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Post by bradtherad on Apr 16, 2010 11:27:30 GMT -5
Ok, I've been thinkin bout this all morning long and I was thinking, like, imagine if people's farts actually smelled good instead of bad. Like if they smelled like expensive perfume, imagine how different things would be? Like it would be "good manners" to fart when meeting someone and two people talking would try to keep farting to keep the air fresh
Also I bet on TV and in books, they would talk about how you need to eat a lot of gassy foods so that you can fart a lot and maybe they would even make some sort of "fart pill".
What do u guys think?
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Post by 4real on Apr 16, 2010 11:31:00 GMT -5
It that happened we would probably get fart tax.
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Post by Lionheart on Apr 16, 2010 11:36:36 GMT -5
I've been occasionally pondering an essentially similar issue ever since the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets plastic surgery and becomes good-looking, and is then invited to a beautiful people's club where his welcome basket includes pills that make his crap smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls. If crap did smell like cinnamon rolls, would we no longer be repulsed by the smell of crap, or would we find cinnamon rolls unpalatable?
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Apr 16, 2010 12:14:42 GMT -5
Well, by default, if farts smelled like perfume, than perfume would smell like farts. Wrap your head around that for awhile ...
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 16, 2010 12:48:34 GMT -5
Well, by default, if farts smelled like perfume, than perfume would smell like farts. For some fragrances I've smelled at the mall, it'd be the lesser of two evils. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2010 14:17:08 GMT -5
Well, the perfume industry would be screwed, for starters.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Apr 16, 2010 14:18:43 GMT -5
Would guys' farts smell like perfume or smell like cologne?
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Post by waluigi on Apr 16, 2010 14:39:54 GMT -5
Mine already do
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Post by Throwback on Apr 16, 2010 14:59:09 GMT -5
Seeing as I'm allergic to perfume. I'd be dead in days
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Post by polexia on Apr 16, 2010 16:45:56 GMT -5
like the prefume sectuion of the mall; it would get annnoying after a while.
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Apr 16, 2010 16:49:26 GMT -5
Well, by default, if farts smelled like perfume, than perfume would smell like farts. For some fragrances I've smelled at the mall, it'd be the lesser of two evils. There's this evil gal I have to work with from time to time who just drenches herself in a wretched stench that she thinks is just the greatest. So if you're in close quarters with her, you'll have a migraine going in about 20 minutes. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 16, 2010 16:53:06 GMT -5
Would it still sound lie a fart, or a spray bottle?
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Apr 16, 2010 17:01:01 GMT -5
Would it still sound lie a fart, or a spray bottle? Frank, that went over ...  Like a fart in church ...  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 16, 2010 17:14:32 GMT -5
Would it still sound lie a fart, or a spray bottle? Frank, that went over ... Like a fart in church ... ~holds Grendel down and farts on his head~ Chanel No. 5, Mofo! Deal with dat! |
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Post by Glitch on Apr 16, 2010 17:14:57 GMT -5
That would mean an elevator ride with a bunch fanboys would be a pleasant experience.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 16, 2010 17:20:34 GMT -5
Women would eat copious amounts of Beans before going on a date.
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Post by Hypnotix on Apr 16, 2010 17:28:49 GMT -5
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Apr 16, 2010 19:36:46 GMT -5
Smell and Taste developed as senses to allow the brain to understand via small particles of matter to determine if something could be eaten. That's why feces ranks as aweful smell.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 16, 2010 22:29:05 GMT -5
That's why they need to make those ass filters a reality. You can just stick them up your butt and they'll convert farts into pleasant smelling odors.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Apr 16, 2010 22:33:21 GMT -5
Terrence! Your farts smell terrific today, buddeh!
Thank you, Philip!
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AAAAH AH HA HA HA HA!!
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