MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jan 22, 2007 8:39:19 GMT -5
Monsoon: There it is! El Paso Del Muerte! Heenan: What's that, Extra Hot Pace Picante?
Heenan: Looks like the New Foundation just got up Monsoon: Whaddya mean, just got up? Heenan: They've still got their pajamas on!
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legendkiller1985
Don Corleone
If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice
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Post by legendkiller1985 on Jan 23, 2007 16:06:47 GMT -5
Monsoon: Lets Go to Sean Mooney Heenan:WHY?
(Real American plays for Hogan's entrance) Hennan: That's one of my favorite songs Monsoon:Really what are the others Heenan:All the rest are tied
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Post by kwydjebo on Jan 23, 2007 17:14:12 GMT -5
At Havoc 94 Flair walks by Bischoff and Brain was holding up 4 fingers. Hogan walks by after Flair has entered the cage. Bischoff: "When Flair walked by he held up 4 fingers. That was the sign of the 4 Horsemen" Brain: "When Hogan walked by I held up one finger"
an old newspaper column written about Heenan when he was managing the Valients in the AWA during the 1970s. His final comment to the interviewer was: "The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce."
(Bobby on the WWF's 1-900 number) Gorilla: "Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling." Brain: "And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!"
"I had a guy give up one time during instruction."
Gorilla: What would you do if you were the Hitman (in a title match) Brain: Well, I'd have my agent buy it for me and if that didn't work I'd take him out back and waffle him with a tire iron.
"You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile"
From "Grumbles, Gripes and Grunts" video Shawn Micheals pokes Duggan in the eye. Bobby: That's a difficult move, he's only got a 50% chance of getting the good eye.
"Parts Unknown, it usually means Downtown Newark."
"Do you know what 'Ariba' means. It means 'Swim faster, the boarder gaurds are behind us".
"I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me."
(Refering to the Steiner Brothers) "Three toughest years of their life...the eighth grade"
(On Junkyard Dog) "His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!"
(From Nitro) Bischoff to McMichaels: Did you ever play (football) while unconscious Brain: His whole career!
(During a Pillman/Benoit v. Armstrongs match on Worldwide the Brain had really cracked up Schiavone to the point where Schiavone missed a couple of moves because he was giggling) Schiavone: "Folks, I apologize for laughing at this man... " Heenan: "Why? Everybody laughs at Scott Armstrong!"
(This was from the mid 80's and Tito Santana's tag team partner is getting beaten up in the ring) Monsoon: "I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner." Brain: "He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!"
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 23, 2007 19:28:02 GMT -5
Bash at the Beach 1996:
Heenan (About Rey Mysterio Jr.): "...and he's also incredibly ugly."
Shiavone: "Will you stop?"
Heenan: "Well he is! Why else would he wear a mask unless he had an ugly mug?"
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jan 23, 2007 22:58:00 GMT -5
You know what happens when you go from here to another wrestling forum? You start to make up stuff to describe current possible Wrestlecrap.
Heenan: You know, Gorilla, if someone were to kidnap Deuce and Domino's manager, they'd finally lose their Cherry. Monsoon: Will you stop!?
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Post by bartman on Jan 25, 2007 20:26:06 GMT -5
(During a Pillman/Benoit v. Armstrongs match on Worldwide the Brain had really cracked up Schiavone to the point where Schiavone missed a couple of moves because he was giggling) Schiavone: "Folks, I apologize for laughing at this man... " Heenan: "Why? Everybody laughs at Scott Armstrong!" Man I would love to see this. I can't think off hand of any instances that I've noticed but I'm sure Heenan's comedy has had to make the straight man he's working with break character like this a number of times in all his broadcasts.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 26, 2007 0:44:29 GMT -5
Heenan always managed to crack Schiavone up if you listened closely enough. More often than not, Tony would wind up just apologizing to the audience while trying his hardest not to chuckle.
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Post by themanwithnoname on Jan 30, 2007 20:43:32 GMT -5
I might be wrong about this, but I was looking at Superstars of Wrestling or Wrestling Challenge and I think Heenan said something like:
"If they say you can beat Big Bossman's mother with an ugly stick then she must of ran through an entire forest!" Literally had me in tears.
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Post by spmkillie on Feb 8, 2007 2:13:06 GMT -5
been browsing this site for years and never bothered to sign up but just HAD to after reading this so i can say thanks for posting it
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Feb 8, 2007 8:33:41 GMT -5
I remember one Survivor Series where The Undertaker was in a match and hadn't been tagged in for ages, and Heenan just goes "He's dead! He died on the apron!" or something like that, made me laugh.
Also this one: Heenan: "There's nothing like going to an arena, good family fun, you can even bring the dog so Mike McGuirk has something to do at intermission." Savage: "Oooh man, I wouldn't have said that!" Heenan: "Why would you, I did."
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lotrboss
Mike the Goon
LEGENDS OF THE RING 4 DONT MISS IT!
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Post by lotrboss on Feb 8, 2007 8:46:20 GMT -5
"I once knew Koko B Wares mother her name was Tupper..
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CaptainRon
Trap-Jaw
SaveUs, Mean Street Posse!
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Post by CaptainRon on Feb 8, 2007 10:54:03 GMT -5
(Heenan on Superstars with Vince McMahon and Randy Savage) Vince: Okay, Brain, what's your "big announcement?" Savage: You're quitting, I hope! Heenan: Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words... (Takes out the NWA World Championship Title) McMahon: What is that??? That's not Hulk Hogan's belt! Heenan: You're right. That's NOT Hogan's belt. Comparing Hogan's belt to THIS belt is like comparing ice cream to horse maneure. It's like comparing prime rib to lunchmeat. This is the belt of the REAL World heavyweight champion. Get ready, because the REAL World champion is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation. Get ready for...RIC FLAIR.
(WrestleMania VIII): Monsoon: Wow! Tito Santana just hit Shawn in the kisser! Heenan: Kisser? You mean he hit Sherri? Monsoon: Don’t start… Not already... Don’t start or I’ll have you taken out of here..
The best part was that on Heenan's last night with the company--on RAW--Monsoon comes out and, after years of threats, FINALLY throws Heenan out of the building (for stealing towels and ashtrays from hotels!). I could think of no better send-off for the Brain.
By far my favorite part of WWE 24/7 is Prime Time Wrestling. Gorilla and the Brain at their finest.
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Frank Zappa
Team Rocket
On the first day of March it was raining...
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Post by Frank Zappa on Feb 8, 2007 14:12:12 GMT -5
GM: Did you see that? Brain: What? my monitor went out Always loved that. - There's a beautiful section of Tupelo...18 trailer homes...those are Tupelo condominiums. - Do you realize if an Avalanche hit this town, they could apply for Federal Aid and get 18 or 22 bucks?!?! - And tomorrow, I'm having a bunch of guests over to my home in Beverly Hills, turkey for everyone, only 8 bucks a head at the door! - I'll tell ya. If I didn't have 11 girlfriends, Sherri'd be number one! - I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me. - (When Bret gives sunglasses to fans) There he is again, buying off fans!
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Post by MNM's Official "Fixer" on Feb 8, 2007 19:14:52 GMT -5
I always laughed when he called Raven's sister Chastity, Sparky in WCW. Bobby has to be the funniest commentator ever. His commentary was the olny thing that could make WCW watchable. I also like his speech for his HOF Induction. It's a shame he had gotten throat cancer.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 8, 2007 19:53:03 GMT -5
(Heenan on Superstars with Vince McMahon and Randy Savage) Vince: Okay, Brain, what's your "big announcement?" Savage: You're quitting, I hope! Heenan: Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words... (Takes out the NWA World Championship Title) McMahon: What is that??? That's not Hulk Hogan's belt! Heenan: You're right. That's NOT Hogan's belt. Comparing Hogan's belt to THIS belt is like comparing ice cream to horse maneure. It's like comparing prime rib to lunchmeat. This is the belt of the REAL World heavyweight champion. Get ready, because the REAL World champion is coming soon to the World Wrestling Federation. Get ready for...RIC FLAIR. (WrestleMania VIII): Monsoon: Wow! Tito Santana just hit Shawn in the kisser! Heenan: Kisser? You mean he hit Sherri? Monsoon: Don’t start… Not already... Don’t start or I’ll have you taken out of here.. The best part was that on Heenan's last night with the company--on RAW--Monsoon comes out and, after years of threats, FINALLY throws Heenan out of the building (for stealing towels and ashtrays from hotels!). I could think of no better send-off for the Brain. By far my favorite part of WWE 24/7 is Prime Time Wrestling. Gorilla and the Brain at their finest. Apparently Pat Patterson thought it would be hilarious for Bobby to have several pairs of bras and panties in the bag as well. Heenan shot it down saying, "I think when you and I travel, we pack differently"
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Post by theclaphurts on Feb 8, 2007 21:26:26 GMT -5
At WrestleMania 4 when he had that package delivered to him and everybody was tyring to figure out what it was. He kept saying "You wanna know what's in the box?" and after like 5 or 6 times he'd dragged it behind the door and he asked again and then slammed the door on the announcer's face.
He also mentioned something once about Kerry Von Erich and Jimmy Snuka signing their contracts in crayon.
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Post by hitman87 on Feb 10, 2007 23:29:03 GMT -5
I think it was Gonzalez choking out Taker. Heenan: Ive never seen anything like this in my career! JR: Neither have I Bobby!
Heenan: WHO CARES! You career is three hours long! You were parking cars when I got here! -------------------
CROWD During WM9 Main Event- USA! USA! USA!
Hennan: Look at how smart these fans are. One is from Japan and the other is Canadian. --------------- Heenan: Hey Ross you must be pretty excited about next year.
Ross: Huh?
Hennan: Oklahoma is getting plumming. ------------------- Lex Slams Yoko
Heenan: HIP TOSS! HIP TOSS! HIP TOSS! HIP TOSS!!
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Ross: Bret Hart, son of Stu Hart. One of 12 children.
Heenan: She had that many in the first litter? ---------- Bobby Heenan commenting on Hoagan's entrance music Heenan: That's my second favorite song. Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. Whats your favorite? Heenan: All the rest are tied.
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Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records? Gorilla: Yeah? For what? Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour. Gorilla: Will you stop...
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Heenan: I once asked him what came at the end of the sentance... and he said "parole".
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Post by spmkillie on Feb 11, 2007 2:41:50 GMT -5
Refering to Sherri Brain: That's my pin-up girl Gorilla: I think you should see your occulist Brain: There's nothing wrong with my feet
During Undertaker match Brain: C'mon ref. 1,2,3,4,5 Gorilla: What are you doing? Brain: I'm showing ya. The referee could've broke the hold. He's intimidated by that monster. Gorilla: Why don't you go down there and referee? Brain: I'm needed here.
Gorilla: I don't know who's the legal guy in the ring Brain: Danny Davis, the referee
Bobby: You know, if you want to be fair to Flair, you've gotta be fair and say that's heckuva robe. Only a man as fair as Flair, would show up at Wrestlemania.... Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!!!!
"Thank goodness for next year, huh Ross. Indoor plumbing comes to Oklahoma."
Regarding Davey Boy Smith: "Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo"
"It's four against four. Do you realize Duggan's looking across the ring and sees eight."
Schiavone: Well, Duggan is at a disadvantage in this type of match Brain: He is at a disadvantage when he wakes up.
Bobby: Right here in Jim Louis Arena. Gorilla: Joe Louis! Bobby: Joe Louis, sorry. Gorilla: Who's Jim Louis? Bobby: Who's Joe Louis?
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Feb 11, 2007 5:39:57 GMT -5
Prior to the '92 Rumble as "WWF President" Jack Tunney is being introduced to give a pre-match speach:
Brain: Jack "on the take" Tunney. Gorilla: Quiet!
Moments later:
Brain: He's the best president since Noriega. Gorilla: Will you be serious?
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Frank Zappa
Team Rocket
On the first day of March it was raining...
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Post by Frank Zappa on Feb 11, 2007 8:39:31 GMT -5
Prior to the '92 Rumble as "WWF President" Jack Tunney is being introduced to give a pre-match speach: Brain: Jack "on the take" Tunney. Gorilla: Quiet! Moments later: Brain: He's the best president since Noriega. Gorilla: Will you be serious? That's my favourite one ever. Man, I've laughed a lot at this thread.
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