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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 17:21:26 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a tag team tournament quarter final match scheduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, at a combined weight 442 pounds, Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
Tenay: Well we now know that the winner of this match will meet Beer Money in the semi finals. West: Well RVD may get the chance to avenge his buddy Sabu. Tenay: Yeah, by beating Jeff Hardy's friend Shannon Moore.
Tag Team Tournament Quarter Final High Flight v Ink Inc 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 17:22:21 GMT -5
High Flight with Poetry in Motion!
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 10, 2010 17:22:47 GMT -5
*reads last line of the promo* Jeff, there's no reason to bring Matt to the Pay Per View. ...I really hope the green was Jeff Hardy. Honestly, I don't know which is which. In all honesty, I lost track myself a while ago.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 17:22:50 GMT -5
Jeff and RVD kick Shannon Moore 67 times.
Then four more for the hell of it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 17:23:53 GMT -5
RVD with rolling thunder.
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 10, 2010 17:23:56 GMT -5
Van Dam with a spinning heel kick to Moore.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 17:24:28 GMT -5
I always assumed RVD was green.
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 10, 2010 17:27:05 GMT -5
I always assumed RVD was green. Would make sense given he tried to give Kane hungry hungry hippos back when they teamed.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 17:27:37 GMT -5
But then it ruins the Matt Hardy is Fat joke.
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 10, 2010 17:31:21 GMT -5
But then it ruins the Matt Hardy is Fat joke. I'll try to work one in for the next promo.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 17:33:37 GMT -5
But then it ruins the Matt Hardy is Fat joke. I'll try to work one in for the next promo. Dude, don't worry about it. You can do a lot better than Fatt Hardy jokes.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 17:34:04 GMT -5
I always assumed RVD was green. Would make sense given he tried to give Kane hungry hungry hippos back when they teamed. That's what I thought it was a reference to.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 17:39:28 GMT -5
Neal gets a hip toss on follwed by an elbow drop which misses. RVD tags Hardy who goes to work in the corner. Hardy goes to whip Neal into the corner but Neal reverses. Hardy jumps to the top and hits the Whisper in the Wind!
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Neal kicks out. Hardy hits an inverted suplex, then climbs to the top. Moore crotches him. Neal hits a superplex on Hardy! He sets up for a spear but is cut off by a flying kick by Van Dam. Moore comes in and gets slammed. Van Dam hist the rolling thunder to Moore.Neal tosses Van Dam out but then turns into a Twist of Fate!
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JB: Here are your winners, High Flight!
Tenay: Hight Flight advance to face Beer Money. West: Yeah. one of the semis are set. Tenay: And in a few short moments we'll find out who will joing High Flight and Beer Money.
Ladies and gentlemen, with me at this time, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, London Brawling! Guys, you are just moments away from your first round match in the big tournament. Do you have anything to say to your opponents, Kurt Angle and Sting?
Wait, Sting and Angle?! You told me we were facing Shark Boy and Red!
Well, I had to get you to show up somehow…
Man, that is so unfair! We’re gonna get creamed!
Knock it off! Enough of your negativity! Yeah, it’s going to be a tough match! SO?!
Not every match can be a stroll down Abbey Road, mate! You’ve got to take whatever life chucks at you and make the most of it! When life hands you a bag of spuds, make some bangers and mash!
…You’re right! We’re London Brawling! We’re winners, dammit!! So what if Sting and Angle have won nineteen World Championships between them? So what if Angle is a gold metal winner?
A gold metal he won with a broken freaking neck, chum.
True. But do you think we’re worried? Do you think we’re scared, Christy Hemme?
Well…
I will tell you, Christy Hemme. We are not worried! We are not scared! We are…
PETRIFIED!!!
Terry breaks into a sweat and begins hyperventilating.
*Sigh* We’re working on it, you know. That wasn’t too bad until the end, if I do say so myself.
But Christy, the bottom line is this. It doesn’t matter how many titles they’ve won, or who they’ve beaten. Sting and Kurt Angle CAN be beaten. And they will be, courtesy of London Brawling! BLIMEY BLOKES!!!
Doug guides Rob away from the interview area and towards the ring.
London Brawling on their way to the ring, so back to you, Mike and Don.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 10, 2010 17:42:58 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a tag team tournament quarter final match scheduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Rob Terry and Doug Williams, London Brawling!
JB: And their opponents, first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: And his partner, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, "The Icon" Sting!
Tenay: Well Rob Terry not sharing Doug Williams confience at facing two former world champions here. West: Am I the only guy who notices neither of these guys are from London? Terry isn't even English! Tenay: Just...let it go.
Tag Team Tournament Quarter Final Kurt Angle and Sting v London Brawling 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Dec 10, 2010 17:43:44 GMT -5
Terry with a belly to belly
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 17:45:20 GMT -5
Terry with another belly to belly!
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 10, 2010 17:45:28 GMT -5
Sting with a stinger splash to Terry
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 17:46:10 GMT -5
Doug Williams with a suplex.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2010 17:47:25 GMT -5
Angle with a German Suplex to Terry.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 10, 2010 17:49:45 GMT -5
London Brawling hit the London Calling.
Once again, the two man Chaos Theory.
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