hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Apr 27, 2010 14:40:20 GMT -5
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Apr 27, 2010 15:03:45 GMT -5
"Mango only pawn....in game of life." Mango? Nevermind that shit here comes Mongo!
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Post by Trent Valentine on Apr 27, 2010 15:38:33 GMT -5
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on around here?!! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City f*****s!!
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 27, 2010 20:04:32 GMT -5
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 27, 2010 20:14:05 GMT -5
Mango? I must stop posting so late at night. OH, TO BE MANGO! Also, he said the Sheriff is near!
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 27, 2010 20:21:24 GMT -5
Taggart: I got it! I got it! Hedley Lamarr: You do? Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em. Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course. Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women? Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on. Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
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Post by Michael Coello on Apr 27, 2010 21:19:30 GMT -5
Was I the only one who thought that the old codger was played by Harvey Keitel?
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Post by renzino on Apr 27, 2010 21:37:51 GMT -5
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 27, 2010 21:39:11 GMT -5
Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
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Post by Trent Valentine on Apr 27, 2010 21:48:12 GMT -5
I said, the Sherriff is N..
*Bell rings so he can't be heard.*
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Post by Trent Valentine on Apr 27, 2010 21:54:16 GMT -5
Lyle: Now, come on, boys! Where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you was slaves, you sang like birds. Go on, how 'bout a good ol' n***** work song?!
*Bart begins to sing*
Bart: I get no kick..from Champagne. Mere Alcohol doesn't thrill me at all, so tell me why is it true..that I get a belt..out of you..
*Lyle and the others stand around confused as the rest of the black workers continue building up Bart.*
Bart: Some get a kick from cocaine...
Lyle: Hold it, Hold it, what the hell is that s***?! I meant a song..a real song..like..swing low..sweet chariot....
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 27, 2010 21:57:07 GMT -5
What is it that ain't exactly water, but ain't exactly earth?
QUICKSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDD!!!
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Post by Michael Coello on Apr 27, 2010 21:59:17 GMT -5
"What did you expect? 'Welcome sonny,' 'Make yourself at home,' 'Marry my daughter.' You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west.
You know . . . morons."
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Apr 27, 2010 23:15:24 GMT -5
LANGUAGE WARNING!!!
But honestly, I love this whole part.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 27, 2010 23:29:08 GMT -5
damn, i need to see the whole thing now....
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Apr 27, 2010 23:35:59 GMT -5
Taggart: I got it! I got it! Hedley Lamarr: You do? Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em. Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course. Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women? Taggart: Naw, we rape the s*** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on. Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous! Damn you! I came into this thread to post that bit of comedy genius.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Apr 28, 2010 0:44:35 GMT -5
The story behind that is hilarious, unless I'm wrong they never told the people who wrote the theme that the movie was a comedy and they ended up writing the song in a serious manner. Mel Brooks wrote the song, but they never told the guy who sang the song that it was for a comedy. And felt bad for it because he clearly sang his heart out. Stampeding cattle. That's not much of a crime. Through the Vatican? Kinky.
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Post by HMARK Center on Apr 28, 2010 1:03:04 GMT -5
Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! Mongo like candy!
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 28, 2010 1:25:10 GMT -5
"Somebody's gotta ride back into town and get us a shitload of dimes!"
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Post by Trent Valentine on Apr 28, 2010 8:31:16 GMT -5
We'll head em off at the pass!
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