Brain Of F'n J
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 21, 2009 16:39:50 GMT -5
Ah, an RTB fix! Numnumnumnumnum... I had read the Higher Power story before, but I'm still just as glad to see it here on WC. It's a little short, and Russo-riffic, but very entertaining. Look forward to seeing the Invasion again, too. I actually like it being Russo-riffic, only for it being authentic to the time period. Beyond that ... yeah, it's a little short. Space limitations from 411 prevented it being longer. Well, funny you should mention that ... originally, the plan had been around summer for us (being the wife and I) to rearrange our house and bring the computer up into the family area, so whoever used it wasn't isolated. But then Circuit City went ass-over-heels, and, well ... $600 later, I am now the owner of a pretty damned good laptop. What does this mean for RTB? Well, the schedule for free time is wide open now. Now, I'm not diving in right away ... I'm feeling the urges to write, but I gotta look at my available projects and see what really connects with me. But the long and short of it is, the comeback will probably be sooner then originally estimated. Jed Shaffer ~I'm writing this on my couch, in my pajamas. Ah, the freedom!
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mlsq42
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Post by mlsq42 on Feb 21, 2009 21:09:54 GMT -5
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 21, 2009 22:42:34 GMT -5
Okay, that was just FUNNY, man. Seriously funny. Jed Shaffer ~I'm not back at the grinding wheel just yet, though. Just because I bought the car don't mean I've put the keys in the ignition. Gotta read the map, and extend this metaphor to the breaking point.
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mlsq42
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Post by mlsq42 on Feb 22, 2009 1:14:49 GMT -5
Well, when you do pull out of the driveway and get out on the open road, you'll have a lot of people on your CB wishing you luck. And there's a whole bunch of people willing to read the map for you.
Mathew Sforcina ~Extending metaphors since 1998.
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Brain Of F'n J
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Feb 22, 2009 14:19:12 GMT -5
Well, when you do pull out of the driveway and get out on the open road, you'll have a lot of people on your CB wishing you luck. And there's a whole bunch of people willing to read the map for you. Mathew Sforcina ~Extending metaphors since 1998. First, I need to figure out my destination, and then choose my route. Then fire up the GPS ... oh, crap, I can't continue this metaphor. I tap, you win. Jed Shaffer ~I'm out of practice, it would seem.
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Post by thuschongswing on Mar 26, 2009 23:10:40 GMT -5
Not sure if this has been asked before, but I have one...
What if...Mick Foley WAS initially brought into the WWE as Cactus Jack?
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Post by mrjl on Mar 27, 2009 13:11:06 GMT -5
What if Mick Foley defeated Triple H, THe Rock and the Big Show for the title. I can't remember what Mania it was, but Linda's plan was if the retired Foley won the title would be vacant. I figure Vince would then set up a five man tourney. Hunter, Show and Rock all get "byes" with the final two wrestling four a spot. That guy would wrestle Hunter, while Rock and show would face each other. Two no contests and Hunter automatically wins without wrestling a match.
What if Kane were more powerful than the Undertaker.
What if Bret had agreed to drop the title to Shawn as long as Shawn dropped the belt to Owen.
What if the Ultimate Warrior had not left after Summerslam 91. I figure the original Wrestlemania plan would be saved, since they'd have a viable replacement for Sid when he went down. Change the plan from Hogan to Taker to Sid to Flair with Hogan and Flair at Mania to Hogan to Taker to Warrior to Flair
What if the Clique had lost it's influence after the MSG Curtain Call?
What if the end of the Hogan/Sting match was an attempted Montreal Screwjob? Instead of a bogus fast count Hogan gets Sting in something like a bear hug and Nick Patrick calls for the bell.
What if Hogan was released by WCW over the "Hulk Hogan Memeorial title" incident and lawsuit. He could show up in WWF in time to be the guy who ran over Austin.
What if Flair had not left WCW in 91? You could do this from WCW's angle or WWF's.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 27, 2009 23:00:48 GMT -5
I'm in a morbid mood.
What if...Ric Flair died in the plane crash?
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Post by SAJ Forth on Apr 13, 2009 7:40:56 GMT -5
I'm in a morbid mood. What if...Ric Flair died in the plane crash? Then Shawn Micheals would've retired... Tommy Rich?
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Post by The Tank on Apr 14, 2009 23:01:29 GMT -5
Probably not in your scope of things, but maybe for a new What If, you should do a TNA themed one, Jed.
Just to mix things up. We've gotten an ROH one, why not give one to the boys down south?
...problem is, I can't think of anything good.
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Post by mlsq42 on Apr 15, 2009 8:04:51 GMT -5
A good TNA one? Easy.
What if Raven had beat Jarrett for the Title back in the Weekly PPV days?
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Post by The Tank on Apr 25, 2009 22:00:12 GMT -5
This one isn't very good, but what if Ric Flair had stayed "retired" after he was no longer Raw GM?
It doesn't seem like much, but: It would mean that someone else would've been in Evolution to keep up the Four Horsemen comparison.
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Post by mlsq42 on Apr 26, 2009 5:01:33 GMT -5
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Apr 26, 2009 20:59:33 GMT -5
This Friday.
I actually post something.
Jed Shaffer ~It's not a story, though. And it isn't what you would think, based on the previous statement. Let the speculation begin.
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Post by The Tank on Apr 26, 2009 22:19:00 GMT -5
Armchair Booker Part II: TNA.
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Post by mlsq42 on Apr 27, 2009 7:31:08 GMT -5
Jed reviews Kayfabe the movie.
Jed posts pictures of his wife to explain why he doesn't have time to write stuff.
Jed posts a paypal link holding the next story hostage.
Jed posts a belated April Fools entry.
Jed posts an Induction instead Triple Kelly.
Jed posts as part of WCR.
Jed posts on the message board.
Jed posts me a thank you card for linking him to the History of WWF site.
Jed posts a list of jokes that stopped being funny 10 'jokes' ago.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Apr 27, 2009 16:01:19 GMT -5
Jed reviews Kayfabe the movie. Tell me there isn't ACTUALLY a Kayfabe: The Movie. Please tell me there isn't. I don't think I could survive the idea of it really existing. She has H-cups. That's all you get, muchacho. ;D Son of a ... why didn't I think of that before?! I tried humor once already. You've all seen the results. I've thought about it, actually ... but I don't have the video library for it, and I don't know what I could possibly induct that Triple Kelly, RD and the rest of the gang haven't hit. Hell, I don't know how they find stuff every week. That's up to RD, man. I'd be on anytime he wants to have me. You want me on there, knock on his door. Or start a petition. I am right now! Didn't I send you a thank-you email? If not, my eternal thanks, sir. So ... every sign-off comment I've ever made? Jed Shaffer ~And it's not Armchair Booker, either. Now you'll REALLY be racking your brain.
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Post by mlsq42 on Apr 27, 2009 22:05:26 GMT -5
Jed reviews Kayfabe the movie. Tell me there isn't ACTUALLY a Kayfabe: The Movie. Please tell me there isn't. I don't think I could survive the idea of it really existing. Yeah, this is, as has been reviewed on Scott Keith's Blog and... Oh yeah, Wrestlecrap.That's big... I think. It's hard to tell at times, bra sizes are wildly variable. Probably because of Mrs. H Cup there. Well, the US did just pull out of the Geneva Convention, didn't they? Couldn't you just ask them for the 3rd in line induction or something, let them do the pictures you just write out the talky stuff? Has a petition EVER, in the history of the Internet, worked? Well Family Guy-Quiet You! Hence the joke, you'd build us up then tear us down. Coz it's ironic see, and... forget it. You did, both in mail and here, I just wanted to make a posted... in the mail! joke there. 'Stopped being funny'. That would imply your sign-off comments were at some point funny. (insert Chandler picture here) Nah, I follow the Spanish Inquisition methods since no-one expects them. Fetch the Comfy Chair!
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Apr 28, 2009 16:07:29 GMT -5
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Post by mlsq42 on Apr 30, 2009 8:52:10 GMT -5
What, that it exists or that it's supposedly pretty good?
I rarely lie.
*nose grows*
Especially now you don't need to fight with your kids over them I imagine.
Who does nowadays?
You could play it straight. Get an inoffensive, silly entry then write it up as if it's a crime against all that is holy and such.
Tell that to every teenager who gets killed during their first sex in slasher films.
That's only ironic if you work on The Knife Show or something. That song really should be called "Unfortunate".
Ashish and Larry must think I have photos of them in a jungle voodoo orgy with the cast of Deep Space Nine or something with the amount of free rides and second chances ES got. Either that, or I was a major draw or something. At least I'm staying punctual now, this is the least of their worries.
Now, part of me wants to resort to the old "Blind Pigs and Truffles" quote, and the rest wants to make a KFC joke, but I don't know if they even have Zingers over there. The perils of universal comedy...
Well, at least it's stopping people question you about the mysterious post.
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