livetowin
Dennis Stamp
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Post by livetowin on Apr 18, 2010 1:10:38 GMT -5
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Apr 18, 2010 1:31:44 GMT -5
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Apr 18, 2010 1:35:52 GMT -5
That's defamation of character, everyone knows I'm hilarious! I'll get my lawyer, Clarence Mason, and I'll see you in court!
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Post by Premier Blah on Apr 18, 2010 11:08:02 GMT -5
That's defamation of character, everyone knows I'm hilarious! I'll get my lawyer, Clarence Mason, and I'll see you in court! He IS Clarence Mason. |
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Apr 18, 2010 14:25:26 GMT -5
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MRS DEAL, GET.....Jerry McDevitt on the line?
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Post by Captain Charisma on Apr 22, 2010 18:59:21 GMT -5
Maybe you'll use Johnnie Cochran's Chewbacca defense
...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Apr 22, 2010 23:15:54 GMT -5
Maybe you'll use Johnnie Cochran's Chewbacca defense ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. I taught him the Chewbacca defence |
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