El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Nov 25, 2010 21:13:05 GMT -5
Granted,but he jobs to Triple H for 2 months and then retires after losing to Michelle McCool in a tuxedo match.
I wish for a date with a non-hermaphrodite cheerleader
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Post by The Tank on Nov 25, 2010 21:24:17 GMT -5
Granted, but the cheerleader turns out to be insanely jealous and goes on a mass-murdering spree after she sees you unintentionally glance in the direction of some other hot chick. (You are the last of several hundred casualties.)
I wish that this game never began!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 26, 2010 23:42:29 GMT -5
Granted, but the cheerleader turns out to be insanely jealous and goes on a mass-murdering spree after she sees you unintentionally glance in the direction of some other hot chick. (You are the last of several hundred casualties.) I wish that this game never began! You are transported to the Large Hadron Collider. It turns on and transports you to a few seconds before Wishmaster makes this tournament. Both of you collide and merge in a horror show, preventing him from making the tournament and doing much anything else for the rest of your lives. I wish I was married to Christina Hendricks.
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 27, 2010 0:53:46 GMT -5
Granted but her mother moves in with you and she is the queen of all bitches.
I wish John Cena would join TNA
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 27, 2010 15:56:24 GMT -5
Granted- He jobs to Eric Bischoff every Impact for the next 6 years, in the only match on the card after an Hour and 45 Minute long IMMORTALS/FOURTUNE promo each week.
I wish that all the Beatles were still alive.
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