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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Mar 12, 2010 1:49:05 GMT -5
"The Booger Queen...is yours." "THANKS!" I thought it was the "Mucus Queen"? Sorry, didn't mean to come off sounding anal about it. lol You're actually right. Damned memory of mine.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2010 2:04:37 GMT -5
This is Billy. I think he's mentally retarded or something.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Mar 12, 2010 8:01:19 GMT -5
"I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school."
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If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice
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Post by legendkiller1985 on Mar 12, 2010 22:24:20 GMT -5
If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Mar 12, 2010 23:17:02 GMT -5
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 12, 2010 23:47:11 GMT -5
If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits. Oh my GOD I'll go to school!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2010 23:56:25 GMT -5
*Finishes reading Valentine Card. Looks at my Principle sub. He is all smiley. Reads the last part of it.*
"P.S. I'M HORNY!!!!"
*He has a blushing smile with a finger around his lip.*
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Post by Johnny Nitro on Mar 12, 2010 23:57:52 GMT -5
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2010 23:59:53 GMT -5
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole. Here Penguin, penguin, penguin.
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Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Mar 13, 2010 0:00:12 GMT -5
What are Horse Shoes? What do Horse Shoes Do? Are They're Horse Socks? Is Anybody listening to me?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 13, 2010 0:21:48 GMT -5
How's that weasel laugh of his go Carl?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2010 0:24:52 GMT -5
My favorite scene from the movie:
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Post by Johnny Nitro on Mar 13, 2010 0:31:07 GMT -5
"We are so lucky to have Principal Anderson as a substitute today... Now we have the privelage of staring at that tub of lard all day long... If I were him, I'd walk my fat ass right into oncoming traffic."
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Mar 13, 2010 0:43:16 GMT -5
Dear Billy,
I want you!
Love, Principal Anderson.
P.S. I'm Horny.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2010 1:13:39 GMT -5
*writes Eric drinks his own pee on the blackboard"
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Mar 13, 2010 1:47:46 GMT -5
Are you in loser denial?
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Ducky Momo
Samurai Cop
Sheer Momacity!
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Post by Ducky Momo on Mar 13, 2010 2:25:09 GMT -5
How on Earth did I miss this thread? No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what, and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2010 2:31:47 GMT -5
Brian Madison: You were brought up with every advantage, I bought you everything. Toys, cars, vacations, clothes... Billy Madison: Actually I, uh, stole this shirt from Frank. [Lifts his shirt to show "FRANK" written on the inside] Brian Madison: Yea, well whatever, it's all my fault. I made a mistake. [Looks up to see Billy lifting his shirt] Brian Madison: What? Are you some damned moron?
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Ducky Momo
Samurai Cop
Sheer Momacity!
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Post by Ducky Momo on Mar 13, 2010 2:37:35 GMT -5
I dare you to touch her boobs!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2010 2:44:14 GMT -5
Brian: Oh Billy, Billy boy, when are you going to find whatever it is you're lookin' for? Billy: Here's a nice piece of shit!
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