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Post by romafan87 on Mar 28, 2010 12:56:21 GMT -5
Double countout!
Edit: Yes, I know it *must* end by pinfall or submission, but that's precisely why it would make things so much worse!
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Post by Nuke is Good on Mar 28, 2010 13:00:00 GMT -5
I wrote this a few years back, I was really tired that one day and it ended up being random as hell so I modified some parts to make it slightly current. And under the assumption the match was also a title mach.
I don't know why but I got this really weird idea when I was playing Revenge mode in WMXIX for Gamecube and watching Under Siege.
Undertaker wins his match at WM then starts hitting his opponent HBK with a chair. The bell rings and he hits the ref with the chair. The bell keeps ringing and he gets annoyed so Taker hits the timekeeper with a chair. Michael Cole will go NOT THIS WAY NOT THIS WAY and then Taker will nail Cole in the head with the chair and then last ride him through the table. JBL was nowhere in sight. Hugo and Marcelo will oversell this in spanish then Undertaker will double chokeslam them through the table. Lillian Garcia and Tony Chimmel will get nailed in the head with a chair. Undertaker will take a gas can and torch JR, King will be thrown into a kennel full of rabid dogs they didn't use for kennel in a cell.
Undertaker walks up the ramp and enters the Locker Room Area and see's Kane:
They stare at each other and nod to each other. Undertaker and Kane proceed then to take out the locker room with chokeslams and tombstones. Not even Funaki's backstage pressure couldn't stand up to it as he was choke-slammed to the depths of hell. Stevie Richards showed how fast he was and we saw him drive a car speeding out of an area and somehow Farooq and Bradshaw appear in the backseat and crash Stevie's car. Vince, Stephanie, and Shane are shown running to the garage trying to get to their limo when they are stopped by Big Daddy V the screen fades to black and you can only hear screams. John Cena and Lashley are trying to Dominate while Overcoming the Odds but Undertaker sends out something that doesn't need the odds to be overcome therefore Cena's powers are rendered nil: Mideon and Gangrel. The screen fades to black and all you can see is Gangrel and Mideon having a blood bath over Lashley and Cena's unconscious bodies.
At this point Kane goes to the utility area to take out more random jobbers and the ECW and Smackdown locker room. Undertaker splits off to an empty hallway when out of nowhere Maven dropkicks Undertaker and it seems like Undertaker is out cold. Maven is celebrating his victory as Undertaker does a situp and then proceeds to throw Maven into a popcorn machine.
Undertaker, Kane, The APA, Mideon, Gangrel, and Big Daddy V appear in the ring. The Ministry of Darkness music plays and Undertaker looks at Kane and then walks off into the depths of Death Valley leaving the title he won from HBK. Kane starts making an insane sounding promo on how the Ministry of Darkness will take the WWE into a new era of darkness and no one will oppose their reign.
*Muhammad Hassan's Music Plays and Shows up at the Ramp*
WWE Wrestlemania 26 2010. All Rights Reserved/That thing they show at the end of a show.
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oddman84
Trap-Jaw
zooks like a fish in a policemans knickers
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Post by oddman84 on Mar 28, 2010 13:03:44 GMT -5
Paul Bearer walks down the isle gives HBK the an assist in beating the deadman.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Mar 28, 2010 13:10:06 GMT -5
HHH comes out, pedigree on Taker 150 times, Drags HBK over for the pin, HHH kicks Shawn at 2, pedigree on HBK another 150 times, HHH makes Taker tap with an arm lock, HHH breaks the streak.
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variable
AC Slater
Stroke Me Lady Fame
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Post by variable on Mar 28, 2010 13:12:58 GMT -5
should I be embarrassed that this thread sorta sold me on mcintyre winning mitb and beating taker after he beats michaels to end his streak?
I c an't believe I'd accept that but... I'd actually like it.
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Post by VINTAGE GRIDLOCK! on Mar 28, 2010 13:18:32 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels - I'm leaving now.
Wonder if Paul Bearer will appear this year?
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Post by mrkennedymark on Mar 28, 2010 13:20:43 GMT -5
John Cena comes out and "Attitude Adjusts" both Shawn and Taker through the ring. Batista comes out and he and Cena do poses instead of wrestling. Vince comes out and laughs like a maniac.
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Post by sunsaz on Mar 28, 2010 13:23:29 GMT -5
Shawn lies down after the bell rings via Jeff Jarrett @ BATB 2000.
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kingoftheiwc
El Dandy
Coles whipping boy is better then you.
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Post by kingoftheiwc on Mar 28, 2010 13:23:57 GMT -5
Michael Cole ala Coach 2003 at Summerslam comes into the ring and decides to attack Michaels in the Knee which results in Undertaker pinning Michaels and Cole in the ministry of darkness.
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Randy Barber 4-Life
Hank Scorpio
I have received an email from RAW's anonymous General Manager. And I quote: "No play for Mr. Gray!"
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on Mar 28, 2010 13:30:16 GMT -5
Shawn come out, announces that he's lost his smile, and hands over his career, symbolized by a stack of his various DVDs (all available at WWEshop.com) to the Undertaker.
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They have a match that even manages to top last year's. Shawn manages to get the pin with his last ounce of strength, the lights go out, and then come back on and the Unertaker's gone. WWE Hall of Famer Ted Dibiase appears on the ramp and says "Shawn, the man you just beat was an imposter! Ring the bell for your match with the REAL Undertaker!" Taker comes out in his original look, escorted to the ring by Dibiase and Brother Love, tombstones HBK for the quick win, and leaves.
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Shawn loses, and the Undertaker leaves while HBK takes his curtain call in the ring. Shawn's wife and kids come into the ring to be with him, and he grabs a mic and says he wants one more moment in the WWE before he leaves for good. He gets down on one knee and asks his wife if she'll renew their vows at SummerSlam, and she accepts. The camera shifts to backstage where, for no good reason, Jake Roberts is watching on a monitor. He rubs his chin and says "We'll see about that."
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Mar 28, 2010 13:35:27 GMT -5
Vince, HHH, Sheamus and Drew beat up on HBK.
HHH drags Undertaker on top of HBK.
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Post by delurked on Mar 28, 2010 13:42:44 GMT -5
Shawn gets on the mic after taking a Tombstone, Hell's Gate, Last Ride, Chokeslam, and even his own SCM and says "I quit!", then tosses it down and heads back, only for Taker to chase after him and when he reaches the top of the ramp... Jimmy Snuka, King Kong Bundy, Giant Gonzalez, Sid Vicious, Jake Roberts, Kevin Nash, Kane, A-Train, Big Show, Mark Henry, Batista, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, Triple H, and Edge all walk out to confront the Deadman. He then eats 15 finishers in a row followed by one last SCM for the win. I think this would the opposite of disappointing, myself.
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Post by steamboat1 on Mar 28, 2010 13:51:45 GMT -5
Bret Hart beats Vince in the match before. Then Shawn has the match won and Vince interferes, causing Taker to win. Vince shows up the next night, claiming that it's all Shawn fault and that he deserves to be screwed since he said good things would happen.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Mar 28, 2010 13:52:00 GMT -5
Both guys just stop wrestling to enjoy a delicious turkey sandwich.
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Post by Haterade Man 2! on Mar 28, 2010 14:14:55 GMT -5
Vince listens to the IWC.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Mar 28, 2010 14:17:12 GMT -5
Shawn and Taker meet backstage before the match, realize that they've both been acting really silly and just talk things out. We see a half-hour conversation between the two of them over some of the new Domino's Pizza when Vince walks in and says "DAMMIT, THESE PEOPLE CAME TO SEE A STREAK!" Just then surprise celebrity guest, chair of Harvard's literature department Harold Bloom peaks in through the doors and says "DID SOMEBODY SAY STREAK?" Vince, Shawn, Taker and Bloom all give each other raise, interested eyebrows and they run naked down the ramp to the floor while John Cena debuts his new single, a word-for-word remake of "I Want You" by Savage Garden over the 2nd movement of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring" as a Larry Zybesko powerpoint presentation about, his words, "the lie that is evolution" is broadcasted on the Titantron. The one silver lining here is that Heidenreich's original "Little Johnny" is revealed to be "Home Improvement's" Zachary Ty Brian, who then confesses that he was the one behind GTV, wrapping up several open storylines. Bob Backlund, still reeling from his loss to JTT at Mania XI, now challenges Brian to chess and we see the entire game unfold until SWERVE it's revealed they've been playing checkers the whole time. Kid Rock comes out and performs "Bodies" by Drowning Pool with the lyrics rewritten to revolve around the season premiere of Joe Schmo 2. The remainder of the Pay-Per-View is graphic extreme-closeup footage of animals giving birth in reverse to a loop of the "I DON'T WANNA DO A TANGO" line from Bob Seger's seminal hit "Old Time Rock n Roll" and the show ends with a nude Mark Calloway going for a gentle jog through a graveyard looking directly into the camera and cackling "You know why everyone is dying to get in here? Because I'm keeping my streak alive! Also, from now on please refer to me as 'Taker Flocka Flame.' Goodnight movie house!" and the screen fades. I would gladly pay quadruple the cost of WrestleMania to see this. Cool, I'll give them a call.
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Post by angryauthor on Mar 28, 2010 14:31:22 GMT -5
The camera shifts to backstage where, for no good reason, Jake Roberts is watching on a monitor. He rubs his snake as though he was masturbating, and says "We'll see about that." Fixed, ala Heroes Of Wrestling.
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Post by rk9295 on Mar 28, 2010 15:47:39 GMT -5
At the end of the match HBK hits SCM on UT. As HBK goes for the pin, the ring splits open revealing the bowels of hell underneath, demonic hands pull HBK into hell and the ring closes back up, then Bobby Heenan comes out, gets on the mic and says "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN - SHAWN MICHAELS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!"
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Mar 28, 2010 15:51:18 GMT -5
Both men turn on Michael Cole and pin him keeping both streak and career in tact. HBK and Taker then celebrate with Live Sex in the ring
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Haulk
Samurai Cop
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Post by Haulk on Mar 28, 2010 16:12:57 GMT -5
Bret comes out and Screws Shawn , or Shawn breaks the streak
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