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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 15, 2009 11:46:17 GMT -5
he's not a lizard, he's from the sea. So? He's still not a Fish. Hell, he probably ate them all the time while he was still there. 1) he's part fish 2) everyone knows McDonald's Filet-O-Fish isn't 100% fish. hell, it isn't even 10% fish. they just stick a net in the ocean, and what ever it grabs thats what goes in the "fish" patties. its got crab shells, old tires, jellyfish, and yes, even Hydras.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 15, 2009 11:50:45 GMT -5
So? He's still not a Fish. Hell, he probably ate them all the time while he was still there. 1) he's part fish 2) everyone knows McDonald's Filet-O-Fish isn't 100% fish. hell, it isn't even 10% fish. they just stick a net in the ocean, and what ever it grabs thats what goes in the "fish" patties. its got crab shells, old tires, jellyfish, and yes, even Hydras. 1. He's all Lizard, baby. 2. Well, for all we know, Hydra could the last of his kind, after the great "Hydra/Lobsterman War", so he wouldn't care.
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Post by dsriggs on Dec 15, 2009 12:06:14 GMT -5
1) he's part fish 2) everyone knows McDonald's Filet-O-Fish isn't 100% fish. hell, it isn't even 10% fish. they just stick a net in the ocean, and what ever it grabs thats what goes in the "fish" patties. its got crab shells, old tires, jellyfish, and yes, even Hydras. 1. He's all Lizard, baby. 2. Well, for all we know, Hydra could the last of his kind, after the great "Hydra/Lobsterman War", so he wouldn't care. For all we know there may be other Hydra's out there! And maybe OUR Hydra was using professional wrestling as a way to make his plight known to the world and, more importantly, to rouse the interest of a female Hydra!! Maybe even have little Hydra Jr's, frolicking with the fish and the turtles in the big blue ocean. But NO. Timothy Donst HATES families. So now there will NEVER be any baby Hydras. I hope he's happy. That bastard!
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 15, 2009 12:06:35 GMT -5
1) he's part fish 2) everyone knows McDonald's Filet-O-Fish isn't 100% fish. hell, it isn't even 10% fish. they just stick a net in the ocean, and what ever it grabs thats what goes in the "fish" patties. its got crab shells, old tires, jellyfish, and yes, even Hydras. 1. He's all Lizard, baby. 2. Well, for all we know, Hydra could the last of his kind, after the great "Hydra/Lobsterman War", so he wouldn't care. 1. he ain't a lizard, you're thinking of Delirious. he's part fish, part man. 2. Hydra isn't the last of his kind, but he's close. and it wasn't the Hydra/Lobsterman War that wiped most of them out, that was just lies put out by McDonald to cover up the fact they killed most of them by harvesting them for the Filet-O-Fish.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 15, 2009 12:08:24 GMT -5
1. He's all Lizard, baby. 2. Well, for all we know, Hydra could the last of his kind, after the great "Hydra/Lobsterman War", so he wouldn't care. 1. he ain't a lizard, you're thinking of Delirious. he's part fish, part man. 2. Hydra isn't the last of his kind, but he's close. and it wasn't the Hydra/Lobsterman War that wiped most of them out, that was just lies put out by McDonald to cover up the fact they killed most of them by harvesting them for the Filet-O-Fish. No man, once the Lobstermen unleashed the Ketchup Bomb, it was all over for the Hydras.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 15, 2009 12:15:08 GMT -5
1. he ain't a lizard, you're thinking of Delirious. he's part fish, part man. 2. Hydra isn't the last of his kind, but he's close. and it wasn't the Hydra/Lobsterman War that wiped most of them out, that was just lies put out by McDonald to cover up the fact they killed most of them by harvesting them for the Filet-O-Fish. No man, once the Lobstermen unleashed the Ketchup Bomb, it was all over for the Hydras. the Lobstermen are the henchmen of McDonalds. when they released the Ketchup Bomb during the Great Hydra Massacre of 2003, its was because they were unable to get their former main ingredient in the Filet-O-Fish, the clown fish, after the rest of the sea creatures rose up and attacked them when they tried to kill Nemo.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 15, 2009 12:17:43 GMT -5
No man, once the Lobstermen unleashed the Ketchup Bomb, it was all over for the Hydras. the Lobstermen are the henchmen of McDonalds. when they released the Ketchup Bomb during the Great Hydra Massacre of 2003, its was because they were unable to get their former main ingredient in the Filet-O-Fish, the clown fish, after the rest of the sea creatures rose up and attacked them when they tried to kill Nemo. But, remember how it has said in the past how CHIKARA has a Science Division? Well, there is also a military branch, and the reason why you haven't heard of the Lobstermen since is because Quackenbush bombed them to Lobster Hell. Dirty war, man. ....................What where we talking about, again?
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Post by dsriggs on Dec 15, 2009 12:31:07 GMT -5
A Military Division?? I refuse to believe Soldier Ant would accept shenanigans such as bombing lobsters occurring in his platoon.
Soldier Ant. Now THERE'S somebody who does things FOR AMERICA.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 15, 2009 12:32:48 GMT -5
A Military Division?? I refuse to believe Soldier Ant would accept shenanigans such as bombing lobsters occurring in his platoon. Soldier Ant. Now THERE'S somebody who does things FOR AMERICA. This happened in 2003, way before he was around.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 15, 2009 12:39:49 GMT -5
the Lobstermen are the henchmen of McDonalds. when they released the Ketchup Bomb during the Great Hydra Massacre of 2003, its was because they were unable to get their former main ingredient in the Filet-O-Fish, the clown fish, after the rest of the sea creatures rose up and attacked them when they tried to kill Nemo. But, remember how it has said in the past how CHIKARA has a Science Division? Well, there is also a military branch, and the reason why you haven't heard of the Lobstermen since is because Quackenbush bombed them to Lobster Hell. Dirty war, man. ....................What where we talking about, again? ...we're talking about Comrade Donst and those scumbags in the BDK trying to poison America's youth by getting them to turn their backs on the red, white & blue of Old Glory.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 15, 2009 12:43:59 GMT -5
But, remember how it has said in the past how CHIKARA has a Science Division? Well, there is also a military branch, and the reason why you haven't heard of the Lobstermen since is because Quackenbush bombed them to Lobster Hell. Dirty war, man. ....................What where we talking about, again? ...we're talking about Comrade Donst and those scumbags in the BDK trying to poison America's youth by getting them to turn their backs on the red, white & blue of Old Glory. Oh, the cultist babble against true patriots. Well, carry on.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 15, 2009 12:47:53 GMT -5
...we're talking about Comrade Donst and those scumbags in the BDK trying to poison America's youth by getting them to turn their backs on the red, white & blue of Old Glory. Oh, the cultist babble against true patriots. Well, carry on. so we're in agreement about the communist cult that is the BDK babbling about true patriots like UltraMantis Black and the rest of The Order of the Neo-Solar Temple? well thats good ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Convoy on Dec 15, 2009 14:19:36 GMT -5
Quick question related to next season:
Chikara announced that they are returning to the old seating arrangement (first come, first serve rather than first-row and children's tickets) for 2010 - but if one were to get a CHIKARMY Membership, that would allow the person to enter the live shows before others.
Does this also allow a person to bring a friend in early?
It would be stupid to buy one, only to find out that my girlfriend couldn't come in with me. And I don't know how people feel about saving seats at Chikara shows.
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Post by Jazzman on Dec 15, 2009 14:22:26 GMT -5
I just thought we Americans and freedom fighters would all appreciate this, so here you go. note to BDK followers, this is not for YOU!
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Dec 15, 2009 23:55:12 GMT -5
Quick question related to next season: Chikara announced that they are returning to the old seating arrangement (first come, first serve rather than first-row and children's tickets) for 2010 - but if one were to get a CHIKARMY Membership, that would allow the person to enter the live shows before others. Does this also allow a person to bring a friend in early? The CHIKARMY pass will get you in early still. I was wondering the same thing though. I broguht my girlfriend to Man Makes Plans and God Laughs and there was no way she would have stood out there alone with some of the people walking around. Theres nothing like a wrestling show to bring mutants out of there hiding.
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Post by Convoy on Dec 16, 2009 0:16:07 GMT -5
Quick question related to next season: Chikara announced that they are returning to the old seating arrangement (first come, first serve rather than first-row and children's tickets) for 2010 - but if one were to get a CHIKARMY Membership, that would allow the person to enter the live shows before others. Does this also allow a person to bring a friend in early? The CHIKARMY pass will get you in early still. I was wondering the same thing though. I broguht my girlfriend to Man Makes Plans and God Laughs and there was no way she would have stood out there alone with some of the people walking around. Theres nothing like a wrestling show to bring mutants out of there hiding. I've all but decided against it at this point. 1. The wording for the membership on Chikara's product page makes it sound like a person who buys this would have no problem going to a show alone. Which is stupid, in my opinion. I would hate to go to a wrestling show alone, even if the person I'm with doesn't like wrestling (my girlfriend watches WWE sometimes, but loves Chikara clips and DVDs). 2. It's over $50 dollars for a pass that I'll probably use twice a year at most. In fact, the Jersey show in May will be my first live Chikara experience. There's no point in buying a pass to go in early without my girlfriend when I'm only going to use it once or twice. It's a half hour drive from her place, so we'll just leave early that day.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Dec 16, 2009 0:26:28 GMT -5
The CHIKARMY pass will get you in early still. I was wondering the same thing though. I broguht my girlfriend to Man Makes Plans and God Laughs and there was no way she would have stood out there alone with some of the people walking around. Theres nothing like a wrestling show to bring mutants out of there hiding. I've all but decided against it at this point. 1. The wording for the membership on Chikara's product page makes it sound like a person who buys this would have no problem going to a show alone. Which is stupid, in my opinion. I would hate to go to a wrestling show alone, even if the person I'm with doesn't like wrestling (my girlfriend watches WWE sometimes, but loves Chikara clips and DVDs). 2. It's over $50 dollars for a pass that I'll probably use twice a year at most. In fact, the Jersey show in May will be my first live Chikara experience. There's no point in buying a pass to go in early without my girlfriend when I'm only going to use it once or twice. It's a half hour drive from her place, so we'll just leave early that day. Living in Mass I made the same call. I will go to every CHIKARA show in Mass but damn I'll just show up early to the 1 show a year the run here
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2009 10:56:51 GMT -5
Chikara's Detroit Area Debut!
"We Must Eat Michigan's Brain" Saturday, June 26th Taylor, MI
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 16, 2009 11:32:18 GMT -5
Chikara's Detroit Area Debut! "We Must Eat Michigan's Brain" Saturday, June 26th Taylor, MI A show named, appropriately enough, after a They Might Be Giants lyric. So it's guaranteed to be awesome.
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Post by Convoy on Dec 16, 2009 12:32:29 GMT -5
Wow, they are going widespread in 2010.
Please announced a New York debut soon, Chikara.
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