Ass Dan
King Koopa
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Post by Ass Dan on Jul 31, 2005 21:43:14 GMT -5
They better not use the word cancer.... EVER. Why not? Nothing puts asses in the seats like cancer. In fact, I think they should reveal that the thing on her face is a cancerous tumor, and still have everyone make fun of her for it... to her face. Imagine the possibilities: Jillian: Hey MNM, you guys ready for your tag match? Nitro: (points and laughs) Ha ha, you have cancer! The other guy: Yeah, you're gonna die, ha ha! You are calling Adam Birch, one of the most decorated men in wrestling, "The Other Guy"? He was in ECW, for crying out loud! |
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Post by hobojoe on Jul 31, 2005 22:05:38 GMT -5
I don't remember his name, sorry.
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Post by wolfe3001 on Aug 1, 2005 9:30:45 GMT -5
I agree. This is the worst year for WWF in a long time. |
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KLRA
El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
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Post by KLRA on Aug 1, 2005 10:36:18 GMT -5
Why not? Nothing puts asses in the seats like cancer. In fact, I think they should reveal that the thing on her face is a cancerous tumor, and still have everyone make fun of her for it... to her face. Imagine the possibilities: Jillian: Hey MNM, you guys ready for your tag match? Nitro: (points and laughs) Ha ha, you have cancer! The other guy: Yeah, you're gonna die, ha ha! You are calling Adam Birch, one of the most decorated men in wrestling, "The Other Guy"? He was in ECW, for crying out loud! Isn't the "other guy" Joey Matthews? Oh yeah, his real name is Adam Birch. |
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Post by Black Swagger on Aug 1, 2005 15:37:52 GMT -5
Ah Joey Matthews.........You know, I remember when he was doing shows in front of 50 People for NWA-East here in Pittsburgh. He did this goofy ass strut to the ring and he was tagged with this cat named Christian York. I believe they were called the "5 Stars". Whenever they were coming down the aisle, my boy stopped them dead in their tracks because of how they were dressed. The conversation went like this........
March 1999:
Friend: Wow nice outfits, who are you trying to be the Hardy Boyz or something?
(Joey Matthews turns and looks at my friend)
Matthews: Don't even try it, WE ALREADY BEAT 'EM !!!!!!!
(and they proceeded to head to the ring.
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 1, 2005 19:41:33 GMT -5
It looks like there's going to be a ton of Gooker contenders this year. Good Lord is that stupid. RD I was thinking, last week may have been the Wrestlemania of Wrestlecrap. You had: -The Great American Bash. Thw whole freakin' thing. -Eugene winning Kurt Angle's medals. -Vis wrestling with and pinning a midget, and two ambiguously gay wrestlers. -Maria. -A Battle Of The Bands where one of the bands didn't even show up. -A stretcher match (alright, that wasn't half bad, but the fact that it was the 2nd week in a row that Kane and Edge fought in a gimmick match and Edge came out on top by using the briefcase qualifies. It also leads into...) -Kane kidnapping Lita...again. -Kane subsequently getting "arrested" for doing such. -The introduction of Jillian Hall and Belial, her twin brother. -Eddie Guerrero revealing that he was Dom's father. -Eddie's story. -All that, plus every main event this week ended in a screwjob or disqualification. All in all, it was a miserable week for wrestling fans, but a glorious week for Wrestlecrappers. If there's anything I missed, let me know. |
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Aug 2, 2005 0:45:28 GMT -5
I think, if there are any south park fans out there. The nurse on South Park had a fetus attached to her face. I forget the name of this condition where your twin doesn't fully develop but I think that's where they are going. If you look really closely you can see what appears to be an eye. That would be Conjoined Twin Myslexia. They even made hats for everyone in the town to wear, so everyone could have their own conjoined twin! I smell money! Or a lawsuit. Maybe it will just be revealed that she was eating some sort of freakin-awful casserole, and some got left on her face. Or that Kane "Screwed her brains out" and that's what left. |
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Post by chrislatimer2005 on Aug 2, 2005 6:32:56 GMT -5
words fail me they really do, this is one of the worst things i have ever seen, and i have seen el giante's greatest hits
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Post by Van Hagar on Aug 3, 2005 4:20:41 GMT -5
I posted this on another site.
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vashondude
Samurai Cop
in the name of love before you break my heart
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Post by vashondude on Aug 3, 2005 11:11:57 GMT -5
I wonder if whoever came up with this crap has a plan to cover the possibility of whatever the bloody blue blazing hell that thing is falling off her face on camera.
-- LB
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 4, 2005 22:37:44 GMT -5
I have a feeling this was an idea alot like katie vick; someone, be it vince or one of the other writers, thought it would be hilarious to have a barbie doll with a peice of fake barf stuck to her face. The night she debuted, I have no doubt that someone backstage was laughing their ass off...and no one else was.
The worst part is, I have a feeling that this lovely lil peice o' wrestlecrap is going to end up being the focus of several storylines. I am having images of WWE taking one of their semi-resident faces, possibly a turned Randy Orton, and having him fall in love with her "despire her condition" which will in turn lead to another one of those idiotic wrestling weddings, and then to the inevitable heel turn by the groom.
p.s. I can't blame edge and lita for running out on their wedding. I know if I saw Kane's head coming out from under the altar, I'd probably load my drawers too.
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Post by scbg on Aug 5, 2005 16:10:32 GMT -5
Somebody should just run out of the stands and tear it off.
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Post by poeboy on Aug 5, 2005 17:08:10 GMT -5
Hi RD, please tell me this is a gooker nominee!  That looks like a bad fridge magnet. I wonder if she has a metal plate surgically implanted in her head just to hold it on. |
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Phoenix
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phoenix on Aug 8, 2005 3:23:26 GMT -5
nah its hidden inside her cheeck lol
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Post by hobojoe on Aug 8, 2005 19:03:03 GMT -5
Why not? Nothing puts asses in the seats like cancer. In fact, I think they should reveal that the thing on her face is a cancerous tumor, and still have everyone make fun of her for it... to her face. Imagine the possibilities: Jillian: Hey MNM, you guys ready for your tag match? Nitro: (points and laughs) Ha ha, you have cancer! The other guy: Yeah, you're gonna die, ha ha! You are calling Adam Birch, one of the most decorated men in wrestling, "The Other Guy"? He was in ECW, for crying out loud! Now that I know he was Joey Matthews, I apologize. I enjoyed his work in ECW alongside Christian York. |
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Post by sideorderofninjas on Aug 12, 2005 0:10:51 GMT -5
Jillian Hall searches for the Boogeyman to remove the deep fried pretzel off her face. That angle would introduce the Boogeyman and make as much sense as anything else on WWE lately.
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