AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by AriadosMan on May 18, 2010 20:28:26 GMT -5
Mark Henry PERIOD. Dude has had over a decade and he still sucks at what he does. He's not even a good "power heel" (Kane, Bats, Ezekiel Jackson and even Wade Barrett are better in the role than him.
Close second: Lawler. I'm a very charitable man when it comes to announcers. Face Don West and Tony Schiavone didn't bother me much and even Cole has his moments. Lawler makes me reach for the mute button lately. His screeching about Buzz Lightyear like he had some sort of religious experience on RAW last night made me want to blow my brains out.
And third: D-Mac. He's bland and boring on his own, has a STUPID "chosen one" storyline that's only tolerable because Vince is no longer onscreen, and has the worst wrestling theme since Conway's. Seriously, Shelton Benjamin's theme worked better as wrestling music.
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Post by immortalphenom on May 18, 2010 20:28:31 GMT -5
In all seriousness, I can't stand Chris Jericho these days. He comes out, cuts a cheap heat promo about how we're all hypocrites, how he's better than us, how.... zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
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Post by Jeremy on May 18, 2010 20:32:12 GMT -5
Randy Orton Ted Dibiase David Otunga
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2010 20:34:56 GMT -5
Otunga lost a ton of points with me for that "Gay - briel" quip, even if it was scripted for him (and I don't think it was).
I don't dislike him in the "I can't wait to see him get beat up" way - more in the "I don't want this guy on the WWE roster" way.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 18, 2010 20:36:21 GMT -5
Darren Young. Honestly, the guy has one of the worst finishers I've ever seen. Top that off with subpar matches and a heaping helping of blandness, outside of his wacky hair, and he just comes off as a jobber that's being made to look like more than that.
Hornswoggle is a close second, but that's a given.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2010 20:41:22 GMT -5
John Cena. Boring, bland, stale etc..his finishers suck too.
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Post by Andrew is Good on May 18, 2010 20:51:51 GMT -5
Ha, I maybe Heath Slater's only fan.
Anyway, I'll look at the roster and give it a shot. I tend to have a positive outlook on many of the talents, but there are some talents who have more negative qualities then positive ones. I also dug the "gaybriel" comment, and Otunga actually stole that from Wade Barrett. On Twitter one time, Wade hyped a match against DJ Gabriel (or just Gabriel at the time), and called him "GAYbriel". So yeah, that was Wade Barrett's idea.
1. The Bellas -Mostly because they're useless. They're human cardboard cutouts. They're props. They are actual objects. The novelty of being twins wears off really quickly, and can only really work for male tag teams, because there are usually tag team belts then the men wrestle for. It might work in TNA, if they had more women wrestlers in that division anyway, but it's bad in WWE. They just stand by the guesthost, smile, and do NOTHING. It's beyond ridiculous.
2. Jerry Lawler -I kinda like how Michael Cole is heeling it up a bit, but he still is a tool. But Jerry Lawler is a tool shed. The King of old is not the way he once was on commentary, and it's hard to listen to at times.
3. Rosa Mendes -Lacks talent, and the speaking ability to make a good valet.
4. Kelly Kelly -See above. She has good sympathy though, so she's not as bad as Rosa.
5. Hornswoggle -I'm ok with the fact that he's over with the kids, but it's just the ridiculous stuff he's put in. Why can't he just team up with a fun babyface and do antics around the ring, instead of being part of some of the dumbest skits I've ever seen in my life.
6. The Great Khali -Lacks talent, and his size is simply a novelty.
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Post by The Winter Soldier on May 18, 2010 21:07:52 GMT -5
Cena Bout half of the Divas Mysterio (he's getting annoying and boring.) Hornswoggle Orton (he bugs me so damn much.) Batista
There's more, but I don't feel like listing.
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allenfan69
Team Rocket
I came to listen to Ken Resnick mumble.
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Post by allenfan69 on May 19, 2010 7:34:55 GMT -5
Cena Orton Team Lay-Cool Rey
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Post by cabbageboy on May 19, 2010 9:35:51 GMT -5
I'm glad someone finally mentioned Lay-Cool. In all fairness I don't really mind Layla, and if she wasn't teaming with McCool I wouldn't list her at all. But here goes.....
--Michelle McCool. Just because her push is lesser, low rent political favoritism doesn't make it any less lame. At best, McCool is a 2nd rate version of the "Beautiful People" type heel chick. She isn't the worst female wrestler I've ever seen, but anyone so obviously lacking in heat or charisma shouldn't be constantly on top of a division. And gee, we all know why that is, don't we? The fact that she now is apparently a "co-champ" with Layla illustrates the point further.
--Vickie Guerrero. I was a fan of the whole initial Edge/Vickie storyline on Smackdown, but once she moved over to Raw and was away from Edge the inherent emptiness of her heel act was obvious. Rather than an otherwise okay woman led astray by that white trash Edge, she was now a typical lame heel GM character that ruled in favor of guys like Orton for no real valid reason. We knew why she made rulings in favor of La Familia, but why Legacy? I think the thing that bothers me the most about Vickie is that WWE just doesn't seem to take the hint and realize her time on TV has come and gone, thus they keep shoehorning her into roles that suck.
I'm not going to trash anyone from NXT, since these guys are rookies and may well improve with time. Maybe even Otunga will find the in ring skills to match his heelish charisma?
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Mangs
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Post by Mangs on May 19, 2010 9:47:24 GMT -5
Hornswoggle - I've really really hated him every since he was Vince's son
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stealthamo
King Koopa
Something stupid
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Post by stealthamo on May 19, 2010 10:08:50 GMT -5
For me, it is John Cena, for one main reason. He is always in a title feud. At least with other wrestlers, they occasionally have a feud that takes them away from the title for a couple of months (HHH with DX, Batista with Rey), but I can't remember the last time Cena had a feud like that.
Well, that and all the reasons already mentioned.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2010 10:13:18 GMT -5
Heath Slater = He's getting pushed even though he doesn't have any charisma or good talent. If he wins NXT, I'm gonna be pissed.
Hornswoggle = A joke that ran on long enough. If they actually make a "feud" with Dolph Ziggler, I'm going to REALLY hate that. Ziggler should have gotten the IC belt when he was white-hot last fall, anyways.
Rosa Mendes = She's just a bad wrestler and looks doggish to me (this might classify her as "two-faced"), and this was before she injured Beth Phoenix.
Rey Mysterio = SmackDown's John Cena, a supposed "underdog" given his size, even though he's dominated most feuds in the past 3 years. It's also a pain seeing him still trying to do the things he used to do, but can't, given the knee injuries. He's more like "Sivi Afi" now.
Drew McIntyre = Well, I've explained this dozens of times, but long story short: has a gimmick few like, and is flat-out boring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 19, 2010 10:37:35 GMT -5
Over the past week or so I've come to discover that I despise Michelle McCool. I wasn't intended it just happened.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on May 19, 2010 10:46:08 GMT -5
Mark Henry. He is the last of the, "He's still on the roster?" guys since the Attitude Era.
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Post by Germansuplex on May 19, 2010 10:48:57 GMT -5
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Gummydavidson
Dennis Stamp
Johnny Davidson for Prime Minister!
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Post by Gummydavidson on May 19, 2010 11:02:54 GMT -5
I don't hate anyone on the roster!
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Post by Sana's got that SUPA LUV on May 19, 2010 11:03:28 GMT -5
Maryse. Everything about her makes me cringe, from her in-ring work to her promos. Not a fan of Otunga as well. He lost me completely after that "Gay-briel" comment. That's not cool in my book.
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Post by seamonsters on May 19, 2010 11:10:20 GMT -5
Most of the (non-wrestling) Divas Maryse, McCool, The Bellas, Rosa.
The Undertaker - He at least sells moves these days, which is something he didn't do in his first ten years.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on May 19, 2010 11:17:43 GMT -5
JON SEENA HE TEH WURST WERSTLER EVAR ONLY 5 MOOVS LOL N BASTISA SHUD WIN @ OVR TEH LIMET SO HE QUITZ LOL I haven't seen anyone in this thread type like that, so I don't know who you're trying to mimic. Anyway, tie between HHH and Drew Mcintyre for me. HHH because...he's HHH. Drew because of how big of a deal people are making him out to be when I can't see a single solitary decent trait about the guy.
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