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Square and The Hangman V. The Southwest Connection
Neric: Well, folks, up next is the Southwest Connection taking on The Hangman and Square! Let’s find out what type of match these two teams will be competing in!
Neric spins the wheel and it lands on…
Neric: A falls count anywhere but in the ring Singapore Cane match!
Hoss - Well this should be most interesting. Singapore canes will be scattered all around the ringside area, and those canes may be used as weapons by the combatants!
King - And the best part is falls count anywhere!
Hoss - Except for in the ring, Jess. Who knows where this match could end up!
Micheal Muffer: Coming to the ring first, at a combined weight of 510 pounds representing the Human Hate Machine Square and The Hangman!
*I Don't Care*
Square and Hangman walk down the ramp, Square carrying a briefcase with "HHM" written upon the side. Square slides into the ring, whilst Hangman walks to the side of the ring, grabbing a cane.
Muffer: And there opponents, at a combined weight of 480 pounds Little Naitch and Tyfo, The SouthWest Connection!
*New Blackjack's Theme*
The SouthWest Connection appear on stage for a thunerdous appluse, both men run down to the ring with Tyfo diving into the ring and Naitch running around ringside
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And this match is on! Tyfo is squaring up against the smaller Square, who had some controversal things to say about him during the buildup to this match.
Jesse King: The weak link of the SWC chain can't go up against the bigger and stronger Hangman, so leaves Naitch to deal with him it seems
Hoss: Or that Tyfo wants to shut Square up and get that $25,000.
On the outside of the ring Naitch and Hangman are swinging wildly with Signapore canes dualing like Medevil knights, where as Tyfo has a strong headlock on Square in the centre of the ring. Tyfo hip tosses Square and floors him with a closeline as he gets up, Tyfo goes for it again but Square ducks and takes Tyfo down with a back suplex.
Naitch feigns for a cane shot to the head, only to smash him in the side and then into the unproteced head of the Jamacian. Naitch goes for the cover
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Kick out
Hoss: Naitch got the big man off his feet, and went straight for the win whilst his partner was busy in the ring. Remember you can not pin your opponent in the ring.
As Naitch locks in a half boston crab to Hangman, Tyfo reverses a belly to belly suplex by Square with a vicious kick downstairs. Tyfo throws the now infertile Square over the ropes and starts to clap. Tyfo starts his run up as Square gets to his feet, not noticing the cane in Square's hand. As Tyfo dives through the ropes, Square cracks him in the centre of the skull with a bloody impact. Naitch, on the other side of the ring, sees this and turns his back on the Hate Machine big man and gets a double axe handle to the back for punishment. Hangman knocks over a trashcan of canes, and picks up Naitch for a eletric chair drop but despite Naitch trying to tear his eye out Hangman connects with the electric chair drop into the can.
King: That has got to hurt! Naitch has been dropped back first from over six and a half foot into a metalic and wooden mess.
Hangman covers
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Naitch somehow gets a shoulder up
Hoss: How did Naitch kick out of that? I was almost certain that the Human Hate Machine had the win
Square and Hangman stand over the fallen Naitch, both with wicked intentions in mind. Square starts to place Singapore canes onto Naitch, whilst Hangman climbs onto the top rope calling for the Guillotine. Square boots Naitch in the face as Hangman gathers his balance.
King: It's taking a little longer than normal for Hangman to get his balance, he wants to make sure that he gets full contact with this
Hoss: Square's just let go of the pile of canes Hangman is ready to fly. GuilloNO! Tyfo just saved his tag team partner. The bloodied Tyfo throwing wild punches.
Square runs around to stop Tyfo, but the Dallas native meets him with a double axe handle and starts choking him with a cane. The blood pouring down his head, Tyfo grabs hold of Square's legs and locks in the texas cloverleaf
Hoss: It's the cloverleaf! Will Square tap?
King: Square looks in absolute agony, it's only a matter of when
Square's hand goes up to tap, but thanks to a big boot by Hangman the Human Hate Machines are still in the match.
King: Square has had serious leg injuries before, that has had to have taken it's toll.
Hangman covers
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Naitch breaks up the pin and keeps the momentum by rolling Hangman up
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Kickout
Hoss: Hangman almost won and lost the match in 5 seconds then. Naitch and Hangman are trading blows, Square is using our table to help stand up and Tyfo is out it seems. Hangman with the irish whip,SUPERKICK! SQUARE JUST SUPERKICKED THE TASTE OUT OF NAITCH'S MOUTH!
Square falls down beside Naitch, clutching his knee, whilst Hangman dives over to cover Naitch
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Muffer: Here are your winners, Square and the Hangman THE HUMAN HATE MACHINE!
Hoss: Hangman has just pinned a former world champion, and won $25,000 in the process
King: Not only that but The Hangman has proved that he can hang with the big stars of WWCF, and showed why Amigo has called him the future of WWCF.
Hangman stands tall inbetween the two fallen SouthWest Connection members, soaking in the boos of the crowd.
Boiler Room Mercy Street Match: WWCF Inter-Forum Championship: The Boiler Room Brawler V. Jazzman V. The Man in Black
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, that was quite a match we just saw, but Wheel of Misfortune continues as we finally arrive at the Inter-Forum Championship match.
Jesse King: Can you believe that this story of treachery all began at A Very Special Wrestle Crap Christmas last year?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Hard to believe yes, but so are many of the things that happen in the WWCF.
*Craptron Video Package*
*Rigorous Vengeance - Municipal Waste*
A Very Special Wrestlecrap Christmas - BRB slams M.O.P. to the mat with the Boiling Point and stands victorious when the lights go out. The come back on and BRB turns around to see the Man in Black, who lays out BRB with his own pipe wrench.
Monday Niteraw - BRB, DR Jackson, M.O.P., and Aaron Enigma stand in the ring as The Man in Black speaks from the Craptron.
*Bring Tha Noize - Public Enemy feat. Anthrax*
Monday Niteraw - BRB and DR Jackson exchange words.
Monday Niteraw - Jackson crushes Jesse King's back with the High Attitude.
Saved By the Bell - BRB leaps off the ring apron onto DR Jackson who is covered by a chair. He goes for the pin to win the Inter-Forum Championship.
*When A Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash*
Monday Niteraw - The Man in Black swings BRB's pipe wrench into BRB's gut.
WrestleCrapocalypse - The Man in Black and The Hangman leap off the top rope and land guillotine leg drops onto Boiler Room Brawler and the Smokin' Vokoun.
Monday Niteraw - Square unmasks himself and BRB becomes livid.
Championship Heatz!!1! - The Man in Black clobbers Square. BRB tosses Square out of the ring and puts his hands on his hips as Square is counted out.
*Hurricane Season - Trombone Shorty*
Monday Niteraw - Jazzman defeats TTS for the Number One Contendership.
Sunday Night Heatz!!1! - Jazzman appears on The Boiler Room with BRB and challenges the Man in Black.
Monday Niteraw - The Man in Black appears in the ring in a puff of smoke. He piledrives Jazzman. He top rope guillotine leg drops Jazzman. He pins Jazzman.
wwcf.com - Jazzman requests that the Man in Black be in the IF Championship match. Seth Drakin seeks BRB's approval and gets it.
Wheel of Misfortune - BRB spins the Wheel of Misfortune with his pipe wrench and it comes up Boiler Room Brawl Mercy Street match.
*End Craptron Video Package*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That was a hell of a video package. A sweeping saga covering nearly seven months of action, suspense, and even some drama.
Jesse King: But it all comes to this, Gorilla. Tonight, all three men show what they are truly made of in this... Boiler Room Brawl Mercy Street match?
BRB, Jazzman, and Referee John Creed stand in the Parts Unknown Arena boiler room. Creed speaks with BRB and Jazzman but the Man in Black is nowhere to be seen.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Looks like the Man in Black is going to make another fashionable entrance.
The lights in the boiler room flicker and then go out.
Jesse King: That better be him, cuz if all the lights go out the match will have to be postponed.
The lights come back on, and the Man in Black stands across the way from BRB and Jazzman, forming a triangle. Referee John Creed has to stop BRB from attacking and BRB respects his orders. Jazzman looks both ways.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The winner of this match is gonna look like a million, hard-earned bucks.
Creed turns around in a circle to keep track of all three men as he explains the rules to them.
Jesse King: Remember, folks at home. This match takes place in a locked boiler room here everything is a legal weapon.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But to win, a contestant must pull the lever on an unluckily strapped in opponent in that there electric chair. This match is merely exacerbated by the presence of three men rather than two.
Creed finishes explaining the rules to BRB, Jazzman, and MiB. He looks up the stairs and sees the door shut and lock.
Jesse King: This brawl should settle it all, Gorilla. Each man has something to gain and something to lose.
Creed signals the match to start and he quickly runs out of the way as BRB runs for the Man in Black, who runs to the stairs and climbs up them. Jazzman takes this cue and runs to a set of stairs on the opposite wall to the Man in Black.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This will be like a game of chess. Jazzman and the Man in Black have taken opposite sides along the boiler room walls.
Jesse King: It's BRB's choice here, but I think that it's an easy one.
BRB runs for the Man in Black, who leaps over the guardrail, keeps a hold of it, and then drops down the floor. Jazzman runs down the stairs for the Man in Black, who runs up to the Man in Black and throws a kick at him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman is one of the best students of the game, Jesse.
MiB Irish whips Jazzman into BRB as he comes back down the stairs, BRB slams himself into Jazzman, who stumbles back a few steps and uses a pipe to keep his footing.
Jesse King: Hey, look, Gorilla!
Creed is sitting in a foldup chair as the match progresses. MiB ducks under one of BRB's chops and throws a punch to the ribs. Jazzman stands back and waits for an opening.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: John Creed is probably the toughest referee in the business after "Spud" Verne Johnson, but he knows when to stay out of the action.
BRB locks his arms around MiB and goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Jazzman jumps on MiB's back and keeps him grounded. BRB is surprised by this, giving MiB enough time to deliver a headbutt to BRB's face and then escape the hold.
Jesse King: Jazzman is getting interesting, TH.
Jazzman hoists the Man in Black from behind and reverse body slams him to the concrete floor.
Jesse King: He probably trained more for MiB than BRB.
BRB front kicks the vulnerable Jazzman and knocks him over. He stands over MiB and goes for an elbow drop but MiB rolls out of the way and BRB drives his elbow into the concrete floor.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That has to hurt, Jesse.
Jesse King: It had to hurt even more when the Man in Black was reverse body slammed facefirst into the concrete floor by Jazzman.
All three men return to their feet and gauge each other.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Apparently not enough. They look like they're just getting started.
BRB throws a chop at MiB, who ducks it just as Jazzman throws a Yakuza kick aimed for his head. Jazzman ends up kicking BRB in the hand as a result, and BRB quickly retracts his hand, wincing. The MiB twists around while still ducking and hooks his arm underneath Jazzman, lifting him up and hoisting him onto his shoulders.
Jesse King: Excellent timing by the Man in Black.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Quick thinker too.
MiB starts spinning around with Jazzman still on his shoulders until he collides one of Jazzman's feet into BRB's head. BRB backs up, still recovering from the kick to the hand.
Jesse King: More airplane spinning for Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: As well as being used as a weapon.
MiB keeps spinning as he heads for a nearby table.
Jesse King: Uh-oh, this isn't going to be good for Jazzman.
MiB stops suddenly and winds up for a new maneuver but Jazzman locks in both of MiB's arms and pulls him backwards, crashing him through the table with a crucifix pin.
Jesse King: Holy crap, Gorilla! Did you see that?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman is a freeform catch-as-catch-can grappler. He dances to his own tune and it might win him the Inter-Forum Championship if he plays well enough tonight.
BRB returns to the fray, standing above both Jazzman and MiB. He pats both of his elbows, and then drops down for a double elbow drop.
Jesse King: And BRB capitalizes.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Looks like that table crushing crucifix pin hurt Jazzman some too.
BRB gets up and looks between the two men.
Jesse King: Who's going into the chair?
BRB grabs MiB and drags him towards the chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's finally payback time for BRB.
Jazzman stirs as BRB props MiB into the chair but then he's met with a punch across the face.
Jesse King: Not over yet.
MiB hooks BRB from underneath into another fireman's carry, but with some slight strain.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Look at the strength of the Man in Black.
MiB starts spinning around and backs BRB into a wall. Jazzman approaches MiB, but waits for him to finish.
Jesse King: Jazzman wants a second shot at the Man in Black, but he's a man of honor. Big mistake if you ask me.
MiB, BRB still on his shoulders, rolls forward, slamming BRB onto his back, and he himself landing on his back.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What a hell of a slam by the Man in Black to Boiler Room Brawler!
Jesse King: And that's hard concrete flooring there, TH!
Jazzman offers his hand to MiB, which is accepted. MiB stands up and immediately spins around for a lariat but Jazzman catches him when his back is facing him and hooks MiB's arms, and then pulls forward, slamming his head into the electric chair with a loud THUD!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman being creative tonight with mere pins.
BRB stirs as Jazzman stands back up, MiB's arms still hooked, and stands the MiB up, supporting him with his own body. He unhooks MiB's arms, grabs MiB's head, and drops down for a neckbreaker.
Jesse King: The Man in Black is taking a beating tonight from Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No doubt about it. Jazzman is dominating this match right now.
BRB starts getting up. Jazzman takes notice and gets back up himself. He faces BRB and throws a kick to BRB's face. BRB takes it and charges forward, shoulder blocking Jazzman into the electric chair.
Jesse King: BRB is a friggin' juggernaut, Gorilla.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's one tough son of a bitch, that's for sure, King.
Jazzman falls forward but BRB catches him and Irish whips him into a pipe.
Jesse King: Oh!
BRB grapples Jazzman from behind with a full nelson and lifts him into the air.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A flying full nelson from Boiler Room Brawler to Jazzman.
Jesse King: A pretty basic hold, but BRB's size makes it really potent.
BRB carries Jazzman up the stairs while the MiB recovers.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB is taking Jazzman to the other side of the boiler room, where he cannot affect the match.
Jesse King: Right you are. BRB wants to defeat the Man in Black by himself.
Jazzman struggles in BRB's grip, so BRB turns and slams Jazzman belly-first into a guard rail.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Everything in that boiler room is a legal weapon.
Jesse King: If you think about it, that entire boiler room is a weapon!
BRB lifts Jazzman up again, slidesh is arms into a rear waistlock, and belly-to-back suplexes Jazzman into the metal grated floor with a loud CLANG!
Jesse King: I think that Jazzman is out of the match, Gorilla.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, he is the Boiler Room Brawler after all. I'd almost feel pity for the Man in Black if he wasn't such a despicable son of a bitch.
BRB returns to the floor to find the MiB waiting for him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Man in Black is back up, but is he ready for Boiler Room Brawler?
They run at each other. MiB leaps into the air and takes BRB down with a leg lariat.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's strong, he's fast, he's smart, and he's dangerously athletic for his size, King.
MiB is up first and starts stomping on BRB but BRB eventually catches a foot to which MiB jumps with his free foot and knee drops BRB straight into the belly.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's a real brawl tonight for the Inter-Forum Championship.
MiB pounds his fist into BRB's belly until BRB lets go, to which he steps away as BRB gets onto one knee and recovers.
Jesse King: They're taking it to each other but poor Jazzman is nowhere to be seen.
MiB returns to BRB, who stands up to meet him. MiB pulls back and punches BRB. BRB winds up and throws a chop at MiB.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: One of BRB's big knife edge chops; like a meat cleaver to the chest.
MiB waistlocks BRB and headbutts him in the face. BRB responds by locking his arms around MiB's upper torso. Both men struggle to get the upper hand on the other.
Jesse King: I think that BRB's going to win this one.
MiB headbutts BRB again, to which BRB lifts him up and drops him groinfirst onto his knee.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A Manhattan Drop from BRB!
MiB falls backwards into the electric chair. BRB runs at him and drives a front kick to the chest, making him collapse into the chair.
Jesse King: BRB's got this one in the bag, TH!
BRB secures MiB and heads for the switch, only to find his pipe wrench has been tightly fastened onto the lever so that it cannot be lowered.
Jesse King: What?
Jazzman jumps over the railing, missile dropkicking BRB in the head and knocking him over.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's Jazzman! Jazzman is back in the match!
Jazzman starts unfastening the pipe wrench from the lever when the Man in Black starts getting out of the electric chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Smart move by Jazzman there. He used the pipe wrench so that the lever could not be lowered.
Jesse King: Too bad the Man in Black is getting back out of the chair!
MiB runs up to Jazzman, who spins around and throws a kick to MiB's chest, making him stumble back but not fall over. MiB looks to his side to see BRB on the ground, to which he looks at Jazzman, who looks between MiB and BRB, and he nods.
Jesse King: Looks like they're taking the big man out of this match, Gorilla.
MiB begins standing BRB back up, to which Jazzman helps out. Both men to his side, BRB suddenly headlocks both men and runs forward, bulldogging them to the ground.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB is still in the game too!
BRB takes a rest while MiB and Jazzman are out.
Jesse King: I've seen few matches fought so hard for the Inter-Forum Championship, Gorilla. At this point, I say let the best man win.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The best man appears to be Boiler Room Brawler at this point.
BRB gets up and recovers on his feet while MiB and Jazzman stir.
Jesse King: But as the saying goes, TH, "It ain't over 'til it's over."
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Right you are, King. Especially in the WWCF.
BRB walks over to the lever and starts unfastening the pipe wrench some more. MiB and Jazzman continue stirring, both starting to recover from the double bulldog.
Jesse King: Think of all of the people that have been laid out with that pipe, Gorilla. I know I once was by Damn Right Jackson and he knew how to swing that sucker hard.
The pipe wrench is almost loose as MiB and Jazzman start to get up. BRB looks behind himself and tries to hurry.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman played a pretty good gambit by tightly fastening that pipe wrench around the lever.
MiB and Jazzman are back on their feet when BRB manages to remove the pipe wrench.
Jesse King: The deadliest weapon in that entire room is in the champ's hands now.
BRB makes wide horizontal sweep with the pipe wrench which MiB and Jazzman narrowly dodge and then run for BRB.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A near miss from BRB.
BRB swings the pipe wrench upwards with the current momentum to which Jazzman throws a kick at BRB's arm. MiB responds by running behind BRB and grabbing onto the pipe wrench.
Jesse King: That pipe wrench could be the end of either man; it is priority numero uno, Gorilla.
BRB lets go of the pipe wrench and turns around to be met with a pipe wrench jab to the gut, making him bend over. MiB raises his pipe wrench to BRB's face and bashes him upwards. BRB dazily stumbles away, turning around towards Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This double team may work yet.
BRB stumbles towards Jazzman, who turns around and ducks down. MiB drops the pipe wrench and goes behind BRB, lifting him up as Jazzman locks his arm around BRB's head and pulls him overhead.
Jesse King: Oh no!
MiB keeps lifting and Jazzman completes his snap mare and drives BRB's head to the floor with a driver.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB took the A Train! The champ is down! The champ is down!
BRB is not even stirring. Jazzman and MiB pick up BRB and move him into the electric chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That's three hundred and fifty pounds of dead weight there, but luckily Jazzman is strong and the Man in Black is a big guy.
BRB is put into the electric chair and is strapped in. MiB spins around and lariats Jazzman to the floor.
Jesse King: I knew it! I knew that MiB would get Jazzman after that team-up!
MiB runs for the switch as Jazzman starts getting back up, rubbing his jaw.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No! It can't happen! No!
The Man in Black pulls the lever and BRB is electrocuted, spittle foaming from his mouth. Referee John Creed gets up from his chair and calls the match.
Jesse King: Unbelievable!
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner and NEW World WrestleCrap Federation Inter-Forum Champion: The Man... In... Black!
Jazzman sneers at the Man in Black as Referee John Creed hands the Man in Black the Inter-Forum Championship belt.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This is a miscarriage of justice, King! This is not what was supposed to happen! The Man in Black won! The Man in Black is the Inter-Forum Champion!
Jesse King: I said, "May the best man, win," Gorilla, and the best man won: the Man in Black.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: We don't even know who he is yet, and he's champion!
Jesse King: And Boiler Room Brawler and Jazzman have only themselves to blame.
The Man in Black walks up the stairs, the Inter-Forum Championship belt secured around his waist.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He gets to walk out of that boiler room with that belt, King. It's just wrong.
Suddenly from the lights go out in the boiler room and from the speakers:
Jesse King: Making his fashionable exit...
You spent all of last week guessing.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What?
Even tonight, you're still in the dark.
A legend returns... NOW!
The lights come back on and the boiler room door opens to reveal...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Whitey Fats! Whitey Fats has returned!
The Man in Black stands confused as Whitey holds a trashcan lid and slams it into his skull, making him stumble back.
Jesse King: Whitey got the drop on the Man in Black!
Whitey capitalizes on the stumbling Man in Black by grappling him and slamming him to the metal grated floor with the Burning Hammer.
Jesse King: And Whitey even tosses in his Burning Hammer!
Jazzman and Referee John Creed stand at the foot of the stairs as Whitey stands over the Man in Black and points down at them and then leaves.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Incredible, King! Whitey Fats has made a triumphant return by laying out the already weakened Man in Black!
Jesse King: I can barely believe half of what I just saw with this match. Definitely one for the record books, TH. And yet we still have two more matches as the Wheel of Misfortune continues.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Right you are, King. Unbelievable Inter-Forum Championship match but I'll bet that this is far from over. That said, let's move on to our next match.
Colt V. “Damn Right“ Jackson
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This upcoming match is one I simply cannot wait for Jesse.
Jesse King: Me neither, one of the nastiest, hated and simply most downright evil superstars in this industry finally gets what's coming to him as DR Jackson takes on the White Knight, Colt.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Both men have proven they'd do almost anything to prove to eachother who is the better man, and it finally all comes to a head tonight!
Two Months Ago...
DR Jackson has Little Naitch set up for the Spear... suddenly he is cut off by a returning Colt. Colt runs in and brawls with Jackson, Colt gets the upperhand and lays Jackson out with the Story on Page One. A week later Jackson gets the upperhand and lays Colt out with the High Anxiety. The following week the two argue back and forth and ends with an all out brawl.
Survivor Team Challenge Series...
Colt/Seth Drakin/LittleNaitch take on Jackson/Yellow Jacket/Evil M. Jacket eliminate Drakin, Naitch eliminates Jacket and then Colt eliminate Evil M, leaving Colt/Naitch vs Jackson. Jackson and Naitch continue their long feud, busting eachother open in the process, Jackson eventually puts Naitch away. Jackson starts off dominating Colt, but Colt fights back and defeats Jackson with the Story on Page One.
Last month...
Jackson vs Naitch vs Square, the winner advances in a Triangle Tournament. Jackson comes out on top, once again defeating Naitch. Colt vs Viva Los Bio Dome vs Jonathon Michaels is next, Colt has it under control, however Jackson runs in and lays Colt out, costing him the match. The following week Jackson takes on Viva and Amigo in the finals. Viva is taken out early and Jackson has a commanding advantage over Amigo, Amigo gets locked in the Altitude Adjustment, however Colt runs in and clubs Jackson with a Baseball bat, giving Amigo the win.
Last week...
The show opens with DR Jackson attacking Colt in the lockerroom, busting him up the hard way and finishing him off with a baseball bat. Jackson and Amigo take on Jay Caroll in what is now a handicap match, they dominate until Colt runs in for the save, however Jackson cheapshots Colt and lays him out with a Spear. After the match, security run and and stop Jackson from doing anymore damage.
As you can see, these guys want to simply hurt the other man... Now lets see what match type it's going to be...
The wheel spinds and lands on a Bed of Nails...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: You want to hurt your opponent? A Bed of Nails is the best way to go!
Michael Muffer: The following contest is the Bed of Nails Match and it is scheduled for One Fall. The four corners of the ring will have a "Bed" of Nails propped up against the Turbuckle. There is no Disqualification and No Count Out, the only way to win the match is be first throwing your opponent through a bed of nails, and then by Pinfall or Submission after that.
Jesse King: You mean these guys actually have to be put through one of those things!?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Disney, enjoy!
"Too Black... Too Strong... DAMN RIGHT!"
I Made It - Kevin Rudolf
The crowd erupt in boos as "Damn Right" Jackson steps out of the curtain in his trademarked white suit. He has a very confident look on his face as he walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans. He rolls into the ring and stares at the Tables coated in nails. He continues to look confident.
Introducing first, from West Philadelphia, born and raised. Weighing in tonight at 300 pounds... The Black Dynasty "Damn Right" Jackson!
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
Smoke 'Em if you Got 'Em - Parkway Drive
The boos quickly turn to cheers as Colt steps out behind the curtain in his mask, hat and trenchcoat combo, he has minor bruising on his ribs but he doesn't let that bother him. He stands on the top of the ramp with his finger pointed to the sky as the fans cheer him on. He then sprints down to the ring and gets right in Jackson's face.
And the opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia. Weighing in tonight at 246 pounds, The Story on Page One... Colt!
The referee seperates the two men and Colt quickly takes off his hat and coat, as Jackson goes to take off his jacket. The ref calls for the bell, but Jackson quickly throws his jacket right in Colt's face, blinding him. Jackson then quickly lays Colt out with a huge Spear in the opening seconds.
God! What won't that man do to get an advantage!
The right thing? However in the end, he's done nothing wrong, it's No DQ, he's smart!
Jackson quickly picks Colt up (still with the Jacket over his face) and goes to whip him into the Bed of Nails, but Colt quickly reverses the whip and pulls Jackson in and manages to hit a Russian Leg Sweep, despite being blinded. Colt then uses the time to take the Jacket off, he takes a look at it and puts it in, to the crowds delight.
Now that's just teasing!
I'd argue that it looks much better on him!
Yeah you would!
Jackson sees this and jumps right to his feet and gets in Colt's face, screaming "Who do you think you are?", Colt simply responds with a slap. Jackson is fuming, he goes for a punch, but Colt blocks it and responds with another slap. Jackson responds to that with a Big Boot. He then picks Colt up and drops him down with a Scoop Slam, followed by an elbow drop. He goes to pick Colt up again, but Colt counters by poking Jackson in the eye. Jackson stumbles back and Colt runs at Jackson with a diving Clothesline, taking both Jackson and himself to the outside.
Colt willing to put it all on the line to put an end to Jackson's yammering!
The two men land hard on the floor, but both manage to get up at the same time. They spring towards eachother throwing lefts and rights. The start brawling up the ramp, until Colt double legs Jackson half way up the ramp. Colt mounts Jackson and starts hammering away, but Jackson manages to roll over, throwing Colt off. Jackson gets to his feet and takes Colt down with a hard Lariat. Jackson then hits Colt with a body slam on the hard ground. Jackson then picks Colt up and holds him up high with a Gorilla Press...
Oh my, this does not look good for Colt here!
That man is a ruthless bully! A monster!
Jackson goes to drop Colt backwards, but Colt counters it into a huge Reverse DDT!
My god! That could cause a severe concussion!
Colt then stands over the fallen Jackson and takes off his White Jacket, Jackson slowly starts to stir, and the moment he sits up. Colt begins to strangle Jackson with the jacket!
What the? Disney are not going to like this at all!
After all that Colt has had to suffer at the hands of Jackson, I'm sure Me, Colt and the whole WWCF Galaxy can agree, Disney can shove it!
Jackson is flailing in agony and he struggles to break free. Colt continues to wrench back, even applying a leg grapevine, making escape futile.
Jackson is about to fade away! Colt might already have this one won!
*garbled*
What was that? What did you say?
*garbled*
What on earth is going on with your headset?
Jackson continues to flail, however after a breif struggle, he falls limp. Unconscious. Colt then lets go, and rips the Jacket in half, to the crowds delight. Colt then begins to drag Jackson into the ring. Colt rolls Jackson into the ring and gets in there himself.
Colt then takes a look at one of the bed of nails.
He's going to do it!
*garbled*
Colt then picks up the much heavier, dead weighted Jackson, he attempts to whip him to the corner, but Jackson just falls right back down. So Colt drags him towards the bed. He once again gingerly picks Jackson up. He goes to push him into the bed, but Jackson quickly fires back with a huge lariat!
Jackson's alive!
*garbled*
Jackson then quickly picks Colt up and lifts him high with a Gorilla Press, and drops him down onto Jackson knee, hitting a huge backbreaker onto Colt's bruised ribs. Jackson also falls down...
And Jackson's second wind has been blown out...
*garbled...* -structed to issue an apology for what I had said early. I... Jesse King, Colt and the WWCF Galaxy do NOT indeed believe that Disney should "Shove it", infact we fully support their wishes and also strongly believe that after the airing of this Pay Per View Event, you should all go out and see Toy Story 3! I know we all will!
Well that explains that then.
Colt and Jackson struggle to their feet, Colt grasping at his ribs and Jackson grabbing at his throat trying to regain composure. Colt gets to his feet first and runs at Jackson, but Jackson counters with a Back Body Drop. Jackson then follows up with another Elbow Drop. Jackson then sets Colt up for a Powerbomb, he picks Colt up, but Colt counters into a Jawbreaker. Colt then runs to the ropes and follows up with a Million Dollar Knee Lift, Colt then runs to the opposite ropes and attempts his Neckbreaker, however Jackson has it telegraphed and coutners that with a one armed Uranage!
Jackson quickly puts a stop to Colt's famous finishing combo!
You can tell these two men have studied eachothers moveset vigorously!
Jackson picks Colt up and sets him up for a Oklahoma Slam, he changes his direction so he's facing one of the Bed of Nails. He runs towards it with the intention of Slamming Colt through it, but Colt quickly wriggles out at the last second and dropkicks Jackson right through the Bed of Nails!
Oh my god! What a counter!
Finally! Justice has been served!
Jackson has lost it yet, however this puts him at a great disadvantage!
Jackson is rolling around, screaming in agony, his back is covered in scratches and scars and they start to bleed. Colt stands over him, smiling sadistically. He drags Jackson into the middle of the ring and taunts for him to get up. Jackson struggles to get to his knees, and Colt quickly run in and clocks him with a Shining Wizard.
And there's Colt with the .45 Caliber!
Colt stands triumphantly over Jackson, he holds his finger high in the sky as the crowd cheer him on. He falls to his knees and covers Jackson, the referee goes for the pin.
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Jackson kicks out! The Colt and the crowd are shocked!
WHAT?
Colt quickly climbs up to the turnbuckle with the broken bed and taunts for Jackson to get up. Jackson struggles to his feet and Colt dives off with a flying forearm.
And there's Colt signature Quick Draw!
This has to be it!
Colt goes for the pin...
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2..
Jackson again kicks out! Colt quickly makes no delay and and puts Jackson in a front facelock. Colt hoists Jackson up to attempt a Story on Page One, but Jackson wriggles out and quickly reverses it into a High Anxiety! Jackson immediately makes the cover...
Jackson is still in this!
The ref doesn't make the pin.
Ha!
Jackson gets in the refs face and asks why he didn't make the pin... "Are you a racist!?", the referee simply explains that he cannot go for a pin until Colt goes through a bed of nails. Frustrated, Jackson picks Colt up and simply attempts to whip him through one, but Colt quickly rolls out of the ring. Colt ducks down to the apron skirt. Jackson walks over to the apron, but Colt pops up and hits Jackson in the jaw with the Baseball Bat. Jackson collapses backwards. Colt rolls into the ring and applies a Dragon Sleeper!
And here's a move Colt calls the Single Action Army!
Jackson is knocked out! Colt has this!
The referee quickly goes to check on Jackson, he raises his hand once... it drops.
He raises it a second time... it drops.
He raises it a third time... it dro- NO! Jackson keeps it up, Colt quickly transitions the move into a Dragon Clutch...
And there is his Finisher we've been longing to see since his return... The Final Thought!
Colt wrenches back hard on the move and the referee asks Jackson if he gives up... Instead of replying, Jackson fights to his feet, however Colt keeps the move locked in. Jackson then stumbles backwards, deliberately sending himself and Colt crashing through another Bed of Nails!
Oh the humanity!
It still counts! Jackson allow to pin Colt or make him submit.
Jackson fights to his feet but quickly stumbles back to one knee. The crowd are showering him with dueling "Asshole!" and "He's Hardcore!" chants. He slowly turns his attention to a Colt writhing in agony. He slowly approaches his prey, like a killer. And slowly picks him up. Jackson then sets Colt up for a Powerbomb, he points to the Sky, mocking Colt. He hoists him up, turns him around and lays Colt out with a huge Powerbomb in the centre of the ring. Jackson then makes the cover.
1...
2...
Colt gets the shoulder up! The crowd explode and Jackson is bewildered!
He's alive!
How did Colt have the where-with-it-all to kick out?
Jackson wastes no time and attempts to set Colt up in the Altitude Adjustment, but Colt counters it into a reverse snapmare. Both men are down... Jackson rolls to the outside.
How both men are able to move, let alone continue to fight is beyond me.
It's a testament to their passion, it's this same resolve that allowed Colt to capture the hearts of us all and ultimately become THE guy of this company.
And whether you like him or not, it's that same resolve that's going to make "Damn Right" Jackson a legend in this industry.
Colt uses the ropes to get to his feet, the crowd begin a loud "Let's go Colt!" chant, Jackon is seen holding the Baseball Bat, and he uses it as a crutch to get to his feet, a small portion of the crowd being "Let's go Jackson!"
Colt throws his mask to the ground and tells Jackson to get in the ring. Jackson cautiously slides into the ring and gets to his feel, holding the Bat up high. Colt tells him to bring it.
Jackson takes a Swing, but Colt sidesteps it and dropkicks Jackson's cut up back. Jackson staggers forward, still with the Baseball Bat in his hand. Colt attempts a Russian Leg Sweep, but Jackson catches Colt and drives the bat into his gut. Colt bends over in pain, and Jackson hits Colt across the back with the bat, snapping the bat in half. Colt simply drops to the mat. Jackson goes for a pin.
1...
2...
Colt somehow manages to get his shoulder out!
Unbelievable, even after having a Baseball Bat smash across his back, he's willing to fight on!
Jackson frustratedly goes to the other side of the ring and measures Colt up for a Spear. He makes the run, but Colt counters with a Drop Toe Hold, making Jackson crash through another Bed of Nails!
HOLY SH**
Jackson rolls around with his face covered in blood. Simply screaming in agony. Colt goes for the pin right away.
This has to be it.
Why would you want to go on!
1...
2...
Jackson still kicks out! Colt cannot believe it.
How much more can these guys have?
Colt desperately picks Jackson up and kicks him in the midsection, he then applies a front face lock and quickly picks Jackson up, without delay he transitions the Suplex into a Stunner.
And there it is! The Story on Page One! Good night Black Dynasty!
Colt makes the cover.
1...
2...
Jackson STILL gets a shoulder up! Shockingly, "Let's Go Jackson!" chants begin to get louder and louder.
I... I can't believe it. All I can say is, win or lose... Tonight, Jackson made it!
Colt then, with no other option rolls out of the ring and goes to grab something out of the apron. He pulls out a ladder! The crowd go nuts!
No way, what else could these guys have instore for eachother?
I'm afraid to find out.
Colt sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring, and he begins to climb it. He turns his back to Jackson and the crowd begin to chant "Story!". Colt dives off with a Moonsault onto Jackson! The crowd burst into a "Holy S***" chant.
Colt rolls around, also in pain.
I'm now convinced, these guys care wayyyy more about their pride than their own well being!
However Colt's own damaged midsection lead to that Moonsault doing alot more damage to him than he had expected!
Rolls to Jackson, but instead of going for a pin, he picks him up and attempts another Story on Page One. Jackson lands on his feet and hits a quick High Anxiety! Jackson makes the pin...
1...
2...
Colt also kicks out!
I cannot believe, both these guys have survived the other mans biggest moves, their finishing moves and submissions! What will this take!
Jackson, visibly upset and in agony bangs on the mat, constantly yelling "What do I have to do?". Jackson goes to pick up Colt, but Colt quickly pushes Jackson away and Colt connects with a Running Neckbreaker!
Colt then stands over Jackson and stares right at the Bed of Nails, then to the ladder, then to Jackson then back to the ladder.
I think Colt has an idea...
I wouldn't want to be Jackson position right now, this looks lethal!
Colt picks up the limp Jackson and places him up against the Ladder. Colt then climbs up to the top of the ladder and grabs Jacksons arm, and he beings to pull Jackson up the ladder. Colt then places Jackson in a front facelock and points his finger to the sky.
No, it can't be?
Story on Page One off the ladder, through the Bed of Nails?
Colt goes to lift Jackson, but Jackson quickly breaks free and slams Colt's face right onto the top of the ladder. Jackson then jumps off of the ladder, Spearing Colt off of the ladder and right onto the final Bed of Nails!
Holy Sh**!
A loud "You sick f***" chant breaks out as both Colt and Jackson lay in the Bed of Nails, writhing in pain. Jackson rolls his arm over Colt...
1...
2...
3!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match, by pinfall... "Damn Right" Jackson!
I Made It - Kevin Rudolf
Half the fans explode in ovation, and the other half in boos, as EMTs and Referees run down and assist the two men.
King, I am speechless, completely speechless to what we just saw...
We just saw two of the very best give it their absolute all, and it all came down to who had that final ace up their sleeve...
The EMTs help Jackson to his feet, he struggles to stay up, but he raises his hand in triumph, the crowd begin a "That was Awesome!" chant. They carry Jackson to the back.
And what a huge victory by that young superstar, whether you don't like his methods or his beliefs or how he usually carries himself in the ring. No one can take what a phenomenal victory that was for him... No one.
The EMTs then help Colt up, the crowd pop for him big time, starting a "Thank you, Colt!" chant. Colt painfully raises his finger to the air, with a smile, before collapsing in pain. They help him to the back.
And you can't take anything away from Colt either, he fought as hard as he did when he was in his prime. Despite coming up short, he has nothing to be ashamed for that his performance, every match needs a winner and unfortunately for Colt they also need a loser. Tonight was simply Jackson's night...
Neric: Well, folks, up next is the Southwest Connection taking on The Hangman and Square! Let’s find out what type of match these two teams will be competing in!
Neric spins the wheel and it lands on…
Neric: A falls count anywhere but in the ring Singapore Cane match!
Hoss - Well this should be most interesting. Singapore canes will be scattered all around the ringside area, and those canes may be used as weapons by the combatants!
King - And the best part is falls count anywhere!
Hoss - Except for in the ring, Jess. Who knows where this match could end up!
Micheal Muffer: Coming to the ring first, at a combined weight of 510 pounds representing the Human Hate Machine Square and The Hangman!
*I Don't Care*
Square and Hangman walk down the ramp, Square carrying a briefcase with "HHM" written upon the side. Square slides into the ring, whilst Hangman walks to the side of the ring, grabbing a cane.
Muffer: And there opponents, at a combined weight of 480 pounds Little Naitch and Tyfo, The SouthWest Connection!
*New Blackjack's Theme*
The SouthWest Connection appear on stage for a thunerdous appluse, both men run down to the ring with Tyfo diving into the ring and Naitch running around ringside
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And this match is on! Tyfo is squaring up against the smaller Square, who had some controversal things to say about him during the buildup to this match.
Jesse King: The weak link of the SWC chain can't go up against the bigger and stronger Hangman, so leaves Naitch to deal with him it seems
Hoss: Or that Tyfo wants to shut Square up and get that $25,000.
On the outside of the ring Naitch and Hangman are swinging wildly with Signapore canes dualing like Medevil knights, where as Tyfo has a strong headlock on Square in the centre of the ring. Tyfo hip tosses Square and floors him with a closeline as he gets up, Tyfo goes for it again but Square ducks and takes Tyfo down with a back suplex.
Naitch feigns for a cane shot to the head, only to smash him in the side and then into the unproteced head of the Jamacian. Naitch goes for the cover
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Kick out
Hoss: Naitch got the big man off his feet, and went straight for the win whilst his partner was busy in the ring. Remember you can not pin your opponent in the ring.
As Naitch locks in a half boston crab to Hangman, Tyfo reverses a belly to belly suplex by Square with a vicious kick downstairs. Tyfo throws the now infertile Square over the ropes and starts to clap. Tyfo starts his run up as Square gets to his feet, not noticing the cane in Square's hand. As Tyfo dives through the ropes, Square cracks him in the centre of the skull with a bloody impact. Naitch, on the other side of the ring, sees this and turns his back on the Hate Machine big man and gets a double axe handle to the back for punishment. Hangman knocks over a trashcan of canes, and picks up Naitch for a eletric chair drop but despite Naitch trying to tear his eye out Hangman connects with the electric chair drop into the can.
King: That has got to hurt! Naitch has been dropped back first from over six and a half foot into a metalic and wooden mess.
Hangman covers
1
2
Naitch somehow gets a shoulder up
Hoss: How did Naitch kick out of that? I was almost certain that the Human Hate Machine had the win
Square and Hangman stand over the fallen Naitch, both with wicked intentions in mind. Square starts to place Singapore canes onto Naitch, whilst Hangman climbs onto the top rope calling for the Guillotine. Square boots Naitch in the face as Hangman gathers his balance.
King: It's taking a little longer than normal for Hangman to get his balance, he wants to make sure that he gets full contact with this
Hoss: Square's just let go of the pile of canes Hangman is ready to fly. GuilloNO! Tyfo just saved his tag team partner. The bloodied Tyfo throwing wild punches.
Square runs around to stop Tyfo, but the Dallas native meets him with a double axe handle and starts choking him with a cane. The blood pouring down his head, Tyfo grabs hold of Square's legs and locks in the texas cloverleaf
Hoss: It's the cloverleaf! Will Square tap?
King: Square looks in absolute agony, it's only a matter of when
Square's hand goes up to tap, but thanks to a big boot by Hangman the Human Hate Machines are still in the match.
King: Square has had serious leg injuries before, that has had to have taken it's toll.
Hangman covers
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Naitch breaks up the pin and keeps the momentum by rolling Hangman up
1
2
Kickout
Hoss: Hangman almost won and lost the match in 5 seconds then. Naitch and Hangman are trading blows, Square is using our table to help stand up and Tyfo is out it seems. Hangman with the irish whip,SUPERKICK! SQUARE JUST SUPERKICKED THE TASTE OUT OF NAITCH'S MOUTH!
Square falls down beside Naitch, clutching his knee, whilst Hangman dives over to cover Naitch
1
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3!
Muffer: Here are your winners, Square and the Hangman THE HUMAN HATE MACHINE!
Hoss: Hangman has just pinned a former world champion, and won $25,000 in the process
King: Not only that but The Hangman has proved that he can hang with the big stars of WWCF, and showed why Amigo has called him the future of WWCF.
Hangman stands tall inbetween the two fallen SouthWest Connection members, soaking in the boos of the crowd.
Boiler Room Mercy Street Match: WWCF Inter-Forum Championship: The Boiler Room Brawler V. Jazzman V. The Man in Black
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, that was quite a match we just saw, but Wheel of Misfortune continues as we finally arrive at the Inter-Forum Championship match.
Jesse King: Can you believe that this story of treachery all began at A Very Special Wrestle Crap Christmas last year?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Hard to believe yes, but so are many of the things that happen in the WWCF.
*Craptron Video Package*
*Rigorous Vengeance - Municipal Waste*
A Very Special Wrestlecrap Christmas - BRB slams M.O.P. to the mat with the Boiling Point and stands victorious when the lights go out. The come back on and BRB turns around to see the Man in Black, who lays out BRB with his own pipe wrench.
Monday Niteraw - BRB, DR Jackson, M.O.P., and Aaron Enigma stand in the ring as The Man in Black speaks from the Craptron.
*Bring Tha Noize - Public Enemy feat. Anthrax*
Monday Niteraw - BRB and DR Jackson exchange words.
Monday Niteraw - Jackson crushes Jesse King's back with the High Attitude.
Saved By the Bell - BRB leaps off the ring apron onto DR Jackson who is covered by a chair. He goes for the pin to win the Inter-Forum Championship.
*When A Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash*
Monday Niteraw - The Man in Black swings BRB's pipe wrench into BRB's gut.
WrestleCrapocalypse - The Man in Black and The Hangman leap off the top rope and land guillotine leg drops onto Boiler Room Brawler and the Smokin' Vokoun.
Monday Niteraw - Square unmasks himself and BRB becomes livid.
Championship Heatz!!1! - The Man in Black clobbers Square. BRB tosses Square out of the ring and puts his hands on his hips as Square is counted out.
*Hurricane Season - Trombone Shorty*
Monday Niteraw - Jazzman defeats TTS for the Number One Contendership.
Sunday Night Heatz!!1! - Jazzman appears on The Boiler Room with BRB and challenges the Man in Black.
Monday Niteraw - The Man in Black appears in the ring in a puff of smoke. He piledrives Jazzman. He top rope guillotine leg drops Jazzman. He pins Jazzman.
wwcf.com - Jazzman requests that the Man in Black be in the IF Championship match. Seth Drakin seeks BRB's approval and gets it.
Wheel of Misfortune - BRB spins the Wheel of Misfortune with his pipe wrench and it comes up Boiler Room Brawl Mercy Street match.
*End Craptron Video Package*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That was a hell of a video package. A sweeping saga covering nearly seven months of action, suspense, and even some drama.
Jesse King: But it all comes to this, Gorilla. Tonight, all three men show what they are truly made of in this... Boiler Room Brawl Mercy Street match?
BRB, Jazzman, and Referee John Creed stand in the Parts Unknown Arena boiler room. Creed speaks with BRB and Jazzman but the Man in Black is nowhere to be seen.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Looks like the Man in Black is going to make another fashionable entrance.
The lights in the boiler room flicker and then go out.
Jesse King: That better be him, cuz if all the lights go out the match will have to be postponed.
The lights come back on, and the Man in Black stands across the way from BRB and Jazzman, forming a triangle. Referee John Creed has to stop BRB from attacking and BRB respects his orders. Jazzman looks both ways.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The winner of this match is gonna look like a million, hard-earned bucks.
Creed turns around in a circle to keep track of all three men as he explains the rules to them.
Jesse King: Remember, folks at home. This match takes place in a locked boiler room here everything is a legal weapon.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But to win, a contestant must pull the lever on an unluckily strapped in opponent in that there electric chair. This match is merely exacerbated by the presence of three men rather than two.
Creed finishes explaining the rules to BRB, Jazzman, and MiB. He looks up the stairs and sees the door shut and lock.
Jesse King: This brawl should settle it all, Gorilla. Each man has something to gain and something to lose.
Creed signals the match to start and he quickly runs out of the way as BRB runs for the Man in Black, who runs to the stairs and climbs up them. Jazzman takes this cue and runs to a set of stairs on the opposite wall to the Man in Black.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This will be like a game of chess. Jazzman and the Man in Black have taken opposite sides along the boiler room walls.
Jesse King: It's BRB's choice here, but I think that it's an easy one.
BRB runs for the Man in Black, who leaps over the guardrail, keeps a hold of it, and then drops down the floor. Jazzman runs down the stairs for the Man in Black, who runs up to the Man in Black and throws a kick at him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman is one of the best students of the game, Jesse.
MiB Irish whips Jazzman into BRB as he comes back down the stairs, BRB slams himself into Jazzman, who stumbles back a few steps and uses a pipe to keep his footing.
Jesse King: Hey, look, Gorilla!
Creed is sitting in a foldup chair as the match progresses. MiB ducks under one of BRB's chops and throws a punch to the ribs. Jazzman stands back and waits for an opening.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: John Creed is probably the toughest referee in the business after "Spud" Verne Johnson, but he knows when to stay out of the action.
BRB locks his arms around MiB and goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Jazzman jumps on MiB's back and keeps him grounded. BRB is surprised by this, giving MiB enough time to deliver a headbutt to BRB's face and then escape the hold.
Jesse King: Jazzman is getting interesting, TH.
Jazzman hoists the Man in Black from behind and reverse body slams him to the concrete floor.
Jesse King: He probably trained more for MiB than BRB.
BRB front kicks the vulnerable Jazzman and knocks him over. He stands over MiB and goes for an elbow drop but MiB rolls out of the way and BRB drives his elbow into the concrete floor.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That has to hurt, Jesse.
Jesse King: It had to hurt even more when the Man in Black was reverse body slammed facefirst into the concrete floor by Jazzman.
All three men return to their feet and gauge each other.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Apparently not enough. They look like they're just getting started.
BRB throws a chop at MiB, who ducks it just as Jazzman throws a Yakuza kick aimed for his head. Jazzman ends up kicking BRB in the hand as a result, and BRB quickly retracts his hand, wincing. The MiB twists around while still ducking and hooks his arm underneath Jazzman, lifting him up and hoisting him onto his shoulders.
Jesse King: Excellent timing by the Man in Black.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Quick thinker too.
MiB starts spinning around with Jazzman still on his shoulders until he collides one of Jazzman's feet into BRB's head. BRB backs up, still recovering from the kick to the hand.
Jesse King: More airplane spinning for Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: As well as being used as a weapon.
MiB keeps spinning as he heads for a nearby table.
Jesse King: Uh-oh, this isn't going to be good for Jazzman.
MiB stops suddenly and winds up for a new maneuver but Jazzman locks in both of MiB's arms and pulls him backwards, crashing him through the table with a crucifix pin.
Jesse King: Holy crap, Gorilla! Did you see that?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman is a freeform catch-as-catch-can grappler. He dances to his own tune and it might win him the Inter-Forum Championship if he plays well enough tonight.
BRB returns to the fray, standing above both Jazzman and MiB. He pats both of his elbows, and then drops down for a double elbow drop.
Jesse King: And BRB capitalizes.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Looks like that table crushing crucifix pin hurt Jazzman some too.
BRB gets up and looks between the two men.
Jesse King: Who's going into the chair?
BRB grabs MiB and drags him towards the chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's finally payback time for BRB.
Jazzman stirs as BRB props MiB into the chair but then he's met with a punch across the face.
Jesse King: Not over yet.
MiB hooks BRB from underneath into another fireman's carry, but with some slight strain.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Look at the strength of the Man in Black.
MiB starts spinning around and backs BRB into a wall. Jazzman approaches MiB, but waits for him to finish.
Jesse King: Jazzman wants a second shot at the Man in Black, but he's a man of honor. Big mistake if you ask me.
MiB, BRB still on his shoulders, rolls forward, slamming BRB onto his back, and he himself landing on his back.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What a hell of a slam by the Man in Black to Boiler Room Brawler!
Jesse King: And that's hard concrete flooring there, TH!
Jazzman offers his hand to MiB, which is accepted. MiB stands up and immediately spins around for a lariat but Jazzman catches him when his back is facing him and hooks MiB's arms, and then pulls forward, slamming his head into the electric chair with a loud THUD!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman being creative tonight with mere pins.
BRB stirs as Jazzman stands back up, MiB's arms still hooked, and stands the MiB up, supporting him with his own body. He unhooks MiB's arms, grabs MiB's head, and drops down for a neckbreaker.
Jesse King: The Man in Black is taking a beating tonight from Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No doubt about it. Jazzman is dominating this match right now.
BRB starts getting up. Jazzman takes notice and gets back up himself. He faces BRB and throws a kick to BRB's face. BRB takes it and charges forward, shoulder blocking Jazzman into the electric chair.
Jesse King: BRB is a friggin' juggernaut, Gorilla.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's one tough son of a bitch, that's for sure, King.
Jazzman falls forward but BRB catches him and Irish whips him into a pipe.
Jesse King: Oh!
BRB grapples Jazzman from behind with a full nelson and lifts him into the air.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A flying full nelson from Boiler Room Brawler to Jazzman.
Jesse King: A pretty basic hold, but BRB's size makes it really potent.
BRB carries Jazzman up the stairs while the MiB recovers.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB is taking Jazzman to the other side of the boiler room, where he cannot affect the match.
Jesse King: Right you are. BRB wants to defeat the Man in Black by himself.
Jazzman struggles in BRB's grip, so BRB turns and slams Jazzman belly-first into a guard rail.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Everything in that boiler room is a legal weapon.
Jesse King: If you think about it, that entire boiler room is a weapon!
BRB lifts Jazzman up again, slidesh is arms into a rear waistlock, and belly-to-back suplexes Jazzman into the metal grated floor with a loud CLANG!
Jesse King: I think that Jazzman is out of the match, Gorilla.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, he is the Boiler Room Brawler after all. I'd almost feel pity for the Man in Black if he wasn't such a despicable son of a bitch.
BRB returns to the floor to find the MiB waiting for him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Man in Black is back up, but is he ready for Boiler Room Brawler?
They run at each other. MiB leaps into the air and takes BRB down with a leg lariat.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's strong, he's fast, he's smart, and he's dangerously athletic for his size, King.
MiB is up first and starts stomping on BRB but BRB eventually catches a foot to which MiB jumps with his free foot and knee drops BRB straight into the belly.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's a real brawl tonight for the Inter-Forum Championship.
MiB pounds his fist into BRB's belly until BRB lets go, to which he steps away as BRB gets onto one knee and recovers.
Jesse King: They're taking it to each other but poor Jazzman is nowhere to be seen.
MiB returns to BRB, who stands up to meet him. MiB pulls back and punches BRB. BRB winds up and throws a chop at MiB.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: One of BRB's big knife edge chops; like a meat cleaver to the chest.
MiB waistlocks BRB and headbutts him in the face. BRB responds by locking his arms around MiB's upper torso. Both men struggle to get the upper hand on the other.
Jesse King: I think that BRB's going to win this one.
MiB headbutts BRB again, to which BRB lifts him up and drops him groinfirst onto his knee.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A Manhattan Drop from BRB!
MiB falls backwards into the electric chair. BRB runs at him and drives a front kick to the chest, making him collapse into the chair.
Jesse King: BRB's got this one in the bag, TH!
BRB secures MiB and heads for the switch, only to find his pipe wrench has been tightly fastened onto the lever so that it cannot be lowered.
Jesse King: What?
Jazzman jumps over the railing, missile dropkicking BRB in the head and knocking him over.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It's Jazzman! Jazzman is back in the match!
Jazzman starts unfastening the pipe wrench from the lever when the Man in Black starts getting out of the electric chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Smart move by Jazzman there. He used the pipe wrench so that the lever could not be lowered.
Jesse King: Too bad the Man in Black is getting back out of the chair!
MiB runs up to Jazzman, who spins around and throws a kick to MiB's chest, making him stumble back but not fall over. MiB looks to his side to see BRB on the ground, to which he looks at Jazzman, who looks between MiB and BRB, and he nods.
Jesse King: Looks like they're taking the big man out of this match, Gorilla.
MiB begins standing BRB back up, to which Jazzman helps out. Both men to his side, BRB suddenly headlocks both men and runs forward, bulldogging them to the ground.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB is still in the game too!
BRB takes a rest while MiB and Jazzman are out.
Jesse King: I've seen few matches fought so hard for the Inter-Forum Championship, Gorilla. At this point, I say let the best man win.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The best man appears to be Boiler Room Brawler at this point.
BRB gets up and recovers on his feet while MiB and Jazzman stir.
Jesse King: But as the saying goes, TH, "It ain't over 'til it's over."
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Right you are, King. Especially in the WWCF.
BRB walks over to the lever and starts unfastening the pipe wrench some more. MiB and Jazzman continue stirring, both starting to recover from the double bulldog.
Jesse King: Think of all of the people that have been laid out with that pipe, Gorilla. I know I once was by Damn Right Jackson and he knew how to swing that sucker hard.
The pipe wrench is almost loose as MiB and Jazzman start to get up. BRB looks behind himself and tries to hurry.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jazzman played a pretty good gambit by tightly fastening that pipe wrench around the lever.
MiB and Jazzman are back on their feet when BRB manages to remove the pipe wrench.
Jesse King: The deadliest weapon in that entire room is in the champ's hands now.
BRB makes wide horizontal sweep with the pipe wrench which MiB and Jazzman narrowly dodge and then run for BRB.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A near miss from BRB.
BRB swings the pipe wrench upwards with the current momentum to which Jazzman throws a kick at BRB's arm. MiB responds by running behind BRB and grabbing onto the pipe wrench.
Jesse King: That pipe wrench could be the end of either man; it is priority numero uno, Gorilla.
BRB lets go of the pipe wrench and turns around to be met with a pipe wrench jab to the gut, making him bend over. MiB raises his pipe wrench to BRB's face and bashes him upwards. BRB dazily stumbles away, turning around towards Jazzman.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This double team may work yet.
BRB stumbles towards Jazzman, who turns around and ducks down. MiB drops the pipe wrench and goes behind BRB, lifting him up as Jazzman locks his arm around BRB's head and pulls him overhead.
Jesse King: Oh no!
MiB keeps lifting and Jazzman completes his snap mare and drives BRB's head to the floor with a driver.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB took the A Train! The champ is down! The champ is down!
BRB is not even stirring. Jazzman and MiB pick up BRB and move him into the electric chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That's three hundred and fifty pounds of dead weight there, but luckily Jazzman is strong and the Man in Black is a big guy.
BRB is put into the electric chair and is strapped in. MiB spins around and lariats Jazzman to the floor.
Jesse King: I knew it! I knew that MiB would get Jazzman after that team-up!
MiB runs for the switch as Jazzman starts getting back up, rubbing his jaw.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No! It can't happen! No!
The Man in Black pulls the lever and BRB is electrocuted, spittle foaming from his mouth. Referee John Creed gets up from his chair and calls the match.
Jesse King: Unbelievable!
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner and NEW World WrestleCrap Federation Inter-Forum Champion: The Man... In... Black!
Jazzman sneers at the Man in Black as Referee John Creed hands the Man in Black the Inter-Forum Championship belt.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This is a miscarriage of justice, King! This is not what was supposed to happen! The Man in Black won! The Man in Black is the Inter-Forum Champion!
Jesse King: I said, "May the best man, win," Gorilla, and the best man won: the Man in Black.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: We don't even know who he is yet, and he's champion!
Jesse King: And Boiler Room Brawler and Jazzman have only themselves to blame.
The Man in Black walks up the stairs, the Inter-Forum Championship belt secured around his waist.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He gets to walk out of that boiler room with that belt, King. It's just wrong.
Suddenly from the lights go out in the boiler room and from the speakers:
Jesse King: Making his fashionable exit...
You spent all of last week guessing.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What?
Even tonight, you're still in the dark.
A legend returns... NOW!
The lights come back on and the boiler room door opens to reveal...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Whitey Fats! Whitey Fats has returned!
The Man in Black stands confused as Whitey holds a trashcan lid and slams it into his skull, making him stumble back.
Jesse King: Whitey got the drop on the Man in Black!
Whitey capitalizes on the stumbling Man in Black by grappling him and slamming him to the metal grated floor with the Burning Hammer.
Jesse King: And Whitey even tosses in his Burning Hammer!
Jazzman and Referee John Creed stand at the foot of the stairs as Whitey stands over the Man in Black and points down at them and then leaves.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Incredible, King! Whitey Fats has made a triumphant return by laying out the already weakened Man in Black!
Jesse King: I can barely believe half of what I just saw with this match. Definitely one for the record books, TH. And yet we still have two more matches as the Wheel of Misfortune continues.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Right you are, King. Unbelievable Inter-Forum Championship match but I'll bet that this is far from over. That said, let's move on to our next match.
Colt V. “Damn Right“ Jackson
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This upcoming match is one I simply cannot wait for Jesse.
Jesse King: Me neither, one of the nastiest, hated and simply most downright evil superstars in this industry finally gets what's coming to him as DR Jackson takes on the White Knight, Colt.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Both men have proven they'd do almost anything to prove to eachother who is the better man, and it finally all comes to a head tonight!
Two Months Ago...
DR Jackson has Little Naitch set up for the Spear... suddenly he is cut off by a returning Colt. Colt runs in and brawls with Jackson, Colt gets the upperhand and lays Jackson out with the Story on Page One. A week later Jackson gets the upperhand and lays Colt out with the High Anxiety. The following week the two argue back and forth and ends with an all out brawl.
Survivor Team Challenge Series...
Colt/Seth Drakin/LittleNaitch take on Jackson/Yellow Jacket/Evil M. Jacket eliminate Drakin, Naitch eliminates Jacket and then Colt eliminate Evil M, leaving Colt/Naitch vs Jackson. Jackson and Naitch continue their long feud, busting eachother open in the process, Jackson eventually puts Naitch away. Jackson starts off dominating Colt, but Colt fights back and defeats Jackson with the Story on Page One.
Last month...
Jackson vs Naitch vs Square, the winner advances in a Triangle Tournament. Jackson comes out on top, once again defeating Naitch. Colt vs Viva Los Bio Dome vs Jonathon Michaels is next, Colt has it under control, however Jackson runs in and lays Colt out, costing him the match. The following week Jackson takes on Viva and Amigo in the finals. Viva is taken out early and Jackson has a commanding advantage over Amigo, Amigo gets locked in the Altitude Adjustment, however Colt runs in and clubs Jackson with a Baseball bat, giving Amigo the win.
Last week...
The show opens with DR Jackson attacking Colt in the lockerroom, busting him up the hard way and finishing him off with a baseball bat. Jackson and Amigo take on Jay Caroll in what is now a handicap match, they dominate until Colt runs in for the save, however Jackson cheapshots Colt and lays him out with a Spear. After the match, security run and and stop Jackson from doing anymore damage.
As you can see, these guys want to simply hurt the other man... Now lets see what match type it's going to be...
The wheel spinds and lands on a Bed of Nails...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: You want to hurt your opponent? A Bed of Nails is the best way to go!
Michael Muffer: The following contest is the Bed of Nails Match and it is scheduled for One Fall. The four corners of the ring will have a "Bed" of Nails propped up against the Turbuckle. There is no Disqualification and No Count Out, the only way to win the match is be first throwing your opponent through a bed of nails, and then by Pinfall or Submission after that.
Jesse King: You mean these guys actually have to be put through one of those things!?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Disney, enjoy!
"Too Black... Too Strong... DAMN RIGHT!"
I Made It - Kevin Rudolf
The crowd erupt in boos as "Damn Right" Jackson steps out of the curtain in his trademarked white suit. He has a very confident look on his face as he walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans. He rolls into the ring and stares at the Tables coated in nails. He continues to look confident.
Introducing first, from West Philadelphia, born and raised. Weighing in tonight at 300 pounds... The Black Dynasty "Damn Right" Jackson!
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
Smoke 'Em if you Got 'Em - Parkway Drive
The boos quickly turn to cheers as Colt steps out behind the curtain in his mask, hat and trenchcoat combo, he has minor bruising on his ribs but he doesn't let that bother him. He stands on the top of the ramp with his finger pointed to the sky as the fans cheer him on. He then sprints down to the ring and gets right in Jackson's face.
And the opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia. Weighing in tonight at 246 pounds, The Story on Page One... Colt!
The referee seperates the two men and Colt quickly takes off his hat and coat, as Jackson goes to take off his jacket. The ref calls for the bell, but Jackson quickly throws his jacket right in Colt's face, blinding him. Jackson then quickly lays Colt out with a huge Spear in the opening seconds.
God! What won't that man do to get an advantage!
The right thing? However in the end, he's done nothing wrong, it's No DQ, he's smart!
Jackson quickly picks Colt up (still with the Jacket over his face) and goes to whip him into the Bed of Nails, but Colt quickly reverses the whip and pulls Jackson in and manages to hit a Russian Leg Sweep, despite being blinded. Colt then uses the time to take the Jacket off, he takes a look at it and puts it in, to the crowds delight.
Now that's just teasing!
I'd argue that it looks much better on him!
Yeah you would!
Jackson sees this and jumps right to his feet and gets in Colt's face, screaming "Who do you think you are?", Colt simply responds with a slap. Jackson is fuming, he goes for a punch, but Colt blocks it and responds with another slap. Jackson responds to that with a Big Boot. He then picks Colt up and drops him down with a Scoop Slam, followed by an elbow drop. He goes to pick Colt up again, but Colt counters by poking Jackson in the eye. Jackson stumbles back and Colt runs at Jackson with a diving Clothesline, taking both Jackson and himself to the outside.
Colt willing to put it all on the line to put an end to Jackson's yammering!
The two men land hard on the floor, but both manage to get up at the same time. They spring towards eachother throwing lefts and rights. The start brawling up the ramp, until Colt double legs Jackson half way up the ramp. Colt mounts Jackson and starts hammering away, but Jackson manages to roll over, throwing Colt off. Jackson gets to his feet and takes Colt down with a hard Lariat. Jackson then hits Colt with a body slam on the hard ground. Jackson then picks Colt up and holds him up high with a Gorilla Press...
Oh my, this does not look good for Colt here!
That man is a ruthless bully! A monster!
Jackson goes to drop Colt backwards, but Colt counters it into a huge Reverse DDT!
My god! That could cause a severe concussion!
Colt then stands over the fallen Jackson and takes off his White Jacket, Jackson slowly starts to stir, and the moment he sits up. Colt begins to strangle Jackson with the jacket!
What the? Disney are not going to like this at all!
After all that Colt has had to suffer at the hands of Jackson, I'm sure Me, Colt and the whole WWCF Galaxy can agree, Disney can shove it!
Jackson is flailing in agony and he struggles to break free. Colt continues to wrench back, even applying a leg grapevine, making escape futile.
Jackson is about to fade away! Colt might already have this one won!
*garbled*
What was that? What did you say?
*garbled*
What on earth is going on with your headset?
Jackson continues to flail, however after a breif struggle, he falls limp. Unconscious. Colt then lets go, and rips the Jacket in half, to the crowds delight. Colt then begins to drag Jackson into the ring. Colt rolls Jackson into the ring and gets in there himself.
Colt then takes a look at one of the bed of nails.
He's going to do it!
*garbled*
Colt then picks up the much heavier, dead weighted Jackson, he attempts to whip him to the corner, but Jackson just falls right back down. So Colt drags him towards the bed. He once again gingerly picks Jackson up. He goes to push him into the bed, but Jackson quickly fires back with a huge lariat!
Jackson's alive!
*garbled*
Jackson then quickly picks Colt up and lifts him high with a Gorilla Press, and drops him down onto Jackson knee, hitting a huge backbreaker onto Colt's bruised ribs. Jackson also falls down...
And Jackson's second wind has been blown out...
*garbled...* -structed to issue an apology for what I had said early. I... Jesse King, Colt and the WWCF Galaxy do NOT indeed believe that Disney should "Shove it", infact we fully support their wishes and also strongly believe that after the airing of this Pay Per View Event, you should all go out and see Toy Story 3! I know we all will!
Well that explains that then.
Colt and Jackson struggle to their feet, Colt grasping at his ribs and Jackson grabbing at his throat trying to regain composure. Colt gets to his feet first and runs at Jackson, but Jackson counters with a Back Body Drop. Jackson then follows up with another Elbow Drop. Jackson then sets Colt up for a Powerbomb, he picks Colt up, but Colt counters into a Jawbreaker. Colt then runs to the ropes and follows up with a Million Dollar Knee Lift, Colt then runs to the opposite ropes and attempts his Neckbreaker, however Jackson has it telegraphed and coutners that with a one armed Uranage!
Jackson quickly puts a stop to Colt's famous finishing combo!
You can tell these two men have studied eachothers moveset vigorously!
Jackson picks Colt up and sets him up for a Oklahoma Slam, he changes his direction so he's facing one of the Bed of Nails. He runs towards it with the intention of Slamming Colt through it, but Colt quickly wriggles out at the last second and dropkicks Jackson right through the Bed of Nails!
Oh my god! What a counter!
Finally! Justice has been served!
Jackson has lost it yet, however this puts him at a great disadvantage!
Jackson is rolling around, screaming in agony, his back is covered in scratches and scars and they start to bleed. Colt stands over him, smiling sadistically. He drags Jackson into the middle of the ring and taunts for him to get up. Jackson struggles to get to his knees, and Colt quickly run in and clocks him with a Shining Wizard.
And there's Colt with the .45 Caliber!
Colt stands triumphantly over Jackson, he holds his finger high in the sky as the crowd cheer him on. He falls to his knees and covers Jackson, the referee goes for the pin.
1...
2...
Jackson kicks out! The Colt and the crowd are shocked!
WHAT?
Colt quickly climbs up to the turnbuckle with the broken bed and taunts for Jackson to get up. Jackson struggles to his feet and Colt dives off with a flying forearm.
And there's Colt signature Quick Draw!
This has to be it!
Colt goes for the pin...
1..
2..
Jackson again kicks out! Colt quickly makes no delay and and puts Jackson in a front facelock. Colt hoists Jackson up to attempt a Story on Page One, but Jackson wriggles out and quickly reverses it into a High Anxiety! Jackson immediately makes the cover...
Jackson is still in this!
The ref doesn't make the pin.
Ha!
Jackson gets in the refs face and asks why he didn't make the pin... "Are you a racist!?", the referee simply explains that he cannot go for a pin until Colt goes through a bed of nails. Frustrated, Jackson picks Colt up and simply attempts to whip him through one, but Colt quickly rolls out of the ring. Colt ducks down to the apron skirt. Jackson walks over to the apron, but Colt pops up and hits Jackson in the jaw with the Baseball Bat. Jackson collapses backwards. Colt rolls into the ring and applies a Dragon Sleeper!
And here's a move Colt calls the Single Action Army!
Jackson is knocked out! Colt has this!
The referee quickly goes to check on Jackson, he raises his hand once... it drops.
He raises it a second time... it drops.
He raises it a third time... it dro- NO! Jackson keeps it up, Colt quickly transitions the move into a Dragon Clutch...
And there is his Finisher we've been longing to see since his return... The Final Thought!
Colt wrenches back hard on the move and the referee asks Jackson if he gives up... Instead of replying, Jackson fights to his feet, however Colt keeps the move locked in. Jackson then stumbles backwards, deliberately sending himself and Colt crashing through another Bed of Nails!
Oh the humanity!
It still counts! Jackson allow to pin Colt or make him submit.
Jackson fights to his feet but quickly stumbles back to one knee. The crowd are showering him with dueling "Asshole!" and "He's Hardcore!" chants. He slowly turns his attention to a Colt writhing in agony. He slowly approaches his prey, like a killer. And slowly picks him up. Jackson then sets Colt up for a Powerbomb, he points to the Sky, mocking Colt. He hoists him up, turns him around and lays Colt out with a huge Powerbomb in the centre of the ring. Jackson then makes the cover.
1...
2...
Colt gets the shoulder up! The crowd explode and Jackson is bewildered!
He's alive!
How did Colt have the where-with-it-all to kick out?
Jackson wastes no time and attempts to set Colt up in the Altitude Adjustment, but Colt counters it into a reverse snapmare. Both men are down... Jackson rolls to the outside.
How both men are able to move, let alone continue to fight is beyond me.
It's a testament to their passion, it's this same resolve that allowed Colt to capture the hearts of us all and ultimately become THE guy of this company.
And whether you like him or not, it's that same resolve that's going to make "Damn Right" Jackson a legend in this industry.
Colt uses the ropes to get to his feet, the crowd begin a loud "Let's go Colt!" chant, Jackon is seen holding the Baseball Bat, and he uses it as a crutch to get to his feet, a small portion of the crowd being "Let's go Jackson!"
Colt throws his mask to the ground and tells Jackson to get in the ring. Jackson cautiously slides into the ring and gets to his feel, holding the Bat up high. Colt tells him to bring it.
Jackson takes a Swing, but Colt sidesteps it and dropkicks Jackson's cut up back. Jackson staggers forward, still with the Baseball Bat in his hand. Colt attempts a Russian Leg Sweep, but Jackson catches Colt and drives the bat into his gut. Colt bends over in pain, and Jackson hits Colt across the back with the bat, snapping the bat in half. Colt simply drops to the mat. Jackson goes for a pin.
1...
2...
Colt somehow manages to get his shoulder out!
Unbelievable, even after having a Baseball Bat smash across his back, he's willing to fight on!
Jackson frustratedly goes to the other side of the ring and measures Colt up for a Spear. He makes the run, but Colt counters with a Drop Toe Hold, making Jackson crash through another Bed of Nails!
HOLY SH**
Jackson rolls around with his face covered in blood. Simply screaming in agony. Colt goes for the pin right away.
This has to be it.
Why would you want to go on!
1...
2...
Jackson still kicks out! Colt cannot believe it.
How much more can these guys have?
Colt desperately picks Jackson up and kicks him in the midsection, he then applies a front face lock and quickly picks Jackson up, without delay he transitions the Suplex into a Stunner.
And there it is! The Story on Page One! Good night Black Dynasty!
Colt makes the cover.
1...
2...
Jackson STILL gets a shoulder up! Shockingly, "Let's Go Jackson!" chants begin to get louder and louder.
I... I can't believe it. All I can say is, win or lose... Tonight, Jackson made it!
Colt then, with no other option rolls out of the ring and goes to grab something out of the apron. He pulls out a ladder! The crowd go nuts!
No way, what else could these guys have instore for eachother?
I'm afraid to find out.
Colt sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring, and he begins to climb it. He turns his back to Jackson and the crowd begin to chant "Story!". Colt dives off with a Moonsault onto Jackson! The crowd burst into a "Holy S***" chant.
Colt rolls around, also in pain.
I'm now convinced, these guys care wayyyy more about their pride than their own well being!
However Colt's own damaged midsection lead to that Moonsault doing alot more damage to him than he had expected!
Rolls to Jackson, but instead of going for a pin, he picks him up and attempts another Story on Page One. Jackson lands on his feet and hits a quick High Anxiety! Jackson makes the pin...
1...
2...
Colt also kicks out!
I cannot believe, both these guys have survived the other mans biggest moves, their finishing moves and submissions! What will this take!
Jackson, visibly upset and in agony bangs on the mat, constantly yelling "What do I have to do?". Jackson goes to pick up Colt, but Colt quickly pushes Jackson away and Colt connects with a Running Neckbreaker!
Colt then stands over Jackson and stares right at the Bed of Nails, then to the ladder, then to Jackson then back to the ladder.
I think Colt has an idea...
I wouldn't want to be Jackson position right now, this looks lethal!
Colt picks up the limp Jackson and places him up against the Ladder. Colt then climbs up to the top of the ladder and grabs Jacksons arm, and he beings to pull Jackson up the ladder. Colt then places Jackson in a front facelock and points his finger to the sky.
No, it can't be?
Story on Page One off the ladder, through the Bed of Nails?
Colt goes to lift Jackson, but Jackson quickly breaks free and slams Colt's face right onto the top of the ladder. Jackson then jumps off of the ladder, Spearing Colt off of the ladder and right onto the final Bed of Nails!
Holy Sh**!
A loud "You sick f***" chant breaks out as both Colt and Jackson lay in the Bed of Nails, writhing in pain. Jackson rolls his arm over Colt...
1...
2...
3!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match, by pinfall... "Damn Right" Jackson!
I Made It - Kevin Rudolf
Half the fans explode in ovation, and the other half in boos, as EMTs and Referees run down and assist the two men.
King, I am speechless, completely speechless to what we just saw...
We just saw two of the very best give it their absolute all, and it all came down to who had that final ace up their sleeve...
The EMTs help Jackson to his feet, he struggles to stay up, but he raises his hand in triumph, the crowd begin a "That was Awesome!" chant. They carry Jackson to the back.
And what a huge victory by that young superstar, whether you don't like his methods or his beliefs or how he usually carries himself in the ring. No one can take what a phenomenal victory that was for him... No one.
The EMTs then help Colt up, the crowd pop for him big time, starting a "Thank you, Colt!" chant. Colt painfully raises his finger to the air, with a smile, before collapsing in pain. They help him to the back.
And you can't take anything away from Colt either, he fought as hard as he did when he was in his prime. Despite coming up short, he has nothing to be ashamed for that his performance, every match needs a winner and unfortunately for Colt they also need a loser. Tonight was simply Jackson's night...