Straight outta Wrestlecrap!, crazy smurfin hobo named Braxton From the gang called Wrestlecrappers With Attitudes When John Thomas sounds off, I get pissed off Hit the bottle and bodies get hauled off You too, boy, if ya smurf with me The dream police are gonna hafta come and get me Outdated references that's how I'm goin out For the crappers I'm handing out shout outs Crappers start to mumble,biddin on the pinball with the rumble Throw in the special backpiece and they stumble Getting on WWE TV just like that Holdin up signs that say "Centaur Ass" So give it up smooth Ain't no telling when I'm down for a german dance groove Here's some wrestlecrap to keep ya dancin It'll give ya amesia like Cactus Jack Manson V8 and Beer is the tool Don't make me act like sodas rule Me and you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin nikas out tha box, daily subscribe to us weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb smark mothersmurfers see clearly that I'm down with Ahmed with a captial T Even the Sand Rippa can't smurf wit me So when I'm in yo neighbor hood you better duck Cause Blade Braxton is crazy as smurf As I'm leaving believe I'm laughin' But when I come back, boy, I'm coming straight outta Crappin'
( City of Crappin, City of Crappin) [Lord Alfie]: Yo Kor! [MC Kor]: Whassup? [Lord Alfie]: Promotional Consideration is Paid for By the Following!
[Verse Two: MC Kor]
Straight outta Wrestlecrap, another crazy ass nika More spacemen I smoke, I laugh, and my rep gets bigger I'm a bad mothersmurfer and you know this But the pussy Sci-Fi channel don't show this But I don't give a smurf. I'ma make my laughs If not from the movies, from jackin the laughtracks Just like burgerly, the definition is "jackin" When Deal has the soundbite illegally armed it's called laughin' Shootdown a mothersmurfer in a minute I find a bad joke, yo I'm all up in it. So if you're at a wrestling show in the front row I'll call you a bitch or a dirty ass ho You'll probably get mad like yella is supposed to But that shows me, slut, that your composed to a crazy ass mothersmurfer from outer space Attitude legit cause I'm rippin off your face MC Kor controls the pilot automatic On any TV screen that's showin static Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself Everytime I pull a raygun off the shelf The security is maximum and that's a law K-O-R- spells Kor but I'm watchin RAW See, cause I'm the mothersmurfin' villian Definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin that's takin place without a clue And once you're in space your ass is through Look, you might take it as a trip but a nika like Kor is on a gangsta tip Strait outta Crappin'
( City of Crappin, City of Crappin) [Dr. Deal] Speakin of CRAPPIN, Lord Alfie is his name and the boy is
[ Verse 3: Lord Alfie]
PAID FOR BY THE FOLLOWING I'm transparent like predators on halloween Stone Cold Steve Austin Raises Hell People wonder what's in Godwinn's pail See, I don't give a smurf, that's the problem I see a mothersmurfin wrestler I don't dodge em But I'm smart, lay low, hold the mic for a while When I see a jobber pass then I smile To me it's kinda funny, the ego that's showin but he don't know where the smurf he's goin looking for the one they call Alfie But here's a flash, they never seize me Transparent!, never seen like a shadow in the dark Except when I voice over, I don't care about the amount Cause I know Global Internet just got a new account Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin But leave a memory no one will be forgettin So what if someone tries to take my spot, smurf Him You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker This is the autobiography of the Alfie, and if you ever smurf with me You'll find out like Funk I'm hardcore For this Promotional Consideration your body just paid for Straight outta Wrestlecrap..
(City of Crappin, City of Crappin) ( Dr. Deal: Damn, that sucked)
Last Edit: Oct 20, 2008 22:49:20 GMT -5 by Deleted