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Post by dkupke on Mar 4, 2005 13:30:52 GMT -5
Well RD, it seems you are becoming quite the entrepreneur. First you started selling wrestlecrap shirts, mousepads, and other assorted merchandise, then you wrote a pair of high selling books, and now you are preparing you're own DVD. Are there any other wrestlecrap-related ventures you are planning on taking in the future? Another book, perhaps? I, personally, think it would be absolutely awesome if you were to open business with some of the creative fans and start selling custom made wrestlecrap figures on ebay. Perhaps you should become a columnist for one of the many wrestling magazines or websites out there. They all sound like great venues for you.
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Mar 4, 2005 14:09:59 GMT -5
I'm holding off to save my pennies for Wrestlecrap: Da Flamethrower.
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Post by Shane Leroy Matthews on Mar 4, 2005 16:54:42 GMT -5
What about "Honk If You Are Outback Jack" bumper stickers ?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Mar 4, 2005 18:15:23 GMT -5
I'm holding off to save my pennies for Wrestlecrap: Da Flamethrower. The kids love those.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Mar 4, 2005 20:30:22 GMT -5
Wrestlecrap toilets... marketing potential: LIMITLESS!
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Post by littlemac on Mar 4, 2005 22:57:04 GMT -5
I think some Wrestlecrap DVDs would be money in the bank.
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Post by tamuthetongantiger on Mar 4, 2005 23:02:39 GMT -5
I'm gonna buy RD's DVD, belie' dat!
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Post by ajm on Mar 5, 2005 6:09:02 GMT -5
I'll get it, whats on it though, do we know fully yet?
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Mar 5, 2005 11:16:48 GMT -5
Damn. Kash beat me to the Spaceballs quote. I'll just use my favorite then: "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 5, 2005 12:37:47 GMT -5
I think some Wrestlecrap DVDs would be money in the bank. Only problem with that is that practically any video used in said DVD would be copyrighted and owned by Vince McMahon, who would sue in a heartbeat if RD tried to sell a WrestleCrap DVD.
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Post by cactuslou on Mar 5, 2005 22:56:56 GMT -5
If I'm not mistaken I belive RD said the DVD was only going to be stuff from his fed...
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 6, 2005 1:06:57 GMT -5
Only his fed, yes. But that's still reason enough to make the purchase. In the one Rambling's about the worse promoter ever (himself), how could you not want to own this? It seems like gold, for me anyways.
But, how about, WrestleCrap: The Comic Book. What it would consist of, I have no idea, so, maybe it's not a good idea after all.
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 6, 2005 2:28:03 GMT -5
If I'm not mistaken I belive RD said the DVD was only going to be stuff from his fed... I know. My previous post was in response to Little Mac's suggestion. I figured he meant DVDs based on the gimmicks inducted into the crap. Not RD's indy stuff.
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Post by tamuthetongantiger on Mar 6, 2005 16:54:41 GMT -5
The plot for Wrestlecrap, the Comic Book:
RD is bitten by a radioactive Ultimate Warrior and develops the proportional speed, strength, agility and lucidity of... the Ultimate Warrior. But... he only turns "Ultimate" when ge gets angry.
Blade Braxton is a mutant with a special heeling factor who has been implanted with Adamantium claws.
Madison Carter is myseriously imbued with the abilities of past presidents James Madison and Jimmy Carter, but to use those abilities, he must don his "Jimmy hat."
The three must battle Kevin Nash and then release Santa Claus, who is being held in bondage by the real Ultimate Warrior (who, while radioactive) bit RD. RD and Warrior fight to a standstill. Blade cuts Warrior with his adamantium claws. Madison Carter, imbued with the power of the two greatest diplomats ever known, negotiates a peace treaty between them all. But then, RD doublecrosses Warrior and hurls him into orbit and Santa Claus is free, but still, disturbingly, naked.
Meanwhile, Kevin Nash has sex with alien space hoochies.
Until our next issue, true believers!
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Post by Bobafett on Mar 6, 2005 17:43:31 GMT -5
not mention nBo T-shirts
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Post by cactuslou on Mar 6, 2005 18:34:20 GMT -5
The plot for Wrestlecrap, the Comic Book: RD is bitten by a radioactive Ultimate Warrior and develops the proportional speed, strength, agility and lucidity of... the Ultimate Warrior. But... he only turns "Ultimate" when ge gets angry. Blade Braxton is a mutant with a special heeling factor who has been implanted with Adamantium claws. Madison Carter is myseriously imbued with the abilities of past presidents James Madison and Jimmy Carter, but to use those abilities, he must don his "Jimmy hat." The three must battle Kevin Nash and then release Santa Claus, who is being held in bondage by the real Ultimate Warrior (who, while radioactive) bit RD. RD and Warrior fight to a standstill. Blade cuts Warrior with his adamantium claws. Madison Carter, imbued with the power of the two greatest diplomats ever known, negotiates a peace treaty between them all. But then, RD doublecrosses Warrior and hurls him into orbit and Santa Claus is free, but still, disturbingly, naked. Meanwhile, Kevin Nash has sex with alien space hoochies. Until our next issue, true believers! That right there is f'n priceless...
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Post by rdreynolds on Mar 6, 2005 21:47:14 GMT -5
Only his fed, yes. But that's still reason enough to make the purchase. In the one Rambling's about the worse promoter ever (himself), how could you not want to own this? It seems like gold, for me anyways. Funny you should mention this. I've actually been working on it all weekend. I just got the CWA stuff in (where a guy gets run over by a car going 5MPH, I shill pizza for a guy who looks like the world's gayest cigar store Indian, and then I sing Happy Birthday to some dork) today. I am compressing Revenge of the Scorpion as I type this. I'm going to delve into the PWI stuff later this week. I know I have footage of my debut as Uncle Burt's nephew, Trash Losagain's debut in which he hides a microphone down the front of his pants and some rope in the back (so it looks like he's pooped his pants). I also found a match I referee wearing clown shoes, and a blindfold match I am in. Damn was that stuff horrible. There was also a match with IAN ROTTEN in which I basically go off about how much I hate the guy. Yikes. I'm still hoping to find footage of POOL STAR, but I am starting to lose hope, as he only wrestled like one match. I am getting a tape where I manage against TNA's Chris Harris. I hope that thing has footage of Abyss doing his PRINCE JUSTICE gimmick, in which he dresses just like a BLUEBERRY to the point that his catchphrase is, and I am not joking, "I AM NOT A BLUEBERRY!" Sadly, I didn't come up with that, although it sounds like something I would have done. RD
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Post by psychotix5000 on Mar 7, 2005 1:15:01 GMT -5
I'm sold. Name any price!
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Post by Shane Leroy Matthews on Mar 7, 2005 17:07:59 GMT -5
Funny you should mention this. I've actually been working on it all weekend. I just got the CWA stuff in (where a guy gets run over by a car going 5MPH, I shill pizza for a guy who looks like the world's gayest cigar store Indian, and then I sing Happy Birthday to some dork) today. I am compressing Revenge of the Scorpion as I type this. I'm going to delve into the PWI stuff later this week. I know I have footage of my debut as Uncle Burt's nephew, Trash Losagain's debut in which he hides a microphone down the front of his pants and some rope in the back (so it looks like he's pooped his pants). I also found a match I referee wearing clown shoes, and a blindfold match I am in. Damn was that stuff horrible. There was also a match with IAN ROTTEN in which I basically go off about how much I hate the guy. Yikes. I'm still hoping to find footage of POOL STAR, but I am starting to lose hope, as he only wrestled like one match. I am getting a tape where I manage against TNA's Chris Harris. I hope that thing has footage of Abyss doing his PRINCE JUSTICE gimmick, in which he dresses just like a BLUEBERRY to the point that his catchphrase is, and I am not joking, "I AM NOT A BLUEBERRY!" Sadly, I didn't come up with that, although it sounds like something I would have done. RD I read this twice now and am still laughing while I type this
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Post by tamuthetongantiger on Mar 8, 2005 20:34:40 GMT -5
Hey, uim... can any of you draw? Any Wrestlecrap artists out there? Because, if you're up for it, I'll turn the WC - The Comic Book plot into a sctipt and we can put it out on the Web somewhere and be known as... amusing. To people like us, anyway. PM me if you're up for it!
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