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Post by Mr. Backlund on Mar 9, 2010 20:22:38 GMT -5
Maybe it will be a gimmick PPV, where the wrestlers will have to actually make it 5 minutes playing Aerosmith's ill-fated arcade game before earning the right to hang the title so that they can.....um....enter the penalty box and......win?
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Post by Michael Coello on Mar 9, 2010 20:23:13 GMT -5
Maybe it will be a gimmick PPV, where the wrestlers will have to actually make it 5 minutes playing Aerosmith's ill-fated arcade game before earning the right to hang the title so that they can.....um....enter the penalty box and......win? That was Revolution X.
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Post by mschif420 on Mar 9, 2010 20:23:14 GMT -5
The Motor City Machine Guns come out. Chris Sabin takes a mic and says that Destination X will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X with the winner becoming the Number One Contenders to the TNA World Tag Titles, but it will be the start to the Motor City Era. Sabin calls out Generation Me for coming into their turf and asks who they have beaten. Generation Me comes out and reminds Sabin that they beat the Machine Guns in their debut. Shelley says it was just luck and then says that Motor City is the Xbox while Generation Me are Ataris. He also says that they are the Ferraris to Generation Me�s station wagons. He says that they can keep talking about this or the time where the Guns got with Generation Me�s girlfriends. This leads to a brawl with all four men getting involved. Brian Kendrick comes out to save the Guns. Amazing Red comes out to take out Kendrick. Daniels comes out to take care of Red. Kazarian comes out with a ladder and hits Daniels with it. Generation Me do dives off the Ultimate X towers onto the guns. They set up the ladder and Red dives off the ladder onto Kendrick, Daniels, and the Guns on the outside. Red, Kazarian, and Generation Me pose together in the ring. (This was described as a crazy segment).
The match between A.J. Styles and Jeff Hardy is a non-title match.
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Post by donners on Mar 9, 2010 20:25:09 GMT -5
Oh, Bischoff being shaved. Why does that sound so familiar?
As for Spike, why, FFS? Are they going to bring in Sabu and have a spot-blowing contest? Are the Nasty Boys such a threat that they need reinforcement? Why is this match on when the last two meetings have been so crap? Why does it look like it will continue?
It is just utter stupidity.
The Xplosion match sounds good, at least. I might watch that and skip Impact.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Mar 9, 2010 20:25:18 GMT -5
I still don't get the point of signing Jeff f***ing Hardy, the biggest star of professional wrestling next to John Cena, and you're so damn quiet about it. Either go balls out and advertise the hell out of him or don't have him at all, because having him and no one knows about it does nothing for TNA. You wanted Jeff, you got all the good and the bad, embrace it. He was on for 30 seconds at the end of the show. Hard to promote that. They could have still use those old clips TNA has of Jeff, hell they have a DVD of his for sale on TNAShop.com. I really hope they do it this week, there's no excuse at all if they don't because again....Jeff f***ing Hardy.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Mar 9, 2010 20:25:25 GMT -5
So wait...the Guns and Beer Money are heels again??
Really?
Really?
REALLY?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2010 20:25:38 GMT -5
The Motor City Machine Guns come out. Chris Sabin takes a mic and says that Destination X will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X with the winner becoming the Number One Contenders to the TNA World Tag Titles, but it will be the start to the Motor City Era. Sabin calls out Generation Me for coming into their turf and asks who they have beaten. Generation Me comes out and reminds Sabin that they beat the Machine Guns in their debut. Shelley says it was just luck and then says that Motor City is the Xbox while Generation Me are Ataris. He also says that they are the Ferraris to Generation Me�s station wagons. He says that they can keep talking about this or the time where the Guns got with Generation Me�s girlfriends. This leads to a brawl with all four men getting involved. Brian Kendrick comes out to save the Guns. Amazing Red comes out to take out Kendrick. Daniels comes out to take care of Red. Kazarian comes out with a ladder and hits Daniels with it. Generation Me do dives off the Ultimate X towers onto the guns. They set up the ladder and Red dives off the ladder onto Kendrick, Daniels, and the Guns on the outside. Red, Kazarian, and Generation Me pose together in the ring. (This was described as a crazy segment). The match between A.J. Styles and Jeff Hardy is a non-title match. That segment could be either really good or really bad. Things like that usually are. Although... If one's an X-Box and one's an Atari, what team is the Wii in this equation?
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Post by Mr. Backlund on Mar 9, 2010 20:25:47 GMT -5
Maybe it will be a gimmick PPV, where the wrestlers will have to actually make it 5 minutes playing Aerosmith's ill-fated arcade game before earning the right to hang the title so that they can.....um....enter the penalty box and......win? That was Revolution X. Oh crap.....there goes my attempt at amateur comedy hour.
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Post by Michael Coello on Mar 9, 2010 20:27:21 GMT -5
So wait...the Guns and Beer Money are heels again?? Really? Really? REALLY? The Guns have been that way for months, and being the heel for a while. It's pretty much their gimmick, just that they get cheered for it.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Mar 9, 2010 20:28:23 GMT -5
So wait...the Guns and Beer Money are heels again?? Really? Really? REALLY? It seems so and as I raised in another thread, with 3D busy with the Nasties and Morgan seemingly turning, it kinda means Generation ME are the number one face tag team by default
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Post by Michael Coello on Mar 9, 2010 20:29:34 GMT -5
The Motor City Machine Guns come out. Chris Sabin takes a mic and says that Destination X will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X with the winner becoming the Number One Contenders to the TNA World Tag Titles, but it will be the start to the Motor City Era. Sabin calls out Generation Me for coming into their turf and asks who they have beaten. Generation Me comes out and reminds Sabin that they beat the Machine Guns in their debut. Shelley says it was just luck and then says that Motor City is the Xbox while Generation Me are Ataris. He also says that they are the Ferraris to Generation Me�s station wagons. He says that they can keep talking about this or the time where the Guns got with Generation Me�s girlfriends. This leads to a brawl with all four men getting involved. Brian Kendrick comes out to save the Guns. Amazing Red comes out to take out Kendrick. Daniels comes out to take care of Red. Kazarian comes out with a ladder and hits Daniels with it. Generation Me do dives off the Ultimate X towers onto the guns. They set up the ladder and Red dives off the ladder onto Kendrick, Daniels, and the Guns on the outside. Red, Kazarian, and Generation Me pose together in the ring. (This was described as a crazy segment). The match between A.J. Styles and Jeff Hardy is a non-title match. That segment could be either really good or really bad. Things like that usually are. Although... If one's an X-Box and one's an Atari, what team is the Wii in this equation? The Nasty Boys. Both are White and focused on the last generation.
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Post by Ryushinku on Mar 9, 2010 20:29:48 GMT -5
You know Sabin, that really wasn't the toughest shot to see coming...
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Post by Parrish on Mar 9, 2010 20:35:19 GMT -5
Hardy was the most over guy in WWE when his contract ran out. I really hope that TNA promotes him wrestling on their show this week.
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Post by mschif420 on Mar 9, 2010 20:35:20 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy defeats TNA World Heavyweight Champion A.J. Styles with a Swanton. There was a ref bump about ten minutes into the match. After the referee was knocked out A.J. went for a springboard 450 but missed. Hardy hit the Twist of Fate and Swanton with Abyss making the three count. After the match, Flair hit Hardy with a chair. Flair went to hit Abyss and they started going up the ramp with Flair repeatedly trying to hit Abyss. They got to the end of the ramp and Abyss Hulked up and choke slammed Flair shoulder first through the ramp. Abyss then did the 'finger point of doom' towards Styles who was sitting in the corner of the ring holding the TNA World Heavyweight Title belt closely.
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Mar 9, 2010 20:39:49 GMT -5
So hang on. Abyss counts the three and that means Jeff Hardy wins? Right.
Plus side: It seems they're going to give the match at least 12-15 minutes.
Minus: AJ Styles....again YOUR WORLD CHAMPION! is made to look like a bitch.
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Post by FailedGimmick on Mar 9, 2010 20:42:18 GMT -5
Why did Abyss counting the pin count? Was he a special enforcer, or something?
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Post by BorneAgain on Mar 9, 2010 20:42:39 GMT -5
Abyss was named the special enforcer earlier in the taping, so it does make some sense.
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Post by Ryushinku on Mar 9, 2010 20:43:12 GMT -5
Power of The Ring, brother!
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Mar 9, 2010 20:45:01 GMT -5
So hang on. Abyss counts the three and that means Jeff Hardy wins? Right. Plus side: It seems they're going to give the match at least 12-15 minutes. Minus: AJ Styles....again YOUR WORLD CHAMPION! is made to look like a bitch. Really? He's being mentored by Ric Flair.. go watch Flair's title runs from the 90's... the man pretty much loss to every challenger he had, but by DQ or in non-title matches. It made people want the title off him for good heat. It's called being a heel champion...
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Post by thatguybayne on Mar 9, 2010 20:45:51 GMT -5
That segment could be either really good or really bad. Things like that usually are. Although... If one's an X-Box and one's an Atari, what team is the Wii in this equation? The Nasty Boys. Both are White and focused on the last generation. They both also make folks want to get fit too.
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