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Post by Blade Braxton on Aug 7, 2009 0:15:46 GMT -5
Sex and the Saltcube: Blade's none too flattering name for the show Sex and the City due to the horsy faced Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't remember saying that phrase AT ALL. So therefore, I believe it's appropriate to say I just made myself LOL.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Aug 7, 2009 0:42:16 GMT -5
You said it once. It was only once though and I think it was before a haiku.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Aug 7, 2009 12:14:35 GMT -5
Wrestlecrap Radio Gong: Traditional musical instrument gong usually played when someone has failed a Co Host Contest audition or even rang multiple times when something tasteless or awful has been said on the show, often by Blade.
Betsy Russel: Sexy female star of the comedy movie Private School from 1983. Notable scene involved her riding a horse in the film without a shirt which captured RD and Blade's attention.
Orange Skin: What Jessica Alba has in the Fantastic Four movie sequel.
Kelsey Grammer: Famous television star of shows such as Cheers and Frasier. Got the role of The Beast in the third X Men movie. RD once said on the show that people who attend WWE televised events should hold up signs that read: "Kelsey Grammer is my favorite of the X Men."
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 7, 2009 17:16:29 GMT -5
Megatrolla-The hulking robot sent by The Trolla Corp. to replace Nathan as the TNA correspondent. In the process, he obliterated Nathan after RD and Blade sent the package to Nathan`s house. Megatrolla resembled the ED-209 in pictures and was distinguished by an unwillingness to watch TNA due to his pursuit of the Matrix Of Leadership. Megatrolla was quickly destroyed by an out-of-control Shane McMahon who somehow demolished the robot with wildly thrown punches that mostly missed and heavy breathing. Despite the fact that it sounded like Megatrolla might still function, RD and Blade choose to acknowledge that it died.
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 7, 2009 17:22:43 GMT -5
You know, I know Madison is busy with his own stuff, but how cool would it be if he could pull all of this stuff into the O-Fficial Handbook Of The Wrestlecrap Universe?
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Post by Stevie J on Aug 7, 2009 18:23:16 GMT -5
Stubby the Hobo Dummy - A very sexually lewd sidekick for RD and Blade who usually manages to upset the mild-mannered Mr. Reynolds after his third or fourth joke about beavers. Was once famously burned in a conflagration by Mrs. Deal only to be resurrected by WWE style retconning.
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Post by Blade Braxton on Aug 7, 2009 23:14:01 GMT -5
You know, I know Madison is busy with his own stuff, but how cool would it be if he could pull all of this stuff into the O-Fficial Handbook Of The Wrestlecrap Universe? Ha ha, that'd be awesome.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Aug 8, 2009 0:15:05 GMT -5
Crack: An oft mentioned drug on the show and Stubby the Hobo Vantrilloquist Dolls favorite drug. The digital equivilant to which was described as being globalinternet.net. (no not really)
Kettle Corn: A sweetened variety of popcorn. RD hates it.
Organic Foods: Organically grown products like cereal and milk. Mrs Deal once remarked that RD jr would eat such products which RD rebuked immediately. RD HATES things organic.
Food Pyramid: How Mrs. Deal sees how you should pattern your dietary life.
4 Basic Food Groups: How RD sees how you should pattern your dietary life.
Plump: A porn magazine featuring heavyset women that Blade would always see at magazine stands as a youth when looking for Wrestling magazines.
Martha Gooch: A brand of pasta noodles ranging from speghetti to lasagna favored by Blade.
Chef Boy R Dee Chilli Cheese Dog Twistaroni: One of Blade's most favorite foods almost loving it more then he does Boo Berry. Description as on can: "Pasta in sauce with beef with chicken hotdogs with beef."
Pizza Vegetables: RD hates them. Blade once remarked that olives look like martian vaginas on the rag to which RD said he would "use that one."
Soup Vegetables: RD likes them, he can at least eat them.
Fruit: RD hates them. It's not the taste, it's the texture.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Aug 8, 2009 0:45:56 GMT -5
Sad Music a very somber tune that plays usally interupting a previously joyous moment with the news that a wrestler has been relased of there contract.
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 8, 2009 1:12:42 GMT -5
You know, I know Madison is busy with his own stuff, but how cool would it be if he could pull all of this stuff into the O-Fficial Handbook Of The Wrestlecrap Universe? Ha ha, that'd be awesome. At the very least, you need to see if someone could do a mockup of the cover. And it needs to be the old one from the 80's, with the wraparound cover.
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Post by Raging_Demons on Aug 8, 2009 3:13:49 GMT -5
Baby Trolla: Trolla product created and used to keep track of ex-female wrestlers/managers/valets that gave birth to a baby.
Fight Trolla: Trolla product created and used to keep track of Shane McMahon when he goes on a rampage and attacks people. The Fight Trolla picked up Shane McMahon destroying TNA Correspondent Mega Trolla.
Seance Trolla: Trolla product created and used to contact the spirit realm. Unfortunately at the time it only picked up the dead TNA Correspondents of Johnny Six, Stubby (now alive), and others.
Stein Trolla: Trolla product designed specifically for Blade to be his drinking cup of choice to go along with RD's WWE Niagara Falls Cup.
"The Lost Wrestlecrap Radio Episode": An April Fool's Joke that revealed the first ever Wrestlecrap Radio episode when RD & Blade were kids. Most notable: Rd "touched a boob", Blade meets John Thomas for the first time when Thomas was selling "Grit" & admiring Blade's "Bulge", the first ever Trolla product called "The Hulk Trolla", and Blade getting smacked by his mother for making long distance phone calls.
Hulk Trolla: Trolla product with no known use. It was most notable for being in the shape of Hulk Hogan & having a 21-inch power cord. The Hulk Trolla blew up as a result of an electrical overload due to the 21-inch power cord.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Aug 8, 2009 13:35:05 GMT -5
Big Lots: Where Blade does a lot of his grocery shopping and finds various cereals and canned goods. Once found Cat in the Hat gummy candies that were a couple of years past their expiration date. Blade also used to find Kaboom! cereal that was made in Mexico to which RD mused, "Did the box happen to read El Kaboomo!?"
Quentin Tip: Congressman Henry Waxman's alleged investigator who interviewed RD and Blade as to why there were so many deaths involved with Wrestlecrap Radio as well as so many violations in the WCR wellness policy. It was revealed that all he was interested in was Rebecca DiPietro's phone number.
Pro Wrestling: Classic NES video game featuring original wrestling characters. Both RD and Blade are huge fans of this game and once mused that a movie should have been made about this game, "Pro Wrestling: The Movie." When RD was younger and played with friends, they would try to make rules that a character must do to win such as performing three knee lifts in a row. RD was a fan of Fighter Hayabusa with the back brain kick while Blade was a fan of the character, The Amazon who could use bites and chokeholds.
Giant Book of Insults: Antiquated book of put downs, smart remarks and other comebacks that Blade bought as ammo against RD after Blade lost their football bet in early 2007. Insults included such comebacks as: "You about as stimulating as a mouthful of sawdust and water!" or "Your wife coudn't resist you since she can't resist anything 50% off!!" WOW!
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Post by Premier Blah on Aug 8, 2009 14:22:00 GMT -5
Careful, hot plate - The only thing RD translates from any Spanish spoken on the show.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Aug 8, 2009 17:51:12 GMT -5
Buffalo Wild Wings: Chain restaruants of bar and grills specializing in chicken wings, burgers, ribs, shrimp and mixed drinks. RD met Lisa Marie Varron (Victoria) and Kofi Kingston at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Indiana.
Titanic: Doomed ocean liner launched April 10th 1912 and sank it's maiden voyage claiming over 1,500 lives. Since then it was made into a major motion picture but has been seen as inflatable bouncy castles and redemption machines, neither of which feature naked Kate Winslets.
Gay Popeye: Effeminate WCR character modeled after the old E.C. Segar cartoon character. Gay Popeye makes gay jokes, LOTS of gay jokes and is a polarizing character to much of the audience. He has only made a few appearances.
Mushy peas. What Angry Jim Ross was fed while over in Europe in November of 2008. He hated them.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Aug 9, 2009 1:02:48 GMT -5
Blue Paint Girl: Kristal Marshall's nick name by RD and Blade during the 2005 Diva search in which she rolled around in blue paint. RD thought that the name "Blue Paint Girl" would be some bad adult anime that Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons would watch. Indeed "La Blue Girl" is an adult anime series.
Annoyanmous Brooke: Brooke Adams nick name by RD and Blade due to her ability to have no outstanding characteristics from other divas outside of her ability to show the audience her butt.
Patty: RD's name for Trish Stratus, real name Patricia Stratagias.
Industrial Ladders and Magic: Who RD theorizes created WSX's Bling Ladder.
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Post by Premier Blah on Aug 9, 2009 2:39:42 GMT -5
Please to explain - A form of a question used, used most often during the Co-Host Auditions.
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 9, 2009 2:57:44 GMT -5
The Wacker-Mike Check's regrettable nickname for "WWCR", a nickname he gave the show due to his belief that a good radio station always has a nickname based on the station's call letters...despite the fact that Wrestlecrap Radio is, in fact, not on the radio.
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Post by Raging_Demons on Aug 9, 2009 5:49:14 GMT -5
"Wrestlecrap Radio Crickets": The bad joke or bad reference laugh track when RD or Blade says something SO bad, SO out-of-date, or SO awkward they respond. The Crickets is made up of 3 crickets that live in the "Wrestlecrap Radio" Studio: Jermaine, Tito, & Marlon. Three became two when Mrs. Deal killed Jermaine in the "Wrestlecrap HQ" bathroom.
Mrs. Deal (murderer): There has been three times when Mrs. Deal, RD Reynolds wife, has killed before on "Wrestlecrap Radio". The first time was when Mrs. Deal killed Jermaine, one of the "Wrestlecrap Crickets" in the bathroom. The second time was when Mrs. Deal threw TNA Correspondent Stubby into a fire pit during a 4th Of July Picnic. The third time was during the Christmas Extravaganza 2009 episode of "Wrestlecrap Radio" when Mrs. Deal killed a rampaging Johnny 4 to save RD.
"Wrestlecrap Radio Quartet": The band that composes of: Johann (leader), Sebastian, Frampton, & Simmons. They play Blade's "Weekly Wrestling Haiku" Theme Music. Unfortunately recently they violated the Wrestlecrap Wellness Policy earlier in the year.
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Aug 9, 2009 12:54:25 GMT -5
Kevin Nash's ebay Steak Dinner auction. In may of 2008, Kevin Nash put up for auction a skirt steak dinner auction in which the winner would get to spend an evening sitting around a firepit with Kevin Nash, eat a skirt steak dinner and smoke one cigar. You get ONE pal!
The Wrestlecrap Radio Dusty Rhodes book. Copy of Dusty Rhodes potty mouthed autobiography which RD tried giving away as a prize for winning the then prize winning, then award winning Question of the Week in the earliest days of the radio show. People continually chose the Worst of RD DVD over the book. The book later got it's own My Space page. "I'm not booked."
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Post by Andrew is Good on Aug 9, 2009 16:27:59 GMT -5
"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!" - Old catch phrase for the debuting Santino Marella.
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