TNA iMPACT! Spoilers for 02/18 and part of 02/25

[lildude8218]

so Abyss is officially Dave Sullivan

[________ has left the building]

So Abyss is Dave Sullivan and instead of Hogan's magic boots, he has Hulk's WWE Hall of Fame ring.
Too late

[Parrish]

Abyss = dumber version of Dave Sullivan 2K10

[Clarence "Showstealer" Mason]

Orlando Jordan defeats Samoa Joe with a lungblower. Joe had Jordan in the rear naked choke, but Jordan was able to counter it into the lungblower.

Wait. What? WHAT?....Pumpkin What?

Kaz, Amazing Red, and Generation Me defeated Doug Williams, the Motor City Machine Guns, and Brian Kendrick when Kaz pinned Williams.

[Error]

Abyss needs a Red and Yellow flannel.

[toodarkmark]

I would go nuts about Joe jobbing to OJ, but the Pope jobbed to him a few weeks ago and now seems to be poised to be the number one face. So who knows.

[donners]

I wonder if there is any explanation for "Bischoff's Boys" - to me it sounds like a random collection of heels.

Red Flag Rob is a face now?

So Jarrett is fired now? Or will that be enforced just as strictly as Abyss losing his mask?

Kong and Hamada on Xplosion, when the likes of Jordan and Terry are getting matches?

Surely not Hall v Nash? That would actually be worse than Nastys vs 3D (which was apaprently considered so good that we get a rematch).



Oh well, Daffney = win and it sounds like there's a good X Division match.

[HMARK Center]

Feb 15, 2010 21:26:51 GMT -5 toodarkmark said:

I would go nuts about Joe jobbing to OJ, but the Pope jobbed to him a few weeks ago and now seems to be poised to be the number one face. So who knows.

I don't know what to make of it, because it seems senseless. Are they going to go in a direction where Joe feels like he's letting something get in the way of him winning? I don't feel it, because he's playing a strong tweener right now, I don't see a need to change it.

I guess we can see how it plays out, but "Orlando Jordan randomly beats over wrestlers" is a weird running gag to establish.

[Krimzon]

If Kaz simply just returns with no build-up or explanation, that will be one huge WTF moment.

And because I like posting on this board and wouldn't want to be banned, I will refrain from sharing my thoughts on Orlando Jordan defeating Samoa Joe.

[Error]

After the match, Beer Money came out and they talk about it was almost two years ago that they formed. They made a promise to each other about being the best and they run down their accomplishments. They mention how the new management seems to have put them on the sidelines. Hernandez came out and gave Beer Money a TNA World Tag Title Match in the future.

Kaz defeated Brian Kendrick via flux capacitor.

[________ has left the building]

A feud over Hogan's WWE Hall of Fame ring? I know Flair's ring to owned by the creditors but shouldn't being TNA world champion be enough for Styles? And when does Jordan get his title shot since he beat 2 world title contenders? Next month he'll beat Kurt Angle at the rate he's going.

[Krimzon]

I'm watching RAW right now. I'm honestly looking forward to seeing Orlando Jordan defeating Samoa Joe.

[HMARK Center]

I'm starting to think they should give Jordan a gimmick where he beats an established upper midcarder/main eventer once a month, the guy says "How the @#$% did I lose to Orlando Jordan?", gets his win back, and then soon afterward earns a title shot.

They could even print up "How the @#$% did I lose to Orlando Jordan?" t-shirts!

[thatguybayne]

Feb 15, 2010 20:33:39 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

So days after Jericho pinned the Undertaker, they're actually doing something with Daffney?

My birthday isn't until October you know.

This is either a an early or a late birthday present. Either way Dixie got your letters.

[hajimenoippo]

So abyss is now evad?

[Krimzon]

Feb 15, 2010 22:19:32 GMT -5 hajimenoippo said:

So abyss is now evad?

Close. He's Ssyba.

[Michael Coello]

Feb 15, 2010 22:09:39 GMT -5 HMARK Center said:

I'm starting to think they should give Jordan a gimmick where he beats an established upper midcarder/main eventer once a month, the guy says "How the @#$% did I lose to Orlando Jordan?", gets his win back, and then soon afterward earns a title shot.

They could even print up "How the @#$% did I lose to Orlando Jordan?" t-shirts!

[Dragonfly]

I think I figured out what's going on with Orlando Jordan: His whole gimmick is based upon getting lucky. He beat The Pope by re-injuring his knee (kayfabe) with a Dragon Screw. He beat Jay Lethal only after Lethal missed the spear in the corner. He beat Joe by hitting a desperation counter. If that doesn't scream "luck," then I don't know what does.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

I know that a lot of times the backstage segments are not shown to the crowd at the spoilers and aren't revealed until the TV airing. I am extremely interested to see how they explain the return of Kaz. I am half expecting a formal "unmasking" which would be pretty cool.

As for OJ, I'm convinced he has some blackmail photos of Hogan or Dixie or something. Which I think is actually hilarious! I'm waiting for him to beat Morgan and Hernandez in a handicap match to become tag champs! (Which sadly would not be the first time in TNA history that one man held the tag championships, but I digress)

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

So... Kaz is just back now? No payoff to the whole Suicide thing?