Vince's wacky AOL chat from 1998.

[ToyfareMark]

Came across this recently, pretty interesting read.

pwchronicle.blogspot.com/2006/01/history-vince-mcmahons-troubled-1998.html

Apparently technical difficulties popped up and Vince just starts chatting with himself.

[Jason Todd Grisham]

That was awesome. Vince McMahon has such a middle school-ish sense of humor.

[Richard]

Those bastards at AOL knew they would merge with Time Warner (that is right, they knew the future, well to a point) and were trying to sabotage Vince and WWE to get a more valuable company!

[Arturo Classico]

That was awesome weird that he seemed to do the chat in Mr. McMahon character. Or maybe that was just how Vince really is tough to tell at this point. But him basically cutting a promo at the end was great.

[Cry Me a Wiggle]

I bet Vince still uses AOL. Maybe he can use it to find showtimes for The Blair Witch Project, which he's just learned about as well.

[Arturo Classico]

Apr 16, 2010 0:26:37 GMT -5 Cry Me a Wiggle said:

I bet Vince still uses AOL. Maybe he can use it to find showtimes for The Blair Witch Project, which he's just learned about as well.

I doubt it since he killed the Blonde Bytch Project because no one saw the Blair Witch Project. Apparently.

[derangedhermit]

Speaking of massive, wait til you get a load of a new WWF toy. It's called a BOSS HOSS. It's a 351 cubic inch chevrolet engine. Fitted between my legs, 0 to 60 in 1 1/2 seconds. It's the ultimate crotch rocket!

Question: Vince you need to further improve your light weight division.....the belt seems almost meaningless. How will you improve this?

WWFLive2: Yokozuna is on a diet! Perhaps an influx of Ethiopian talent would be appropriate

Amazing. I love when Vince rips on people.

[Ryushinku]

I wish some of those old Prodigy and AOL chats Bischoff did in '97 were available. Those were fun too.

[GeneralBeefDouche]

WWFLive2: We're back, finally!

WWFLive2: No we're not back.

[Push R Truth]

I gained new respect for the man after he named George the Animal Steel his favorite wrestler.

[Throwback]

That really didn't seem like Vince at all.

[Tapout]

Tremendous.

[Lardlad]

Apr 16, 2010 4:23:12 GMT -5 Ryushinku said:

I wish some of those old Prodigy and AOL chats Bischoff did in '97 were available. Those were fun too.

Here are a bunch, including a few with Bischoff....
hack-man.com/Wrestling/Interviews/

["Dashing" Dr.VonPhoenix]

Question: Vince you need to further improve your light weight division.....the belt seems almost meaningless. How will you improve this?

WWFLive2: Yokozuna is on a diet! Perhaps an influx of Ethiopian talent would be appropriate

I want this on my tombstone. Hilarious!

[The Peoples Elbow]

Excellent.

[Deleted]

Is sid coming back?

I sure hope not

[bob]

Yoko on a diet

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

Question: Are you interested in Chris Jericho?
WWFLive2: I'm interested in any young aggressive performer who has the desire to excel.

I loved this one

[Matt Dunn]

I was surprised about the comments concerning Vader's BO. I heard this was one of the reasons he was canned. Something about him not washing his tights because he thought it was bad luck or smthng. The other reason was his weight.

The Sid thing was also pretty dern funny. And the Yoko/lightweight thing.

Really entertaining stuff.

[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]

Question: Vince, what is your true opinion on Mick Foley? Don't you think he deserves at least a title shot after all he's done to himself for the WWF?

WWFLive2: Mick Foley is one of the most extraordinary human beings on the face of the planet. But sometimes people don't get what they deserve. Although in Mick's case, he might.

FORSHADOWING! Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!