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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 28, 2009 19:51:10 GMT -5
so the card for A Touch of Class is looking pretty stacked. we're only a few days away and already we've got The Colony vs. F.I.S.T. and...uh...The Colony vs. F.I.S.T.? hmm, three days away and only one match announced? well, i guess thats what happens when you have a communist in charge. A communist...called Dieter VonSteigerwalt, seriously?! Do I have to teach you the differences between European countries? This is a example of the foolishness which creates the hatred for the BDK because they are different and have a funny accent. Zenophobia is wrong people, accept the fact that people are different so that the promotion that we all love grows to the mighty Swiss oak that it should be! sure, its zenophobia instead of knowing history. i mean its not like there's been a communist Germany or anything {Spoiler} and this is America, damn it! and as Americans, if we don't want our country or our independent professional wrestling promotions being overrun by a bunch of commies bent on world domination, we have a right to speak up against it. Freedom of Speech is of the most precious aspects of the United States, and i applaud the men and women who have fought to defend it, not just far away in distant countries, but also here in the good ol' USA itself. men like UltraMantis Black, who spoke of the evils of Comrade Donst long before he proved himself to be the un-American strudel lover that he is.
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 28, 2009 19:54:25 GMT -5
Xenophobia is spelled with an X, not a Z. Although it is pronounced with a Z.
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Post by Square on Dec 28, 2009 19:56:48 GMT -5
Xenophobia is spelled with an X, not a Z. Although it is pronounced with a Z. I'm British, we invented the language. If I spelt zenophobia with a 8 then it has a 8 in dammit, we spell all words corectlee, unlike you Amerrycans with you're "color" and "honor".
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 28, 2009 20:00:09 GMT -5
Xenophobia is spelled with an X, not a Z. Although it is pronounced with a Z. he's not talking about xenophobia, he's talking about Zenophobia Zenophobia - an exaggerated or abnormal fear of actress Zena Grey
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Post by Square on Dec 28, 2009 20:04:56 GMT -5
A communist...called Dieter VonSteigerwalt, seriously?! Do I have to teach you the differences between European countries? This is a example of the foolishness which creates the hatred for the BDK because they are different and have a funny accent. Zenophobia is wrong people, accept the fact that people are different so that the promotion that we all love grows to the mighty Swiss oak that it should be! sure, its zenophobia instead of knowing history. i mean its not like there's been a communist Germany or anything {Spoiler} and this is America, damn it! and as Americans, if we don't want our country or our independent professional wrestling promotions being overrun by a bunch of commies bent on world domination, we have a right to speak up against it. Freedom of Speech is of the most precious aspects of the United States, and i applaud the men and women who have fought to defend it, not just far away in distant countries, but also here in the good ol' USA itself. men like UltraMantis Black, who spoke of the evils of Comrade Donst long before he proved himself to be the un-American strudel lover that he is. OK firstly sir, I see Mr Kaufman was correct about people from Memphis. This is a map of Europe please note that Swiztaland and Germany are two seperate nations. And secondly Mantis does not believe in free speech otherwise he would not have turned his back on poor Pinkie Shanchez who just because he acts differently than him makes him bad in Mantis' eyes. And just like Delerious people are brainwashed into being like him. Sir if the BDK are communist then I shall look at the other end of the spectrum for the position of Mr Mantis Black.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2009 20:14:01 GMT -5
so the card for A Touch of Class is looking pretty stacked. we're only a few days away and already we've got The Colony vs. F.I.S.T. and...uh...The Colony vs. F.I.S.T.? hmm, three days away and only one match announced? well, i guess thats what happens when you have a communist in charge. Firstly, A Touch of Class is January 31st, not December 31st. Secondly, there's a new blog online. This one from everyones second-favorite mantis: 12/28/2009: So apparently now that this BDK collective finally has a name and a face to go along with its endless parade of verbal and physical threats, I suppose you expect me to cower in fear! Well Mr. Ares, I have news for you: the great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit. You and your party of miscreants dare to viciously assault myself, and my trusted associate Delirious and don't expect swift retribution? Highly laughable! In fact, I grow giddy with anticipation at the mere thought of seeing how my Neo Solar Temple matches up with your Bruderschaft in the ring. Unfortunately, I have already previously agreed to a trios match in January against three vaunted competitors of the highest caliber - opponents who demand serious competition. And of course, there is no doubt that The Order will be the greatest challenge that CHIKARA can provide this group of esteemed combatants, as we embark on our journey to claim the title of King of Trios. Furthermore, Delirious and myself have already acquired the elusive 3 points which enable us to challenge for the Campeonatos de Parejas at our leisure. And it is with great wisdom that I have made the decision to closely protect these points until February. We will take no chances. So dear Ares, I do hope that you and your BDK can find some other way to occupy your time next month, because The Order has more important business to tend to. Sincerely, UMB
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Post by Square on Dec 28, 2009 20:25:44 GMT -5
ALSO if the BDK are Commuist, then that is a party that I would want to be in *Warning, the following photoshop may blow your mind. Square Q Squarington III or the BDK do not claim any responisbilty to deaths due to cranium explosions caused by this picture*
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 28, 2009 20:31:07 GMT -5
sure, its zenophobia instead of knowing history. i mean its not like there's been a communist Germany or anything {Spoiler} and this is America, damn it! and as Americans, if we don't want our country or our independent professional wrestling promotions being overrun by a bunch of commies bent on world domination, we have a right to speak up against it. Freedom of Speech is of the most precious aspects of the United States, and i applaud the men and women who have fought to defend it, not just far away in distant countries, but also here in the good ol' USA itself. men like UltraMantis Black, who spoke of the evils of Comrade Donst long before he proved himself to be the un-American strudel lover that he is. OK firstly sir, I see Mr Kaufman was correct about people from Memphis. This is a map of Europe please note that Swiztaland and Germany are two seperate nations. And secondly Mantis does not believe in free speech otherwise he would not have turned his back on poor Pinkie Shanchez who just because he acts differently than him makes him bad in Mantis' eyes. And just like Delerious people are brainwashed into being like him. Sir if the BDK are communist then I shall look at the other end of the spectrum for the position of Mr Mantis Black. well, just like Andy Kaufman (who got his ass kicked by Jerry Lawler by the way), you don't know what you're talking about. Dieter VonSteigerwalt ain't blond, so he ain't Swiss or of Swiss decent. just one look at him and you can tell his family came from the eastern side of Germany. and while on the subject of Switzerland and communist intentions, its true they aren't a communist country. HOWEVER, like most European countries they have had and still have a communist political party. not to mention, they seem to have a love for a certain color: well well well, that flag is mostly red. and look... ...Swiss wrestler Claudio Castagnoli also seems to have a fondness for the color red. i wonder what color is communism most associated with... and what does Pinkie Sanchez actions (not words) have to do with free speech? did UltraMantis Black order Pinkie Sanchez to not talk? no. did UltraMantis Black yell at Pinkie Sanchez to shut up? no. what he did do is tell Pinko Sanchez not to dance because he was trying to take The Order to greater heights. and is that a bad thing to want that? no. if Pinko had been a bit more serious, maybe they wouldn't have walked out on him and maybe he'd been in beloved member of CHIKARA and beloved American like UltraMantis Black is. and as for Delirious being "brainwashed", the BDK has the Eye of Tyr now, yet Delirious still remains loyal to UMB because he knows how true of an American he really is.
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Post by Square on Dec 28, 2009 20:39:19 GMT -5
OK firstly sir, I see Mr Kaufman was correct about people from Memphis. This is a map of Europe please note that Swiztaland and Germany are two seperate nations. And secondly Mantis does not believe in free speech otherwise he would not have turned his back on poor Pinkie Shanchez who just because he acts differently than him makes him bad in Mantis' eyes. And just like Delerious people are brainwashed into being like him. Sir if the BDK are communist then I shall look at the other end of the spectrum for the position of Mr Mantis Black. well, just like Andy Kaufman (who got his ass kicked by Jerry Lawler by the way), you don't know what you're talking about. Dieter VonSteigerwalt ain't blond, so he ain't Swiss or of Swiss decent. just one look at him and you can tell his family came from the eastern side of Germany. and while on the subject of Switzerland and communist intentions, its true they aren't a communist country. HOWEVER, like most European countries they have had and still have a communist political party. not to mention, they seem to have a love for a certain color: well well well, that flag is mostly red. and look... ...Swiss wrestler Claudio Castagnoli also seems to have a fondness for the color red. i wonder what color is communism most associated with... and what does Pinkie Sanchez actions (not words) have to do with free speech? did UltraMantis Black order Pinkie Sanchez to not talk? no. did UltraMantis Black yell at Pinkie Sanchez to shut up? no. what he did do is tell Pinko Sanchez not to dance because he was trying to take The Order to greater heights. and is that a bad thing to want that? no. if Pinko had been a bit more serious, maybe they wouldn't have walked out on him and maybe he'd been in beloved member of CHIKARA and beloved American like UltraMantis Black is. and as for Delirious being "brainwashed", the BDK has the Eye of Tyr now, yet Delirious still remains loyal to UMB because he knows how true of an American he really is. Actually to me Claudio looks fond of the colour orange so unless he is helping a satsuma communist invasion there is no connection And also to get technical every country in the world has a communist party, including the US so by your logic all Americans are communist making the BDK the only faction against communism in CHIKARA...Excpet 2.0, but no one cares about them. And also you can speak through dance dammit, like the bees! Pinkie was sending a message towards the audiance but Mantis stopped that! MANTIS IS A FASCIST AND A INSECT HATER! And Mantis said that the Eye of Tyr can not be reveresed because he does not have the eye so Delirious is still therefore brainwashed!
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 28, 2009 20:39:43 GMT -5
so the card for A Touch of Class is looking pretty stacked. we're only a few days away and already we've got The Colony vs. F.I.S.T. and...uh...The Colony vs. F.I.S.T.? hmm, three days away and only one match announced? well, i guess thats what happens when you have a communist in charge. Firstly, A Touch of Class is January 31st, not December 31st. ...like i said, we're a month away and only have one match announced, yet when Lenny Chikarason was in charge we'd have at least three announced by now as well as one for the show after that {Spoiler}i've been traveling the past two days and have only gotten about three hours sleep, so get off my back or else i'll send Ninja Squirrel after you
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2009 20:51:42 GMT -5
Firstly, A Touch of Class is January 31st, not December 31st. ...like i said, we're a month away and only have one match announced so the card for A Touch of Class is looking pretty stacked. we're only a few days away and already we've got The Colony vs. F.I.S.T. and...uh...The Colony vs. F.I.S.T.? hmm, three days away and only one match announced? well, i guess thats what happens when you have a communist in charge. Maybe you should stop looking at Claudios tights and look at a calendar instead
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 28, 2009 21:09:32 GMT -5
well, just like Andy Kaufman (who got his ass kicked by Jerry Lawler by the way), you don't know what you're talking about. Dieter VonSteigerwalt ain't blond, so he ain't Swiss or of Swiss decent. just one look at him and you can tell his family came from the eastern side of Germany. and while on the subject of Switzerland and communist intentions, its true they aren't a communist country. HOWEVER, like most European countries they have had and still have a communist political party. not to mention, they seem to have a love for a certain color: well well well, that flag is mostly red. and look... ...Swiss wrestler Claudio Castagnoli also seems to have a fondness for the color red. i wonder what color is communism most associated with... and what does Pinkie Sanchez actions (not words) have to do with free speech? did UltraMantis Black order Pinkie Sanchez to not talk? no. did UltraMantis Black yell at Pinkie Sanchez to shut up? no. what he did do is tell Pinko Sanchez not to dance because he was trying to take The Order to greater heights. and is that a bad thing to want that? no. if Pinko had been a bit more serious, maybe they wouldn't have walked out on him and maybe he'd been in beloved member of CHIKARA and beloved American like UltraMantis Black is. and as for Delirious being "brainwashed", the BDK has the Eye of Tyr now, yet Delirious still remains loyal to UMB because he knows how true of an American he really is. Actually to me Claudio looks fond of the colour orange so unless he is helping a satsuma communist invasion there is no connection And also to get technical every country in the world has a communist party, including the US so by your logic all Americans are communist making the BDK the only faction against communism in CHIKARA...Excpet 2.0, but no one cares about them. And also you can speak through dance dammit, like the bees! Pinkie was sending a message towards the audiance but Mantis stopped that! MANTIS IS A FASCIST AND A INSECT HATER! And Mantis said that the Eye of Tyr can not be reveresed because he does not have the eye so Delirious is still therefore brainwashed! 1. its the light from the flash thats making it look like Claudio is wearing red-orange in that pick, but its as true red as Mother Russia. 2. while there may be a communist party in the United States, North America (where the US is located) has never had even 10% of its countries under communist rule. the same cannot be said about Europe, where Claudio and Ares are from as well as VonSteigerwalt family. 3. everyone (except communists) cares about 2.0... BOOYA!!!4. Pinko Sanchez is not a bee, he's a man (and i use that term loosly). and with humans, its faster to talk than to dance some message. so thanks Pinko for trying to waste our time with your lies about UltraMantis Black 5. i think its plainly obvious that UltraMantis Black, freedom lover, is not a fascist, so theres that. but how is he an "insect hater"? he's part insect and friend to all animals, which is why he rarely if ever raises a hand against them (unless they attack him first). if anyone in CHIKARA is an insect hater, its Pinko Sanchez...or should i say Carpenter Ant. thats right, he joined The Colony and pretended to be an ant just like them, only to stab them in the back at the Season 8 finale. 6. even if Delirious was, as you claim, "brainwashed", i'm pretty sure he'd remain at the side of UMB. UltraMantis Black, the one who taught him the Praying Mantis Bomb which has made Delirious a force to be reckoned with in CHIKARA. UltraMantis Black, the one who led him to three points and a shot at the Campeonatos de Parejas. UltraMantis Black, the one who got him that sweet black & white mask thats 20 times better than his solid black Age of the Fall mask. UltraMantis Black, the one he calls friend.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 28, 2009 21:10:37 GMT -5
...like i said, we're a month away and only have one match announced so the card for A Touch of Class is looking pretty stacked. we're only a few days away and already we've got The Colony vs. F.I.S.T. and...uh...The Colony vs. F.I.S.T.? hmm, three days away and only one match announced? well, i guess thats what happens when you have a communist in charge. Maybe you should stop looking at Claudios tights and look at a calendar instead and thus the Ninja Squirrel is released
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Post by Error on Dec 28, 2009 21:12:50 GMT -5
Alright, hate to rain on the parade but, lets move away from the talk of the Communist Party and back to BDK. We can still talk about how Commie the BDK are but, I'd just feel better if we left talk of the party out of here.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 28, 2009 21:15:24 GMT -5
Alright, hate to rain on the parade but, lets move away from the talk of the Communist Party and back to BDK. We can still talk about how Commie the BDK are but, I'd just feel better if we left talk of the party out of here. what about the Pizza Party? can we talk about that?
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Post by Error on Dec 28, 2009 21:23:16 GMT -5
Alright, hate to rain on the parade but, lets move away from the talk of the Communist Party and back to BDK. We can still talk about how Commie the BDK are but, I'd just feel better if we left talk of the party out of here. what about the Pizza Party? can we talk about that? Hmm....I don't know about that Bell Pepper but, I'll allow it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2009 23:40:11 GMT -5
Alright, hate to rain on the parade but, lets move away from the talk of the Communist Party and back to BDK. We can still talk about how Commie the BDK are but, I'd just feel better if we left talk of the party out of here. what about the Pizza Party? can we talk about that? Why is that bell pepper wearing heels?
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Post by triplethreatmark on Dec 29, 2009 0:03:12 GMT -5
what about the Pizza Party? can we talk about that? Why is that bell pepper wearing heels? The mushroom suspiciously looks like a penis
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Post by Taupy on Dec 29, 2009 16:32:08 GMT -5
What happened to the Chivas and Buck Hawke?
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Post by Methusael86 on Dec 29, 2009 22:42:37 GMT -5
Chivas were never really a part of the roster. Buck Hawke got let go months ago since Chikara hadn't done anything with him for a while (seemingly because Ryder and Sweeney left).
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