Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 29, 2010 21:06:12 GMT -5
Sorry for the delay, it seems I had to deal with lawyers.
Anyways, I was quite serious. I'm not saying it like "This Sunday, I might as well kill you, brotha!". I mean it as if I see Viva on the street, I'm going to choke the utter s*** out of him until he perishes.
Now, if you want to hire security, that's fine. If you want to bar from the Arena that night, that's fine. All that means is more fuel to the fire. If I do breakthrough, I do plan on slitting Viva' throat.
Consider that as you think of things to escape or justify your sagging ego, Viva. Obviously, I can't attack you through this monitor. Wah, wah! I don't like the taste of my own medicine! It's icky! Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Waaaahhhh!*Tosses a box of kleenex at the cameraman.* Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the f*** over it. I beat you at your own game, and you're justifiably sullen and downtrodden. You aren't going to kill me though, and your empty threats make you look like a) a pussy and b) a little bitch. Man the f*** up. Aww, such big talk through a monitor. So cute, now that you've grown to the ripe age of 12, you discovered such cool cuss words! Also, even bigger from someone who can't claim the big title for over a year.
Cliches are cliches, Viva. Tell me: After you lose to Jay, what's next for you? You know you can't hide forever. Sooner or later, you'll drop your guard, and I shall expose you as for what you are: A man who can't beat me in anything and needs to emulat me startgies and personailty to become a slight iota succesful.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 29, 2010 21:18:40 GMT -5
Wah, wah! I don't like the taste of my own medicine! It's icky! Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Waaaahhhh!*Tosses a box of kleenex at the cameraman.* Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the f*** over it. I beat you at your own game, and you're justifiably sullen and downtrodden. You aren't going to kill me though, and your empty threats make you look like a) a pussy and b) a little bitch. Man the f*** up. Aww, such big talk through a monitor. So cute, now that you've grown to the ripe age of 12, you discovered such cool cuss words! Also, even bigger from someone who can't claim the big title for over a year.
Cliches are cliches, Viva. Tell me: After you lose to Jay, what's next for you? You know you can't hide forever. Sooner or later, you'll drop your guard, and I shall expose you as for what you are: A man who can't beat me in anything and needs to emulat me startgies and personailty to become a slight iota succesful. Oh, stop it. You'll have your chance to prove your "skill" after I win this title from the suspiciously absent Jay Carroll and beat Tyfo at Botch at the Beach, buddy. I mean, maybe instead of crying and threatening to end my life... You, I don't know, stop being such a piece of shit and accept your payback for what it was? You stepped out of pocket, and I put you back in to place. You were doing to much, and I forced you to do less. It's nothing more than that. As much as you want to pretend to be the big bad wolf, the fact of the matter is that I'm that elusive 3rd pig, pal. You can't outsmart me, and you'll never be able to. The sooner you recognize the greatness, the easier the pill will be to swallow, man. Stop prolonging the inevitable and just admit defeat like a real man would.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 29, 2010 21:34:15 GMT -5
The main problem your claim is you beating Jay. That's about as likely as Evil M ever getting his balls back. Once Jay bitch slaps you back down, what do you think you are going to do for a year? Because I assure you until you beg at my feet to spare you from anymore torment, you are going to have to deal with every day looking behind your shoulder.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jun 29, 2010 21:54:55 GMT -5
The main problem your claim is you beating Jay. That's about as likely as Evil M ever getting his balls back. Once Jay bitch slaps you back down, what do you think you are going to do for a year? Because I assure you until you beg at my feet to spare you from anymore torment, you are going to have to deal with every day looking behind your shoulder. You really are batshit crazy if you think that silly stipulation Seth Drakin laid down really holds any water. But if it does, I've got plans. You see, I'm continually thinking of ways to challenge myself, and it's not making empty threats. Where's Jay? I obviously have far more important things to get ready for. No sense in me arguing in a perpetual failure like yourself. Associate with failure? Become failure.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 30, 2010 7:14:13 GMT -5
*Mysth is sitting in the locker room, apparently deep in thought, and looking rather unamused. All the sudden, he strongly punches the wall.*
Mysth: How? How could it happen? How did I manage to lose? I trained hard, I observed Kobain's matches, my match against Neo Het helped me oil my gears... and I still lost. I mean... damn! I was one one of the most successful EWT wrestlers! These years of intense competition can't have been for nothing! If it wasn't for this damned surprise stipulation, I would have...
... who am I kidding? This loss is entirely my fault. If I want to make it big, I need to be ready for anything, I can't allow myself to be taken by surprise. I thought I would automatically win if I trained hard and observed my opponents. What was wrong with me?! After all this time in the business, I should have known that wrestling takes more than the basic homework. Just because I have done everything to win in theory, doesn't mean I will succeed in reality. I need to find a way to learn more about the other guys and to learn how to anticipate anything that might happen. But how can I do that?
*He smiles*
... I think I have found an idea.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 30, 2010 19:13:50 GMT -5
KrisKobain @ Tweeter posted via computer
"Sent hone. No pay. Boss man sucks."
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 30, 2010 20:25:03 GMT -5
PainTrainTyfo @ Tweeter via Mobile Web
Sent home with pay! Awesome.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 1, 2010 12:07:02 GMT -5
Hello all you "sane" people out there....My name is Mulligan.... There are some that call me mad, simply because I do odd things.....like lighting things on fire to watch them burn or licking electrical outlets for a jolt.....*TWITCH* You may call me mad too.....but my madness is my gift, a gift I plan on sharing with all of the WWCF, starting wherever it takes me....hopefully with the biggest Sumbitch in this place. Yes......take out the biggest baddest man and then you'll be badder. Must be badder to be better, must be worst to be first. If you think your crazy....THEN YOU'VE NEVER MET ME!!!!!!![/color][/quote] Tell me....how crazy do you want to get? Has the gift of madness been given to you as well? Do you want to Dance Vokoun? I'll cha-cha on your face! I'll tango on your tonsils! I'll Mambo til the cows come home, but I get the feelin' you aren't looking to dance mt smokin amigo! I'd bet yer spoilin' for a good ole fashioned FIGHT! Well, I did want to start with the biggest ugliest meanest Sumbitch in the WWCF and 2 out of 3 ain't too bad!
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Post by Tyfo on Jul 1, 2010 12:17:17 GMT -5
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