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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 8, 2008 11:50:26 GMT -5
He would implode in a bigoted paradox.
What if Big Show hadn`t been lazy and had actually worked to stay in shape?
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Christianv2 on Jan 8, 2008 12:08:46 GMT -5
He would have been booked just as badly and we would be complaining that he wasnt given a chance, he was a hell of a worker for his size and we want him as champ! (a la Kane)
What if Vince was gay
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 8, 2008 14:01:47 GMT -5
The Kiss My Ass Club would have a monthly membership drive and with the new features he'd add, USA couldn't air those segments on TV.
What if the WWE took on TNA for "pinks", loser loses ownership of their promotion? Who'd win? What would the main event be?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Jan 9, 2008 21:57:03 GMT -5
The TNA would lose in a Stomper PacMan Jones tag team steelcage blindfold match (they'd get Pacman back for the match) against a Jeff Hardy and Triple H match with Mr Kennedy at ringside...outside the cage...so he can run in the cage.
What if Master Shake was a manager in wrestling?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Jan 10, 2008 1:06:18 GMT -5
He would use his green blob that he shoots out of a straw to blind his clients opponent.
What if Randy Savage starred in Mr. Nanny?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 10, 2008 11:24:10 GMT -5
It would've been only slightly worse but would've been littered with a lot of "oh yeaaaah's".
What if they did a WWE PPV from The Undertaker's hometown of Death Valley, outside in the 130 degree heat?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 10, 2008 11:45:44 GMT -5
Cena would overcome the odds from dying of heat exhaustion and cleanly pin the Undertaker.
What if...an XFL team were brought into the NFL due to expansion?
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 10, 2008 11:53:59 GMT -5
They would flop and Vince would blame the networks.
What if Kevin Nash had learned to wrestling instead of politic?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Jan 10, 2008 22:44:57 GMT -5
Then he would tear his... Oh screw it you know what I'm going to say. He wouldn't draw any better then he did before I know that.
What if Scott Hall was high on twinkies instead of whiskey and beer?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 11, 2008 10:43:07 GMT -5
He would've stayed in the WWE, and teamed with Viscera as a 1200 pound tag team that wrestled REALLY slow matches.
What if that basketball DID hold a grudge against Khali?
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 11, 2008 10:50:54 GMT -5
He would have be wished the best on his future endeavors, What if Hulk and Brutus were not dqed at WM 9? Baldy Inc. What if the entire WWE writing staff went on strike? Every out of work cartoon joke writer would get a job. What if Steph and Hunter divorced, and Vince chose Hunter over Steph?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Jan 11, 2008 11:19:25 GMT -5
^^Stephanie would work for TNA.
What if Stephanie McMahon married Ahmed Johnson instead of Triple H?
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Tommy Wiseau
If you book it, they will come.
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Post by Tugboat4Life on Jan 11, 2008 15:33:57 GMT -5
Ahmed Johnson would be the most hated wrestler backstage at WWE.
To rip off Rewriting the Book, what if Randy Savage beat The Ultimate Warrior in the WrestleMania VII Retirement Match?
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Don Corleone
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Jan 11, 2008 18:26:04 GMT -5
He'd end up jobbing to Hogan sooner before later.
What if RVD and Sabu hadn't gotten dinged for possession in 2006?
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 12, 2008 10:57:24 GMT -5
They probably would have in 2007.
What if Sabu wasn't homicidal, suicidal, genocidal?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 12, 2008 12:53:52 GMT -5
He'd be Jeff Sabu from Grovers Mill, NJ along with his wife Suzie and his kids Stanley and Iris Sabu and they'd drive around town in a minivan.
*Whew. That was a close one.
What if, for Wrestlemania, Vince decided to have Hornswaggle v.s. another illegitamite child of his.....
The Trix Rabbit....
In a Cereal Bowl On A Pole Match?
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 12, 2008 13:04:01 GMT -5
Finlay would run in and be several hundred kinds of awesome
What if Finlay and Regal were the World and WWE champions respectively?
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Don Corleone
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Jan 12, 2008 13:17:30 GMT -5
Technical wrestling would have an advent in the WWE...for three months, until Vince sees the buyrates dropping because a great amount of fans in this country DON'T APPRECIATE GOOD f***ING WRESTLING.
What if Dennis Stamp had indeed gotten booked?
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Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 13, 2008 0:34:07 GMT -5
Then that scene in Beyond the Mat where he decides to take the ref gig wouldnt have looked as scripted
What if sid really was the ruler of the world?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Jan 13, 2008 0:42:17 GMT -5
^^He would take a day off to play softball.
What if after Wrestlemania 2, they made Elvira a permanent commentator for WWF programming?
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