[ Verse One: Braxton ]Straight outta Wrestlecrap!, crazy smurfin hobo named Braxton
From the gang called Wrestlecrappers With Attitudes
When John Thomas sounds off, I get pissed off
Hit the bottle and bodies get hauled off
You too, boy, if ya smurf with me
The dream police are gonna hafta come and get me
Outdated references that's how I'm goin out
For the crappers I'm handing out shout outs
Crappers start to mumble,biddin on the pinball with the rumble
Throw in the special backpiece and they stumble
Getting on WWE TV just like that
Holdin up signs that say "Centaur Ass"
So give it up smooth
Ain't no telling when I'm down for a german dance groove
Here's some wrestlecrap to keep ya dancin
It'll give ya amesia like Cactus Jack Manson
V8 and Beer is the tool
Don't make me act like sodas rule
Me and you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin nikas out tha box, daily
subscribe to us weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb smark mothersmurfers see clearly
that I'm down with Ahmed with a captial T
Even the Sand Rippa can't smurf wit me
So when I'm in yo neighbor hood you better duck
Cause Blade Braxton is crazy as smurf
As I'm leaving believe I'm laughin'
But when I come back, boy, I'm coming straight outta Crappin'
[ Chorus:]( City of Crappin, City of Crappin)
[Lord Alfie]: Yo Kor!
[MC Kor]: Whassup?
[Lord Alfie]: Promotional Consideration is Paid for By the Following!
[Verse Two: MC Kor]Straight outta Wrestlecrap, another crazy ass nika
More spacemen I smoke, I laugh, and my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad mothersmurfer and you know this
But the pussy Sci-Fi channel don't show this
But I don't give a smurf. I'ma make my laughs
If not from the movies, from jackin the laughtracks
Just like burgerly, the definition is "jackin"
When Deal has the soundbite illegally armed it's called laughin'
Shootdown a mothersmurfer in a minute
I find a bad joke, yo I'm all up in it.
So if you're at a wrestling show in the front row
I'll call you a bitch or a dirty ass ho
You'll probably get mad like yella is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, that your composed to
a crazy ass mothersmurfer from outer space
Attitude legit cause I'm rippin off your face
MC Kor controls the pilot automatic
On any TV screen that's showin static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
Everytime I pull a raygun off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
K-O-R- spells Kor but I'm watchin RAW
See, cause I'm the mothersmurfin' villian
Definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're in space your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nika like Kor is on a gangsta tip
Strait outta Crappin'
(Chorus:)( City of Crappin, City of Crappin)
[Dr. Deal] Speakin of CRAPPIN, Lord Alfie is his name and the boy is
[ Verse 3: Lord Alfie]PAID FOR BY THE FOLLOWING
I'm transparent like predators on halloween
Stone Cold Steve Austin Raises Hell
People wonder what's in Godwinn's pail
See, I don't give a smurf, that's the problem
I see a mothersmurfin wrestler I don't dodge em
But I'm smart, lay low, hold the mic for a while
When I see a jobber pass then I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the ego that's showin
but he don't know where the smurf he's goin
looking for the one they call Alfie
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Transparent!, never seen like a shadow in the dark
Except when I voice over, I don't care about the amount
Cause I know Global Internet just got a new account
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one will be forgettin
So what if someone tries to take my spot, smurf Him
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker
This is the autobiography of the Alfie, and if you ever smurf with me
You'll find out like Funk I'm hardcore
For this Promotional Consideration your body just paid for
Straight outta Wrestlecrap..
[Chorus: ](City of Crappin, City of Crappin)
( Dr. Deal: Damn, that sucked)