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Post by ultimatekennedy on Dec 2, 2007 23:29:23 GMT -5
Then New Jack would have one less story
What if Santino Marella was an Italian Ninja?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 3, 2007 15:34:44 GMT -5
We'd always hear him coming cause he never shuts up.
What if the "Hornswaggle" character were the Trix rabbit instead and he chased wrestlers around for his Trix?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Dec 4, 2007 2:16:46 GMT -5
Then no matter where the characters hid, he would always find them much like Pepe Lepew, another Looney Toons character.
What if Sandman drank rootbeer instead of beer?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 4, 2007 12:41:44 GMT -5
Jim Ross: "RAW is brought to you by A&W Root Beer!Rooty...ROOTY..HOLY F*** that's Rooty! A&W Root Beer! And here comes their spokesman: The Sandman!"
What if instead of apples, Carlito chewed taffy?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Dec 4, 2007 14:54:08 GMT -5
^^He would have a gimmick of a candy shop owner.
What if TNA went out of business, and Jeff Jarrett begged Vince McMahon to work for him again?
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Post by jobber2thestars on Dec 4, 2007 15:03:35 GMT -5
^^He would have a gimmick of a candy shop owner. What if TNA went out of business, and Jeff Jarrett begged Vince McMahon to work for him again? Not only would Jarrett have to join the "Kiss My Ass," club, but he probably have to f*** Linda. Oh, and he wouldn't get past the mid-card on Smackdown. |
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 4, 2007 19:11:38 GMT -5
^^He would have a gimmick of a candy shop owner. What if TNA went out of business, and Jeff Jarrett begged Vince McMahon to work for him again? Not only would Jarrett have to join the "Kiss My Ass," club, but he probably have to smurf Linda. Oh, and he wouldn't get past the mid-card on Smackdown. umm...what if Rob Conway got over? |
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Post by chunkylover53 on Dec 4, 2007 20:53:48 GMT -5
He'd still have a job right now.
What if WWF fans acted like ECW marks/smarks in the 1980s?
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Post by cpbuff22 on Dec 4, 2007 21:00:11 GMT -5
We may still see wrestling today rather than Sports Entertainment.
What if the APA rejoined Undertaker and helped him defeat Edge & Batista at Armageddon?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Dec 4, 2007 23:47:47 GMT -5
Then Bradshaw would have a wrestling job again and Ron Simmons would say something other then DAMN! all the time, oh and Edge would get destroyed.
What if RD didn't shill so much Jacks Pizza?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Dec 5, 2007 14:53:17 GMT -5
^^Then one less thing for him to talk about.
What if The Renegade lived up to the hype?
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 5, 2007 18:49:40 GMT -5
Then the Renegade would live.
What if Van Hammer could play the guitar?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Dec 5, 2007 22:26:57 GMT -5
Then even Jeff Baxter should keep his day job
What if Batista's head was more like a Soccer Ball, therefore Khali wouldn't be able to crush it since he can crush basketballs?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Dec 7, 2007 11:56:19 GMT -5
^^Khali would be frustrated and confused.
What if The Gang Warz angle got over?
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Post by cpbuff22 on Dec 7, 2007 16:42:25 GMT -5
Then I would know what your talking about.
What if the over 50 Mr. America faced the Over 50 Captain America in a Red, White, Black & Blue Death Match?
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 7, 2007 19:39:36 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan would've interfered to help his friend.
What if The Blue Meanie busted JBL open at ECW ONS?
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Post by greatgazoo19 on Dec 7, 2007 21:19:00 GMT -5
Meanie would be calling matches with Michael Cole.
What if the WSX hadn't been cancelled?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Dec 7, 2007 22:13:36 GMT -5
Then it wouldn't be a Gooker Nominee.
What if The Rock randomly showed up on TNA Impact?
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Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on Dec 7, 2007 22:48:30 GMT -5
Kent Jones would cream himself
What if Vince's limo exploding angle had gone on?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Dec 8, 2007 12:36:18 GMT -5
We would've been tortured with a "whodunit" about as entertaining as that Leslie Nielsen one regarding the Undertaker a number of years ago. *Whew*
What if Vince McMahon had a computer built to replace WWE Creative?
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