Better yet, where's Ghetto Amusement Park Hordak?!!?
Oh man, I forgot to add something. A few months ago, I was going through an old vhs tape which had some wrestling and tv shows recorded on it. I ran across a commercial for the amusement park. It was promoting an event that took place approximately one year after I witnessed those three impostors. Yes, they were having another event which would showcase the return of Ghetto Amusement Park He-Man, along with his sidekick for the day, Ghetto Amusement Park She-Ra.
When I saw that commercial, you have no idea how sad I was, considering I didn't go to the event, and missed out on seeing Ghetto She-Ra.
I would be sad, but I can be happy knowing that somewhere amongst packed-away storage boxes, I still have the officially licensed Mattel He-Man mini-comic/ coloring book that was autographed by Ghetto He-Man, Ghetto Skeletor, and Ghetto Man-At-Arms on that ridiculous mid-80's summer day.
Can I get a $100 opening bid when I sell it on eBay? Come on, Ghetto Amusement Park Skeletor's autograph is tougher to obtain than Babe Ruth's!!