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Post by rapidfire187 on Jun 16, 2010 9:40:10 GMT -5
I've got a few.
When I was around 12 or 13, me and one of my friends were walking through my neighborhood when we passed this woman's house that had a cage with really loud barking dogs. They were viciously barking at us so for some reason we figured it'd be a good idea to do crotch chops at them. When I got home, my mom said that the lady had called and told her that she had seen us "jacking off" in front of the dogs.
I had a backyard fed around the same age, and we had a roster of around 15 people. I threw about 4 big "PPV's" a year. I always tried to impress the chicks that came by showing off my awesome arial offense. I actually met my first girlfriend that way, so it wasn't too lame.
In fifth or sixth grade, my class was walking back to the school from the gymnasium which was outside. My really annoying friend tried to do the Chyna low blow to me, but I closed my legs really tight and wouldn't let him get his arm back. Everybody started laughing and asking him if he was trying to touch my balls, and his response of "NO NO I WAS DOING THE LOW BLOW" got even more laughter.
That same kid used to walk around and annoy the popular girls by saying "Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?" One day he was standing behind this girl while she was at her locker, and he started saying that so I just pushed him into her. She freaked out and thought he was trying to molest her or something.
I have more and they're all awesome, but I'll hold off on posting those.
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Post by leilaorton on Jun 16, 2010 9:53:17 GMT -5
when I was in fifth grade, this little boy was making fun of my moma, and I speared him on the playground.. he never said anything else again..
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Post by generationxero on Jun 16, 2010 10:28:16 GMT -5
I went out wearing A du rag with goggles just like Grand Master Sexay, it wasn't halloween or anything, I just went out one day dressed like him.
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Post by Jim Stansel on Jun 16, 2010 10:33:04 GMT -5
I def wore my nWo 6 ball shirt to the mall while sporting my silver oakleys....
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Post by azrael502 on Jun 16, 2010 10:54:42 GMT -5
got wasted beat up my sisters bf while yelling Whooo
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Post by Lord Bendtner on Jun 16, 2010 11:02:03 GMT -5
Documented my WCW/nWo Revenge championship games, and wrote a huge newsletter thing about each match with fake interviews that only me and my brother read.
As I was frequently in the music lab in high school, one time my friends and I found a ringing bell sound effect, so one time after school me and my friends held this silly match, and one of my friends applied the sharpshooter, and I screamed "RING THE f***ING BELL!" as loud as I could, then ran over and rang the bell.
My brother and I used to wrestle all the time when we were young, and one time he gave me a running powerslam and knocked 3 of my baby teeth out. And we also would mute commentary if there was commentary on games and would do our own commentary, I usually took the color commentator spot.
I also used to do frog splashes and D'Los splash thing off diving boards all the time.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Jun 16, 2010 11:09:47 GMT -5
I stopped reading when i saw sex with wrestler's masks on. Creepy. lA pARKA VS pSYCHOSIS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE!
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Jun 16, 2010 12:06:17 GMT -5
When I was a kid, I did the fake handshake bit with my sister. I ended up getting spanked by my mom.
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Post by immortalphenom on Jun 16, 2010 12:07:55 GMT -5
I used to do the "You can't see me" thing and the Undertaker throat slash in school. That's about it, really.
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Post by Captain Headlock on Jun 16, 2010 13:28:42 GMT -5
Tried to put one of my friends in a sharpshooter and got kicked in the teeth instead. They aimed for my chest, but got my mouth instead. That wasn't fun.
Also, I used to do the Kane chokeslam taunt thing when people had their back turned to me. That was like when I was 11 ish.
And now, I wrestle with my niece and nephews (not full on, but I pretend to do powerslams). One of my nephews even put me in a proper Fujiwara armbar as I was lying on the floor. He's 2.
I was so proud haha.
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Jun 16, 2010 13:43:05 GMT -5
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I genuinely feel left out. None of my friends know that I watch wrestling, and I haven't done many 'lame' things. Nothing around them.
Probably the biggest lame thing is posting on a forum about it. Also, just 2 weeks ago in school I was using pens as wrestlers because I was bored. It brings me back to my childhood.
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Post by mattyzee on Jun 16, 2010 13:46:48 GMT -5
I recently incorporated an Ultimate Warrior style rant in between songs onstage at one of my band's recent shows... Spaceships, rocket fuel, Ho-Kogan, etc. Tho since we do play spacey power metal I guess it sorta works...
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Post by MasonK565 on Jun 16, 2010 14:04:34 GMT -5
I don't do much, so this is the lamest thing I can think of. From SvR06 to SvR10, I had title histories written down in a notebook, excel document, etc. And made continuity for years until I sold SvR10 back in like January. My final champions and who they defeated to win the belt: WWE: Chris Jericho (def. Edge) World: The Great Khali (def. Triple H) ECW: Christian (def. JBL) IC: John Morrison (def. Mike Knox) US: Jack Swagger (def. Jesse) World Tag: Edge & Mark Henry (def. DiBiase & Rhodes to de-unify the belts) WWE Tag: Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase (def. Umaga & Khali) Women's: Beth Phoenix (def. Trish Stratus) Diva's: Mickie James (First and Only Champion) Hardcore: Ezekiel Jackson (def. Tommy Dreamer) Cruiserweight: Evan Bourne (def. Santino Marella) WCW: Santino Marella (def. Ric Flair) Million $: JBL (def. MVP) Yeah, I would do that too. I also had a created a random company not involved with a video game that have wrestlers that are in the independents or were just released from TNA or WWE and I would make all the matches, title history's, alumni's, ppvs, hall famers, and stuff all within a set of notebooks. I still have it, though I don't really do much of it anymore. But other than that, the only lame wrestling thing I do is probably post on this forum and look at news sites. Oh and watch wrestling too.
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Post by Thrillho on Jun 16, 2010 14:11:42 GMT -5
I spat beer in someone's face when they were trying to start a fight with a friend of mine.
Carlsberg don't do green mist. But if they did, it would be the best green mist in the world.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jun 16, 2010 14:25:13 GMT -5
I've got a few. When I was around 12 or 13, me and one of my friends were walking through my neighborhood when we passed this woman's house that had a cage with really loud barking dogs. They were viciously barking at us so for some reason we figured it'd be a good idea to do crotch chops at them. When I got home, my mom said that the lady had called and told her that she had seen us "jacking off" in front of the dogs. ;D That made me laugh far too much.
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Post by Throwback on Jun 16, 2010 14:48:25 GMT -5
I once made my mom tap to sharpshooter because she took my video game away. I walked into the room and saw her laying on her stomach playing DR Mario. and I was all like "If I can't play it, you can't either" So I walked over and slapped on the most half assed sharpshooter you ever saw. After she tapped, I let go and told her to clean her room.
I was about 11/12
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on Jun 16, 2010 15:32:15 GMT -5
I could write a book on this subject. The one that stands out in my mind at this moment is something I did in college. I was chewing a piece of gum that had lost its flavor long ago. So class ends and I get out of the class room. Trying to be like Mr. Perfect, I spit the piece of gum out and try to knock it away with my hand. I smack it with my wrist and if flies over my shoulder. I turn around to look at it flying through the air were it hits a girl in the face and slides down her shirt. I felt so embarassed. And the look on that girls face. She didn't know me from adam and she wasn't so much angry as heartbroken that someone would spit gum at her. I tried to explain as best I could that it was an accident and apologized repeatedly. It wasn't a proud moment for me at all.
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Post by Kay Faban on Jun 16, 2010 16:52:42 GMT -5
Putting your mom in the sharpshooter has to be one of the weirder ones I've read lol
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Post by VINTAGE GRIDLOCK! on Jun 16, 2010 16:58:53 GMT -5
...Chyna
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Post by FinalGwen on Jun 16, 2010 17:38:07 GMT -5
Two things that stand out as somewhat lame: - In my secondary school days, me and a friend used to wander around doing the McMahon strut if nobody else was around, or sometimes we'd vary it up with one doing Shane O'Mac's dancing, and the other doing the strut. - Much before that, me and a different friend made our own awful wrestling movie. Mostly bad promos (and I mean bad), and it ended with an ok match in my back garden, although unlike most backyard wrestling, we didn't jump off any buildings, and the finish was him hitting me round the face with a plastic belt, and me spitting out fake blood. Mick Foley I ain't.
On a less embarassing note, me and a whole group of friends used to do wrestling stuff on a trampoline at parties round one of their houses. On one occasion, my friend Daniel lifted me up for a gutwrench suplex or powerbomb, but I never found out which, as he lost his balance, and dropped me on my head. I bounced straight up in the air, landed on the very edge of the trampoline, then overbalanced there, and toppled backwards off of the trampoline. In the end, all that was hurt was my big toe. No idea how that worked.
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