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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Jun 4, 2005 11:13:08 GMT -5
Hi R.D. I heard a rumor that Dusty Rhodes is going to have a sitcom entitled "Dusty's Place" that is supposed to resemble cheers.
I wanted to know if this is true and what are your opinions on it if you wheeeeel?
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Post by hobojoe on Jun 4, 2005 11:26:01 GMT -5
If so...
GREATEST SITCOM EVER!
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Jun 4, 2005 11:31:28 GMT -5
But who would they hire to play Dusty's "Love Interest"? Would they hire someone like Paris Hilton or Natalie Portman or someone like Rosie ODonell or Mae Young?  |
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Post by tamuthetongantiger on Jun 4, 2005 11:55:28 GMT -5
But who would they hire to play Dusty's "Love Interest"? Would they hire someone like Paris Hilton or Natalie Portman or someone like Rosie ODonell or Mae Young? Saphire! |
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Jun 4, 2005 12:02:27 GMT -5
^^ But isnt Sapphire dead? Oh wait this can be the Katie Vick Angle on Primetime TV?
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Post by obi on Jun 5, 2005 9:07:25 GMT -5
if this starts with a 5 minute monologue by dusty every episode, ill watch religiously
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Post by crazyrose on Jun 5, 2005 12:30:53 GMT -5
Can you image the set?
We'll finally get to see the mythical "pay winda"
Dude, if this had appearance by Steve Corino, Scotty Anton, and Terry Funk. It would be the best sitcom ever
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Post by rdreynolds on Jun 5, 2005 12:54:02 GMT -5
I have not heard this, but if it's true, sign me up!
RD
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 6, 2005 1:53:37 GMT -5
If this does indeed go down, heres what to expect:
-extra footage of the cast going to the pay winda.
-Dustin having a regular, and very large role.
-a Dusty finish to every episode
-an office building made up of thousands of pick-up trucks.
-women half his age all over him at all times
-cowboy hats and pokadots for all
-plenty of bootys gettin a good whoopin
-and certainly, no lack of anyone gettin funky like a monkey, in pulic if you weeeiiiiiillllllllllll.
all i can say is: I CANT WAIT FOR THE SEASON 1 DVD!!!!
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Jun 6, 2005 22:16:13 GMT -5
I think it would be funny if he i a heartfelt episode where he bailed his son out of jail after a domestic abuse incident ;D
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Post by Van Hagar on Jun 7, 2005 20:11:46 GMT -5
^^ But isnt Sapphire dead? Oh wait this can be the Katie Vick Angle on Primetime TV? That's sick! So instead, they should make her into a puppet, and have the greatest comedic puppeter of all time, Trace Beaulieu  to do the voice! Hey it worked for MST3K! Seriously though, Dusty said on the WOL that "it was in the works." |
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Post by Van Hagar on Jun 7, 2005 20:13:27 GMT -5
-a Dusty finish to every episode That'd be great. A Who Shot Dusty episode, concludes the next season with the writers reversing their decision. |
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Post by CaptainRon on Jun 8, 2005 13:32:32 GMT -5
Folks, from my EXCLUSIVE INSIDE SOURCES, I have the cast list for "Dusty's Place":
Dusty Rhodes as Dusty, the gruff but loveable proprietor of Dusty's Place. There are two rules at Big Dust's saloon: 1.) No clubberin' allowed and 2.) the ladies LUV Big Dust! He's known to take the ladies to his back office and get "funky like a monkey," which probably explains the perpetual vomit smell back there.
Jake Roberts as Hootch, the resident drunk. Hootch can usually be seen face down in the beer nuts or a puddle of his own urine. Tells Dusty that he won't come into his bar unless he scores some crack. He is also a pretty lousy blackjack player: if you've got 21, he's got 22.
Missy Hyatt as Nudgie, the sassy bar maid. Nudgie dreams of superstardom in the porn industry and has attempted to send producers videos of her and Dusty. The only problem is, the producers can't judge her performance because Dusty's behemoth body hides her and they can't see her.
Tony Schiavone as Elvin, the Bar Know-It-All. Believes that Dusty's Place is the Greatest Bar in the History of Alcohol. During the show, will turn to the camera and tell viewers the ending to the latest episode of "Will & Grace."
Dustin Rhodes as the Confused Bartender and Dusty's Son. One hilarious episode focuses around Dusty having a heart attack after his son comes home with breast implants.
Harley Race as Harley. A recurring role, Harley shows up and chases people around with his taser for about a half-hour.
And starring Bea Arthur as...THE CHIEF.
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Post by crazyrose on Jun 8, 2005 14:07:09 GMT -5
^^ But isnt Sapphire dead? Oh wait this can be the Katie Vick Angle on Primetime TV? That's sick! So instead, they should make her into a puppet, and have the greatest comedic puppeter of all time, Trace Beaulieu dude, that is completely not funny. I'd be embarrassed to type something like that also, as far as puppeteers go, Kevin Murphy is 10 times funnier than Trace ever was. The show was much funnier when he left. |
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Jun 9, 2005 8:48:12 GMT -5
^^^^ Dude I was being sarcastic, I freaking hated the Katie Vick angle and it turned me away from Wrestling for a while. I'd be embarrassed if I was the idiot who approved that idea.
Anyhow that sounds like a great lineup but dont forget to give a role all the people that Dusty booked to oblivion.
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Post by hobojoe on Jun 9, 2005 9:07:31 GMT -5
Folks, from my EXCLUSIVE INSIDE SOURCES, I have the cast list for "Dusty's Place": Dusty Rhodes as Dusty, the gruff but loveable proprietor of Dusty's Place. There are two rules at Big Dust's saloon: 1.) No clubberin' allowed and 2.) the ladies LUV Big Dust! He's known to take the ladies to his back office and get "funky like a monkey," which probably explains the perpetual vomit smell back there. Jake Roberts as Hootch, the resident drunk. Hootch can usually be seen face down in the beer nuts or a puddle of his own urine. Tells Dusty that he won't come into his bar unless he scores some crack. He is also a pretty lousy blackjack player: if you've got 21, he's got 22. Missy Hyatt as Nudgie, the sassy bar maid. Nudgie dreams of superstardom in the porn industry and has attempted to send producers videos of her and Dusty. The only problem is, the producers can't judge her performance because Dusty's behemoth body hides her and they can't see her. Tony Schiavone as Elvin, the Bar Know-It-All. Believes that Dusty's Place is the Greatest Bar in the History of Alcohol. During the show, will turn to the camera and tell viewers the ending to the latest episode of "Will & Grace." Dustin Rhodes as the Confused Bartender and Dusty's Son. One hilarious episode focuses around Dusty having a heart attack after his son comes home with breast implants. Harley Race as Harley. A recurring role, Harley shows up and chases people around with his taser for about a half-hour. And starring Bea Arthur as...THE CHIEF. Like I said... GREATEST SITCOM EVER! |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 9, 2005 9:10:53 GMT -5
No, not the greatest sitcom ever... The greatest ANYTHING, ever.
If you can include Kebbin Sullivan as Sully, Dusty's adversary, that would be all the best.
'Hello Dusty'
'Hello, Kebbin'
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Post by scbg on Jun 9, 2005 15:20:10 GMT -5
You need a token black guy. Maybe Virgil.
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Post by Hypnotix on Jun 10, 2005 14:04:51 GMT -5
If this were to come to reality, the opening would have to feature that pic of Dusty from "The Wrestler" where Dusty was double fisting two beers while wearing a derby hat. Someone has to have that still.
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Post by Van Hagar on Jun 10, 2005 19:24:08 GMT -5
That's sick! So instead, they should make her into a puppet, and have the greatest comedic puppeter of all time, Trace Beaulieu dude, that is completely not funny. I'd be embarrassed to type something like that also, as far as puppeteers go, Kevin Murphy is 10 times funnier than Trace ever was. The show was much funnier when he left. I disagree, Beaulieu was the funniest guy in the theater. The show didn't get drastically worst when he left, but the host segments did. Pearl, and the gang were TERRIBLE, Frank & Trace were geniuses as Dr. F and TV's Frank. |
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