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Post by Square on May 16, 2010 17:25:28 GMT -5
I endorse a PUPPY TAKEOVER!
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 16, 2010 17:51:15 GMT -5
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on May 16, 2010 17:59:56 GMT -5
You gotta best seller on your hands Deal!
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Post by wildojinx on May 16, 2010 18:13:29 GMT -5
At least we never saw the wwe do "millionaire dixie's wrasslin war room"
"All we've got are the greedy, disloyal has-beens from the 90s" "Scott Hall": Who you callin a has-been chico? Beside, i started in tfhr 80s, not the 90s [
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Post by livetowin on May 16, 2010 18:26:01 GMT -5
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Post by Arturo Classico on May 16, 2010 19:16:56 GMT -5
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on May 16, 2010 21:27:16 GMT -5
Screw the kittens/puppies/bunnies. When have they ever drawn money? And seriously on the original topic. I don't think I've ever laughed as much as I have reading Sinister's reactions to this. The cover was amusing but Sin makes this topic EPIC!
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Post by crash1984 on May 16, 2010 23:28:36 GMT -5
Needs more tapeworms
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Post by Alex Shelley on May 16, 2010 23:42:19 GMT -5
I prefer roundworms.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on May 17, 2010 0:20:17 GMT -5
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on May 17, 2010 1:09:39 GMT -5
You know, I'm pulling for TNA to improve. Outside of a local indie with TV, it's the only current wrestling show I've watched at all in the last 2 or 3 years. But it hasn't been easy. I've actually missed it the last 2 or 3 weeks and not really missed it.
I thought this was kind of funny, though I was expecting an actual book.
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Post by Free Hat on May 17, 2010 4:18:45 GMT -5
I thought it was funny, if a bit unoriginal. Although I will say that I don't believe the WCW comparisons are entirely fair. WCW was so bad that it was funny, and was almost worth watching for the unintentional comedy alone. TNA, on the other hand, has its own unique brand of incompetence that I find far more frustrating.
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Post by Grendel on May 17, 2010 6:40:45 GMT -5
You know, after finally reading The Death of WCW about a month back or so, I really wanted to purchase a copy and send it to Dixie Carter along with a message: Don't let this happen to you. I want TNA to succeed but they seem to make too many boneheaded mistakes.
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Post by Ash Kingston on May 17, 2010 8:46:18 GMT -5
A random thought: someone with Twitter (or who posts on the forums for his site) should send the new cover to Spoony, just for the lulz it may cause.
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Post by erisi236 on May 17, 2010 10:14:40 GMT -5
At least we never saw the wwe do "millionaire dixie's wrasslin war room" "All we've got are the greedy, disloyal has-beens from the 90s" "Scott Hall": Who you callin a has-been chico? Beside, i started in tfhr 80s, not the 90s [ Boy those were great spots. "Stop calling me brother, brother!" "Brother, at my age my feet don't leave the ground."
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Post by crash1984 on May 17, 2010 11:43:45 GMT -5
TV Executive:Ever since WWE left us you have been on our network and each and every week you all are getting your backsides kicked in the ratings by the WWE. What are you going to do to change this
Dixie:I have an idea but I am not going to say it here. If you want to know you can check my Twitter page and you can find out all about it. Did I mention I have a Twitter page?
*microphone comes down* Blanderseon:I don't know...know. But I have an ingrown toenail...toenail.
Bitchoff:Despair can you do this? *shows clips of Shawn Micheals Sweet Chin Musicing Flair*
Despair:WOOO No. WOOO If WOOO I WOOO did WOOO I WOOO would WOOO probably WOOO lose WOOO my WOOO Social WOOO Security WOOO
Bitchoff: Van Dammit can you do this?
*Plays clip of Rob Van Dam getting punted by Orton*
Van Damnit:Well *watch beeps* Oh sorry man I need to go outside and smoke it is 4:20
Dixie:Huckster you have been quiet what can you do?
Huckster:Well Brother I can get all my has been and never were cronies.
Dixie:Surely there is something else
Everyone:T-N-A T-N-A
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Post by Arturo Classico on May 17, 2010 11:47:17 GMT -5
TV Executive:Ever since WWE left us you have been on our network and each and every week you all are getting your backsides kicked in the ratings by the WWE. What are you going to do to change this Dixie:I have an idea but I am not going to say it here. If you want to know you can check my Twitter page and you can find out all about it. Did I mention I have a Twitter page? *microphone comes down* Blanderseon:I don't know...know. But I have an ingrown toenail...toenail. Bitchoff:Despair can you do this? *shows clips of Shawn Micheals Sweet Chin Musicing Flair* Despair:WOOO No. WOOO If WOOO I WOOO did WOOO I WOOO would WOOO probably WOOO lose WOOO my WOOO Social WOOO Security WOOO Bitchoff: Van Dammit can you do this? *Plays clip of Rob Van Dam getting punted by Orton* Van Damnit:Well *watch beeps* Oh sorry man I need to go outside and smoke it is 4:20 Dixie:Huckster you have been quiet what can you do? Huckster:Well Brother I can get all my has been and never were cronies who are 20 years past there prime. Dixie:Surely there is something else Everyone:T-N-A T-N-A I really hope an indie fed like Chikara or PWG would mock TNA in this way it would be awesome and I'd pay the price of a DVD for this segment alone..
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Post by crash1984 on May 17, 2010 12:17:11 GMT -5
TV Executive:Ever since WWE left us you have been on our network and each and every week you all are getting your backsides kicked in the ratings by the WWE. What are you going to do to change this Dixie:I have an idea but I am not going to say it here. If you want to know you can check my Twitter page and you can find out all about it. Did I mention I have a Twitter page? *microphone comes down* Blanderseon:I don't know...know. But I have an ingrown toenail...toenail. Bitchoff:Despair can you do this? *shows clips of Shawn Micheals Sweet Chin Musicing Flair* Despair:WOOO No. WOOO If WOOO I WOOO did WOOO I WOOO would WOOO probably WOOO lose WOOO my WOOO Social WOOO Security WOOO Bitchoff: Van Dammit can you do this? *Plays clip of Rob Van Dam getting punted by Orton* Van Damnit:Well *watch beeps* Oh sorry man I need to go outside and smoke it is 4:20 Dixie:Huckster you have been quiet what can you do? Huckster:Well Brother I can get all my has been and never were cronies who are 20 years past there prime. Dixie:Surely there is something else Everyone:T-N-A T-N-A I really hope an indie fed like Chikara or PWG would mock TNA in this way it would be awesome and I'd pay the price of a DVD for this segment alone.. Somewhere I have one I made about the WWE a few years ago.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 17, 2010 13:28:16 GMT -5
Been attempting to convince Bryan to do another book with me. I already have the cover complete. tinyurl.com/29jo657Let me know what you think of the cover. RD
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 17, 2010 13:40:41 GMT -5
Okay, Sinister? Take a deep breath, calm down, and repeat the MST3K Mantra out loud. Besides, we all know the cover needs some work; like, replacing Nash and Hall with someone else (I personally suggest Dixie, just because putting Bubba on there would give him unwarranted publicity), since (afaik) they're not actually causing problems (that I know of). And if you really think about it, how long do you think it took RD to do it? I'm guessing... five minutes. Three to find the cover in an image format, thirty seconds to edit and save, and a minute and a half to probably chuckle heartily and/or scratch himself. And again, it's a joke. You have every right to not find it funny, but other people are going to, because in this odd way, things are becoming eerily similar. Anyway, Mr Reynolds, did Bryan jump at the chance to work on the book with you, or did he say no? And Like I said, I don't find it f***ing funny! Why? Cause I hear a variation of this s*** every f***ing day of every f***ing week of every f***ing month of every f***ing year, and now I'm suppose to relax cause " dear old Mr. Reynolds" made it?! No, I won't! Why the f*** should humor anyone when I find this f***ing stupid?!? Are you seriously telling me that I have to take this s*** even when it's stupid?! You do remember that this is a forum for a website dedicated to the stupidest angles and gimmicks in professional wrestling history, right? This whole site is about, "laughing it off." Well, except for The Invasion, Eddiesploitation, and Chris Benoit. Just read an induction or two, listen to The Whacker, and cool down. Please. Besides, how often is R.D. on the TNA boards? (I honestly don't know)
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