Post by bradtherad on Jun 6, 2010 19:20:41 GMT -5
They need to give him a new character. We've had insane edge, we had crappy face edge, we had intense edge. I say they elaborate on his Rated R superstar gimmick and make him "Sex Machine" Edge.
However not make it stupid like Viscera. Instead they show Edge with divas backstage like ALL the time. And reporters keep finding him boning divas or random chicks backstage on every show. He can come to da ring mad sweaty with a towel and talk bout how he was just backstage having "fun" and is pretty sore for the match tonight.
EVentually wrestlers start to gang up on him because they are jealous that he gets laid all the time and then he can start losing matches because he spends too much time having sex and not enough time training in the gym. The announcers can talk about how he hasnt been in a gym for years unless it was to have sex.
Eventually a GM bans Edge from having sex on his show and Edge goes psycho and starts trying to hump other wrestlers in the ring and to make this gimmick controversial he can pull out a fan from ringside and try to rape her in the middle of the match.
The announcers play up to the fact that Edge can never get enough sex and that this drives him mad and angry especially now that the GM has banned him from having sex while the show is going on. Not only does he attack female fans, but he also becomes really dangerous and violent in the ring and the announcers can talk bout how "Edge's sexual needs have turned violent".
However not make it stupid like Viscera. Instead they show Edge with divas backstage like ALL the time. And reporters keep finding him boning divas or random chicks backstage on every show. He can come to da ring mad sweaty with a towel and talk bout how he was just backstage having "fun" and is pretty sore for the match tonight.
EVentually wrestlers start to gang up on him because they are jealous that he gets laid all the time and then he can start losing matches because he spends too much time having sex and not enough time training in the gym. The announcers can talk about how he hasnt been in a gym for years unless it was to have sex.
Eventually a GM bans Edge from having sex on his show and Edge goes psycho and starts trying to hump other wrestlers in the ring and to make this gimmick controversial he can pull out a fan from ringside and try to rape her in the middle of the match.
The announcers play up to the fact that Edge can never get enough sex and that this drives him mad and angry especially now that the GM has banned him from having sex while the show is going on. Not only does he attack female fans, but he also becomes really dangerous and violent in the ring and the announcers can talk bout how "Edge's sexual needs have turned violent".
