Post by Erik Majorwitz on Mar 13, 2010 9:18:20 GMT -5
2010 Episodes to Date: 10
April 30, 2010 Episode #174
Another WCR Draft Edition The Draft to his Trolla Return to normal Blade this week. Proud Sponsors: 2 (Global Internet and AngryMarks) URLs not taken: robvandamgrandam.com WrestleCrap Radio Big Four: DraftTrolla, Anniversary Show, Thanksgiving Black Friday, Christmas Show Interesting enough, Randy Jackson hates dogs. Blade missed two shows as co-host. Dave Meltzer, not talking about: douching causing cancer Draft Results: Ratings Reaper to the laugh track, Stewart Patrick to promotional considerations, Sir Alec Heinken to RD's Trip to the Grocery, BM Punk to Co-Host, Angry Jim Ross to Co-Host, Midnight Rose to TNA correspondent, Stubby to QOTW, Gay Popeye to Host, Crickets to Haiku F-Bombs: 18 (9 Angry Jim, 8 Midnight Rose) Capitalism is NOT about fornication. Other than Blade the only other co-hosts were Triple Kelly, BM Punk, and Angry Jim Ross. I should be one too! Angry Jim Ross is one tough professor.
FIRST WEEKEND SHOW! First time the Horse Trolla opened the show, followed by the Sad News Music. Proud Sponsors: 2 (Global Internet and Angry Marks) Blade F-Bombs: 1 URLs not taken: Wrestlecrapradiotrendingtopics.com Speaking of: Pony rides, Debut of the iPod Trolla and Jazz Overnight Blade returns. Mickie was on the show first in October 2005. Mickie James reference streak? I'm on it! Erik Majorwitz is keeping stats damn it not Lord Alfred! Jerking off with one's left foot is a serious fetish. Crickets and Krankor not available for the podcast. RD coined the "Mickie lifting the tail" catchphrase. Mickie inspired Blade to write "Teardrops on My Centaur" a play off Taylor Swift's Teardrops on My Guitar.
No haiku, but a song "So Hard to Say Goodbye to Mickie James":
How do I say goodbye to Mickie James The mini-skirts that centaur ass I feel so sad
Now she is just a country singer But Nashville is so far away It's so hard to say goodbye to Mickie James
I don't know why McMahon let you go All I know is your the reason I watched bad f(((( shows If you go to TNA I hope you kiss Madison Rayne It's so hard to say goodbye To Mickie James
And I'll take with me the fantasies Of you and Trish being gay It's so hard to say goodbye to Mickie James
And I'll take with me the fantasies Of you and Trish being gay It's so hard to say goodbye to Mickie James
April 16, 2010 Episode #172
April 2, 2010 Episode #171
Shortest episode since February 3, 2006. No tin can and string, but the guest host is none other than Damien Demento (Phil Theis). Mr. Theis has a imdb.com page where he played Erik in Die Hard 3. He also loves jingles and is the guest TNA correspondent. The show listing is CLEAN, but I'm not so sure. Investing with the WrestleCrap Industry is easy, just send RD money via PayPal. According to wikipedia, Cheetos was developed by Fritos creator Charles Elmer Doolin in 1948. F-Bombs: 3 (as "Angry" Jim Ross) Mr. Roos?: 11 Call Ins: 2 ("Angry" Jim Ross, Gay Popeye) Trolla Products: 1 (Faxtrolla) Orlando Jordan is 6'4" 250 lbs (Your welcome G. Popeye!) Homosexuals in the wrestling industry? Ask Pat Patterson! QOTW (from SpikeBozo) With WWE Diva Mickie James releasing an album soon, is there any hope for a Damien Demento music career? Sadly, no Haiku from Double D
March 26, 2010 Episode #170
Is the Little Beaver to my Haiti Kid Blade F Bombs: 25 Dave Meltzer, not talking about: Blair Witch Project, Atomic Drops to a bloody crotch, the word snatch, doritos, smacking his lips, ruining valuable pieces of technology, singing some Shania Twain Crickets: 2 2 Proud sponsors Still 12 Listeners... URLs: 5 (MissElizabethstitsbobblingoutofhertopatwrestlemania4.com, stewartpankin.com, stewartpankin.net, ijizzedonmickiejamesbeachtowel.com, chocolateandsodomy.com, smilingsnatch.com) Snatch(y) references: 12 Speaking of: 2 (playing along, survive) Odds on Don Mason getting interviewed by Dave Meltzer: 75 to 1 2 proud sponsors Call Ins: 2 (Colonel Bob Carter, Stewart Patric) The new TNA correspondent is Stewart Patric 10 Ejaculation mentions Blade's new catchphrase is not Har, Har, Har. Blade's first catchphrase was stolen from Fonzie. Entirely doable: 8
Blade's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Wrestlemania I honestly don't give a flying mother f***
March 12, 2010 Episode #169
Is the bloody Ric Flair to my bloody Hulk Hogan... Jeff Cohen name drops: 1 Proud sponsors: 2 Damn, Damn, Damn Broken Dishes: 5 Crickets: 3 Speaking of: Million Dollar Manes, Krankor Laugh: 2 Yes, yes: 3 Blade F Bombs: 6 (4 as "Angry" Jim Ross) URLs: 4 (howoldiskenpatera.com), (hollowedheadkenpatera.com), (leilanipubichair.com), (haveyouseendarkjourney.com). Call-Ins: 5 (Gay Popeye, Gay Popeye, Ratings Reaper, Dixie Carter, "Angry" Jim Ross) Number of Times Nipple H and Triple H have procreated: 3 Dave Meltzer Not Talking About: Menstrual Cycles, Lacy Von Erich on the rag, how old different wrestlers and their young lady friends were when they were in the throes of passion, oldes woman in America dying at 114, Stacey Keibler giving hummers, doesnt have a demon from Hell to call into his show, Nielsen concerned demon.
"Macho Man" Randy Savage is 57, Ric Flair is 61 years old, Verne Gagne is 84 years old, Ken Patera is 66 years old, D'Lo Brown is only 39 years old.
Ric Flair is not in fact a million years old, he was born
WWF Wrestling Buddies were made by Tonka. They made buddies of Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Big Boss Man, Macho Man, Million Dollar Man, and the Legion of Doom.
Dixie Carter sounded like a female Paul Bearer. Lincoln, Nebraska has 3 Toys R Us stores. Highly unlikely R.D. has 10 microwaves in his house. Oldest WCR segment: Blade Braxton Haiku (Episode #2) No TNA correspondent...
Blade's Weekly Wrestling Haiku: New Monday Night War Same old "Nature Boy" Ric Flair Bloody Mount Rushmore
Disappointed that Nintendo John called in, I could have swore John Thomas would be interested in Blade's eBay auction haul of $9,400.
January 8, 2010 Episode #164 (28:30 in)
RIP Paul Servo
Is the IMPACT to RAW There were 32 WCR shows in 2009. Proud Sponsors: 2 F-Bombs: 1 Damn, Damn, Damn Broken Dishes: 3 URLs: Dave Meltzer Not Talking About: Lou Graham, Jackson Brown, Icees vs Slurpees, Finding cases of Pepsi Free or Orange Crush Call Ins: 1 (Gay Popeye) Gongs: 2 Yes, Yes, Yes: 1 Franco Harris played 1 season with the Seattle Seahawks in 1984. Slush Puppy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slush_Puppy RD lost the bet due to his own stupidity.
A Diva Royale You know it won't be complete We need Hervina!
WCR #138 (3/6/09)- No Haiku (Song)
Blade's Tribute to the Boogeyman (to the tune of Candle in the Wind" by Elton John)
Goodbye Boogeyman Though we never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself while worms around you crawled You would bring all those clocks to Ringside I'll bet you were never late Well until you smashed the clock right upside your face
It seems to like to dine on a mole on Jillian's chin Always Scaring tiny midgets and Palmer Canon I'd would have liked you to know you, but I was just a mark Can't believe you are really gone You broke my plastic heart.
WCR #137 (2/27/09)- Blade throws down the gauntlet to Damien Demento.
So very scary He's Damien Demento Live From a Closet
WCR #136 (2/20/09)- Blade goes on a Dark Journey in this week's haiku.
It is nightmare fuel I hope I don't dream about JR's Dark Journey!
WCR #135 (2/6/09)- AC/DC is out, ZZ Top is in?
No AC/DC Time for some cheap sunglasses Time for ZZ Top
WCR #134 (1/30/09)- AC/DC beats out ZZ Top for Wrestlemania gig?
Ew, AC/DC Guess Vince lost Angus Young now Poor Billy Gibbons
WCR #133 (1/23/09)- Blade pleads Randy to kick more people in a haiku.
Randy kicked Vince's head But hey, why should he stop there? Please punt Stephanie!
WCR #132 (1/16/09)- Darkest WCR ever ends with a Blade haiku on death in Kentucky.
Dark day Mudlick Cousin Junior is now gone Tears in my moonshine
WCR #131 (1/9/09)- Blade talks about Vickey Guerrero's feminine hygiene habits, or lack thereof.
Vickie's birthday suit We got to see her black box Time for Summer's Eve
Post by Erik Majorwitz on Mar 13, 2010 10:00:57 GMT -5
WCR #88 (12/21/07)- Eww, Blade...
WrestleCrap Christmas What would make the yuletide gay? Michael Cole in stockings.
WCR #87 (12/14/07)- Decking the (Jillian) Halls?
Jillian's Jingle I have nothing bad to say I would ring her bells.
WCR #86 (12/7/07)- Blade thinks RAW jumped the shark this week.
15 years of RAW At this rate I'd say Six years too many.
WCR #85 (11/30/07)- Blade ponders the newest Supercouple.
Smackdown's new couple I wonder if Vicky got speared on the first date?
WCR #84 (11/16/07)- Save yourselves!
Save us 222 What is Chris Gonna Do? Murder all creative?
WCR #83 (11/9/07)- Party like it is 1999?
2007 Last I checked that was the year Somebody tell Vince.
WCR #82 (11/2/07)- It's the first of the month...
Anonymous Brooke Is it the 1st or 15th? She's now welfare Brooke!
WCR #81 (10/26/07)- The following PSA has been paid for...
Happy Halloween Don't Trick or Treat at Piper's crib or you will die!
WCR #80 (10/19/07)- Cheatum was the bomb...
Hornswoggle with bomb Coach should've learned from the past Remember Cheatum?
WCR #79 (10/12/07)- It is the start of the Randy Orton Era!
Orton won the belt He was the last man standing S***, RK Oh no!!!
WCR #78 (10/5/07)- No Haiku (Song)
(to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor)
Had enough of WWE So she bought a ticket to China I mean the country not that old stinky skank Joanie Laurer who had a clit like a dick
So she went there wearing high heels I guess that wasn't too clever Had her giant gonzagas right out on display Too bad they didn't help her at all
Now the tranny is off Survivor She got thrown to the curb Didn't even outlast the guy named chicken Voted right off the ilsand like some Poindexter nerd Should have shaved off her 'stache then she'd be On Survivor
Post by Erik Majorwitz on Mar 13, 2010 10:03:06 GMT -5
Episode #2 Blade launches his weekly haiku segment.
Episode #1 Debut episode of WrestleCrap Radio Start of 1970s death curse.
Man, this thread needs to be at the top of the WrestleCrap pages.
17 syllables (don't chastize Blade, as a youngster he researched Joseph Haiku Sr. back in the 1200s) is all you need to give Blade for him to update you on the week of wrestling. Rather than watch four hours of wrestling a week, Blade condenses it down for the average fan that has a job and a life.
For those that are interested, out of the 139 shows... Blade has penned 119 haikus, 1 tonka and several songs. One show didn't have a haiku due to the BM Punk call in.
-WCR #159 BM Punk calls in with a guest haiku -WCR #157 Blade has a new love, brown haired Trish! -WCR #154 had an epic song about the past four years. -WCR #148 Blade sings about his love Mickie James. -WCR #143 Lord Alfred is drafted as the new Haiku reader. -WCR #123 had a haiku done by "Angry" Jim Ross. -WCR #111 had a haiku done by Josh, winner of the eBay auction. -WCR #106 did not have a haiku (due to the Seth Mates interview), but Stubby called in with an inappropriate joke. -WCR #103 didn't have a haiku, but did feature Blade's brand new hit song, "($10,000 Bucks) The Tranny Whore Song" -WCR #78 didn't have a haiku, but did feature a song by R.D. Reynolds. - WCR #75 did not have a haiku due to the BM Punk call in. - WCR #73 is the only episode to feature two haikus: One by Co-Host Contest Winner Triple Kelly and Blade Braxton. - WCR #64 had no haiku due to the Lance Storm interview. - WCR #62 R.D. and Blade's Diva Love Song replaced the haiku. - WCR #57 Jon Thomas fills in on the haiku for Blade. - WCR #55 Blade replaced the haiku with a song. - WCR #49 featured a listener haiku due to Blade losing a Lions-Colts bet. - WCR #44 had Corporal Kirschner apparently attempt to assasinate Blade and offers his own All-American Haiku. - WCR #37 did not have a haiku due to R.D. and Blade providing running commentary for the 2006 Diva Search Finale. - WCR #32 featured the first (and so far last) Tonka. - WCR #20 and #21 did not have haikus due to the Vince Russo two part interview. - WCR #12 didn't have a haiku due to the passing of Eddie Guerrero. - WCR #2 was the debut of the Blade Braxton Weekly Haiku. - In WCR #1 Blade did not have a haiku, it took him some time before he found the lovely theme music.
And as always, the crown does not come as illustrated, unless you are drinking Crown, then it does come with Crown:
2005 (14 Episodes, 12 Haikus)
WCR #14 (12/9/05)- Blade breaks out holiday music to describe a firing.
Christy's been fired Hope she finds a job, or her butt will need food stamps