WCTNA Thread 34: TNA based efed

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Roode and Shelley trade shots, Shelley gets a series of slaps but Roode goes for the spinebuster but it's blocked. Kicks from the Guns take Roode outside. Storm misses a charge and crotches himself in the corner. Superkick to Roode from Shelley! Low dropkick to Storm! Frog splash/neckbreaker combo! 1-2-3!

Val: Here are your winners, the Motor City Machine Guns!

Tenay: Sabin and Shelley back on the winning trail in the tag ranks.
Taz: And up next may be High Flight!
West: That match will be awesome!

Joining me at this time, the world heavyweight chamion AJ Styles. First of all can I just say congratulations on retaining the world title this past Sunday night.

Well thanks you, Christy. You know every time Chris and I step into that ring we get the best out of eachother and Sunday was no different. He pushed me to the limit and I pushed right back. And anytime he wants to do it again, he knows where to find me.

In fact, next week I'll invite him down to the middle of the ring so we can shake hands and let bygones be bygones.

Well good luck with that. As for tonight, you take on Daniels again as part of a six-man tag team match pitting you and the tag teams champions Jeff Hardy and RVD against Daniels, D'Angelo Dinero and Bobby Lashley.

Well yeah, those are some tough odds. You got Chris who took me to the edge on Sunday, you got the Legends champion Boibby Lashley and you got Dinero, who, as he'll gladly tell you if you ask him, or even if you don't, has beaten me twice. But I couldn't ask for better tag partners. RVD is a former world champion and Jeff has had great success as both as part of a tag team and in single competition. And together, they both have great chemistry.

*Christy stares blankly*

Chemistry? Come on, that was funny!

*Abyss walks in*

Hey, Abby. How you doing?

*Abyss shuffles awkwardly and looks at his feet*

Christy...

Hello, Abyss.

Oooookay. This is awkward. Christy, why don't you give us a minute.

*Christy leaves*

Hey, Chris, what's the problem?

Problem? You abandoned me.

What?

I lost on Sunday now you're teaming with someone else!

I didn't make tha match!

You said I get a title shot!

I tried to talk to Foley, he's busy with this Raven thing.

People always let me down.

Look, I gotta go. Just hang tight. I'll take care of it.

*AJ leaves as Abyss watches him go, a confused expression on his face*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Earlier today…

Raven is seen sitting in the middle of the empty iMPACT Zone.

Pride.

It’s a disease.

It takes over your mind, your body, your very being.

Kurt Angle.

Your foolish pride is the reason you walked out of the ECW Arena fourteen years ago.

You claim it was because of my actions, but I know better.

You looked at the action happening in that ring and you knew.

You knew you couldn’t hang with us.

You couldn’t do what we were doing night in and night out.

Your pride wouldn’t let you admit it.

So you walked out and lied about the reason.

Ironic.

Because fourteen years later, your body is a mess.

Your neck is like eggshells.

Why?

Pride.

The very thing you walked away from became your downfall, Kurt.

Ladders.

Cage matches.

Tables.

The things you tried so hard to avoid.

You were once one of the greatest amateur wrestlers ever.

But now look at you.

Broken down.

Divorced.

Addicted to pain killers.

Every match could be your last.

Tell me Kurt.

Has it been worth it?

Seven World Championships.

Olympic Gold Medals.

Your wife left you.

Twice.

And you’ve been reduced to Mick Foley’s lackey.

Has it been worth it?

Quoth the Raven.

Nevermore.

The camera closes in on Raven’s face before fading out.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Nation of Violence, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!

Taz: Joe ended his beef with Kiyoshi in violent fashion at Victory Road now he's looking for championship gold.
West: And you notice no Petey.
Tenay: Well as we mentioned, he was injured in that match.
Taz: Do you listen to anything?



Val: His opponent, from Bed–Stuy Do or Die, Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205 pounds, Homicide!

West: You don't think he's going after Lashley do you?
Taz: How do you figure?
West: Lashley beat Hernandez at Victory Road and Homicide is Hernandez' former tag partner.
Tenay: That's kinda reaching, Don.
West: But I bet I'm right!

Samoa Joe v Homicide
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Joe. Running enzugiri. Hits Homicide so hard he goes THROUGH the ropes and out of the ring.

....okay, maybe not that last part. But still pretty damn hard.

[Deleted]

Joe with the facewash.

[Triple H buried SnS]

Joe with a kick

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Joe hits a urunage to take Homicide down. joe goes for a clothesline but Homicide ducks and locks on a sleeper. Joe drives Homicide back into the corner and rocks him with a brutal muay thai-like kick. Joe then sets Homicide up on the top rope. Muscle Buster! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!

Tenay: Joe looking impressive here tonight.
Taz: Well he made quick work of Homicide
West: And you gotta believe whatever champion he goes after has their work cut out for them.

*A camera shot is shown in the back slowly making its way down a hallway. It goes up to an unmarked door and pushes its way thru slowly. The room is very dark, except for the very center of the room which is spotlighted. In that spotlight are two thrones. One of those thrones is currently empty... In the other, is Angelina Love.

The camera slowly zooms in on her. Her head is down and she is rubbing her forhead in annoyance. She apparently is thinking about something that is not very happy about. She looks up, stares into the darkness, and lets out a big sigh.

Just then there was a loud crash, Angelina jumps to her feet and the camera swings around towards the source of the disturbance right as the light comes on.

Beside the doorway is Lacey von Erich. She had just turned on the lights. Beside her was a table laying on its side, foot and drink scattered everywhere. A bag with the with the initials V.S. sits open right in the middle of it all. Lacey is looking down at the mess.**

Oops... *she looks back up* Angelina!

*Lacey rushes over to Angelina who readies to defend herself. But Lacey stops short of her.*

This past Sunday, at the Pay Per View. We had a match together... You remember?

*Angelina squints her eyes in mistrust* Yea, what about it?

Well, there was a moment when we were both tagged in at the same time and we were in the ring together. I was so happy about that moment. I was completely ecstatic. But then you clotheslined me... and then hit me with an elbow... *Lacey reinacts this part in the air, Angelina flinches as if Lacey was just about to attack* Remember that?

Yea, I remember but w...

Well, I just wanted to tell you, that I...I'm sorry.

You're...sorry?

Yea. We were in a match for the women's tag team championships. We were not on the same team. You're goal was to win against the other teams. And I tried to make it all about something else. You hit me, but you were completely just in doing so. I got sidetracked, and I paid for it. What I was doing was distracting you from the point of the match, and for that... I'm sorry.

*Camera pans back and shows Velvet standing there behind Lacey, arms crossed, giving Lacey the "what the hell are you doing here" look.*

Well...uh... that's ok. Just don't ... um... let it happen... again?

Oh I won't! Thanks for being so understanding Angie! I thought you were going to be so angry with me. And if you had... I woulda just DIED!

*Velvet lets out a small laugh, walks around Lacey and stands next to Angelina* Look, honey. We all know that you have this... this... obsession with us and all. But that doesn't mean you can come barging in here like you own the place. And as for the match this past sunday, you and that little tramp should never have even been in the match. You had no business being in the ring with the longest standing tag team in WCTNA today... the Beautiful People.

*Lacey appears to be getting upset with Velvet*

Oh, and I hear you and your "partner" are looking for a new tag team name and are looking for suggestions... How about the "Ugly People"? ha... or...or the "No Bodies"?! ha ha!

*Lacey nods her head a little* Maybe. We'll add those to the list. But one this is for sure. This "nobody" wasn't the one that got pinned this past sunday and cost both our teams a chance at WCTNA Women's tag team gold. *Lacey smiles at Velvet and leaves the room*

*Velvet stands there shocked by what was just said to her as Angelina smiles slightly, seemingly amused. Then, almost like a realization came over her, her smile went away and she turns to look at Velvet. Almost as if Velvet felt her glare, she closes her mouth and turns slowly to meet Angelina's gaze. Velvet meekly smiles and her eyes begin to show worry as the scene fades to black*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*Daffney comes to the ring with the Knockout title*

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear Daffney
Happy birthday to me

All my previous birthdays were dissapointments. This is the first one that's actually lived up to the hype. This year I got exactly what I wanted. I gqve myself the most amazing gift. Alissa is gone. And she's never coming back. And she's stuck in the regular world, doing a regular job with regular people. The dull monotony will eat at her.

Love the quick profit, the annual raise, vacation with pay. Want more of everything ready-made. Be afraid to know your neighbors and to die. And you will have a window in your head. Not even your future will be a mystery any more. Your mind will be punched in a card and shut away in a little drawer. When they want you to buy something they will call you. When they want you to die for profit they will let you know.

That Alissa is your life now. That is what you are. That is what I made you. I took your very essence, your soul. And when you sit at home and watch me, in the feeble attempt to grasp what you are. Because what you are is not me. I am not normal, I never was. A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray." All you have is the procession of grey until you are finally granted the release of eternal black. And now I...

*Daffney stops, looks unsure*

What do I do? She made things interesting and I got rid of her. She made things fun. Everything I did. Everything that's happened. It's all meaningless now. It's so pathetic that it's funny!

*Daffney drops to her knees*

IT'S ALL SO f***ING HILARIOUS!

*Daffney laughs then starts to sob*

Funny... So funny... It's all so funny...

*Daffney stays on her knees in the ring, crying, as we fade out*

[The Tank]

Why did Daffney turn into Laughing Octopus?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Because she did.

And pretty much because the quote fit. I don't see you saying anything about her quoting Wendell Berry.

Hell I've been ripping of the Joker for months.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Psycho Daffney needs someone to keep things interesting?

Interesting....

[Brainbustaaah!]

Jul 19, 2010 17:00:55 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Psycho Daffney needs someone to keep things interesting?

Interesting....

That brings up sooooo many possible jokes.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*when we come back from commercial, Daffney is sitting at ringside with the Knockout title in her lap, alternately giggling and sobbing*

Tenay: Well this is just...
Taz: This is plain freaking me out here.
West: I think it's safe to say Daffney's lost whatever little sanity she had left.



Val: The following Knockout contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Rayne!

*Madison goes over to Daffney and gets in her face. Daffney just ignores her, continuing to laugh and cry*

Taz: This is just creepy.
Tenay: Madison trying to confront Daffney after Daffney ended the career of her friend Alissa at Victory Road but Daffney is paying no notice to her.
West: Either Daffney is playing more of her mindgames or she has just lost it here.
Taz: Maybe both.



*as the music of the Beautiful People hits, Madison gives up and rolls into the ring to await her opponent*

Val: And her opponent, accompanied by Velvet Sky, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!

Tenay: We saw all night the adventures of Angelina's biggest fan, Lacey Von Erich.
Taz: Rather than being annoyed Angelina somewhat accepted Lacey.
West: Angelina found it in her heart to forgive her
Taz: Yeah Angelina got a big heart alright.
West: As well as big...other things.

Angelina Love v Madison Rayne
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Angelina with a Thingy. (Release German Suplex.)

Meanwhile, Daffney laughs it up.

[Brainbustaaah!]

Maddy with a Chihuahua.

Get it? It's like a bulldog, but it's cute...

I'll see myself out.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tie-breaker: Angelina with a DDT

Rayne counters a scoop slam with an eye rake then whips Love to the corner. Front facelock by Rayne, she buries some knees into the ribs then hits a neckbreaker. Rayne straddles Love's head and hits the repeated scissor stomp. Angelina counters the Rayne Drop into then hits a series of clotheslines and a flying heel kick. Rayne jacks Love's jaw on her knee. Velvet jumps up on the apron. Madison knocks her off before she turns into the Botox Injection. 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Angelina Love!

Lacey Von Erich runs to ringside. She gets in the ring and raises Angelina's arm. Velvet looks puzzled but Angelina just smiles at her and allows Lacey to raise her arm.

Tenay: Now what is this about?
West: Angelina is giving back to her fans.
Taz: Yeah, that's it.

Daffney looks on and gets out of her chair, laughing hysterically. Angelina, Velvet and Lacey look at Daffney confused as Daffney leaves, doubled over in laughter.

Tenay: And what was that about?
Taz: Who knows what's going through Daffney's head.
West: Of all the things she's lost, she misses her mind the most.
Taz: That's deep.
West: Really?
Taz: No.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Rob Van Damn and Jef Hardy, High Flight.

That's still the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions.

Good to have the gold.

Well, speaking of gold, tonight you'll be teaming with the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles against Christopher Daniels, D'Angelo Dinero and WCTNA Legends Champion Bobby Lashley. What are your thoughts heading into the main event?

You know, I don't think we could have asked for a better partner. AJ Styles has been on the top of his game as of late and since winning the title, he's been unstopable. I'm sure both of us would like to reach that level one day but right now, we've got these tag titles keeping us busy so we won't complain. We know AJ's background means he might not approve of what we do outside the ring but inside, he fits right in with High Flight's style.

As for our opponents, Daniels and Dinero are both tremendous talents who I'm sure me and Rob could have some great matches against. Only problem is, we don't like how they've been going about their business and rumor has it, they might be forming an alliance. Sorry to break it to you boys but the only guy on your team who's gonna have gold in the future is Lashley and even he doesn't seem to have the tighest grip on it.

Wait a second, you don't mean "The Great" Bobby Lashley, do you? Aww man Jeff, I'm not sure if we can do this if they have Bobby. I still get nightmares about December 3, 2006. The riots, the chaos, that cold unforgiving steel... all for nothing. Well tonight is going to be my redemption. Bobby Lashley spit on my legacy and I've had to wait four long years to get my revenge. You damn sure better hope your team mates have their act together.

Guess I'm taking Pope then if Styles and Daniels haven't settle their thing. Gentlemen, we travel down many paths in this wacky world known as wrestling. Right now, we're all heading towards the same destination. Destination X to be precise. Some of us have better ideas of what will happen then others but the point is, some of us are gonna have a more difficult ride there. Buckle up, you're about to take a High Flight, courtesy of The Phenomenal One, The Charismatic Enigma and

Rob. Van. Dam. Let's go Jeff.

Right behind ya.

Back to ringside.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following six man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, D'Angelo Dinero!

Taz: Well, here comes the Pope.
West: You mean here comes a man who should be number one contender.
Tenay: Dinero did defeat Abyss though by dubious means.
West: Dubious nothing, I call it smart.



Val: His partners, first, accompanied by Chelsea, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!

Tenay: Daniels came up just short in his world title bid last Sunday.
Taz: That was a classic for sure.



Val: And their partner, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing 252 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, Bobby Lashley!

Tenay: Lashley still the Legends champion after retaining over Hernandez.
West: That's the Great Bobby Lashley to you.



And their opponents, first, at a combined weight of 442 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!

Tenay: This exciting team retained the tag titles in a great match with Beer Money.
Taz: If what happened earlier is any indication, they now have the Guns to deal with.



Val: And, from Gainsville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, AJ Styles!

Tenay: The world champion revealed earlier that he plans to call Daniels down to the ring next week.
Taz: And then he was confronted by Abyss. You gotta wonder where he fits into this.
West: And don't forget Dinero.

Christopher Daniels, D'Angelo Dinero & Bobby Lashley v AJ Styles & High Flight
3 votes
10 minutes

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Hey! No one, BUT NO ONE breezes tthrough D'Angelo Dinero!

Jeff Hardy better watch it tonight. Oh, he better watch it.

[The Tank]

A.J., RVD, and Hardy all hit Christopher Daniels with a moonsault...AT THE SAME TIME.

[Deleted]

Lashley, by way of the spear.

EDIT: No idea why that was so long before...