson *fuming*: Colt! You think you've got this won? The ONLY reason why it looks like you had the upperhand in our little scuffle was because the referees went out of their way to make sure The Black Dynasty didn't break you in half!
Not because they were concerned for your safety, but because they, like you and everyone else are concerned for my success!
However once we're finally in the ring together, there's no one can you stop me from making you feel what the Era of Attitude is REALLY about!
And I see you finally got a team together, about damn time! It's just a pity it won't get you anywhere. I mean, first off we have you Colt. I've already beaten you before, in my debut match infact, and I've only gotten better! This time there will be no sneak attacks, no way for you to take advantage of me like the fascist you are, once again you'll be the victom of some High Anxiety!
Then we've got your first partner, Little Naitch. I guess I could call him your life partner. Look, we're all sick of hearing about how "good friends" you two are, we get it. However please, leave it in the showers! Do you really think adding a man, who I have already beaten TWICE into the match is going to scare me?
And finally, in your most shocking announcement, you declared that your third partner is going to be Seth Drakin, our CEO. Yes, that's fair. Just get the boss of the whole company to take your side! I don't care how far back you three go with eachother, the fact is on paper it's going to look very suspicious that you're teaming up with the CEO as you take on me, the most discriminated against superstar in the WWCF history! There's a reason the only title matches I've gotten here I had to fight for my life for... because Seth doesn't want a Black Superstar to reach his full potential! After he steps in the ring with me and my team, he'll gladly stay in retirement... forever!
Then you've got my team. "Damn Right" Jackson, the one man stable, The Black Dynasty, the man who is single handedly ushering in the Era of Attitude. I've beaten you all before and I will NOT be denied AGAIN!
Then my partners, the VERY soon to be Tag Team Champions, The Truth Coalition. First off we've got Evil M, a very old friend of you guys. I mean didn't Evil M and Naitch take part in the first ever feud in WWCF? And didn't Colt and Evil M once team up in that throwaway stable "The Story", which simply lead to Evil M kicking Colt's ass? Fact of the matter is this, even without previous alignments, Evil M along with myself is possibly the most physically dominant being in this whole damn federation!
And then there's Yellow Jacket, a man who I go wayy back with, we've fought along side eachother and opposite eachother quite abit, and through it all I've learnt one thing. He embodies exactly what the new youth movement is all about. He's got the skill of Naitch, the confidence of Colt and the intelligence of Seth Drakin, he's the full package!
So come Monday, you guys better have a rabbit ready to pull out of the hate, because by the looks of things you're in a losing battle.
It'll take a nation of millions to hold us back, not three aged "champions". We're simply too black, too strong, too good!
There is YOUR Story on Page One. Enemy or Friend? Damn Right!
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